There's a zombie apocalypse, who are you choosing in your team?

[Anonymous]

I'm gonna be a raider if anyone wanna join me 😂

[MemeSupreme]

wear the faces of zombies to walk amongst them and create an army

i'll have others join in and do the same. we'll communicate by whispering bc why not

[Asker]

Because they will smell you and your living flesh, your plan would fail, this isn't the walking dead 😂

[MemeSupreme]

your just jealous of my plan

admit

[MemeSupreme]

you're*

[Asker]

No I might confuse you for a zombie and accidentally shoot you momo

[Asker]

Your plan is faulty 😂

[MemeSupreme]

no bc no one shoots zombies you amateur

sound draws their attention, and thats how you get a horde. didn't you watch TWD lol

[Asker]

You aren't helping yourself here, you'd get your head bashed with a spikey bat 😂

[Telekinetic-Potato]

I feel like I could hang with you. I'd want to be around people with relatively sound judgment.

[Asker]

Excellent, my first raider lol

[Anonymous]

Im going to take over a bunker and only let in 6 teenage girls.

[Asker]

You are prepping a bunker for me and my raiders, how nice of you, in memory of your honorable generosity, I'll let the teenage girls live in prosperity after I claim ownership of this wonderful bunker 😂

[Opinion Owner]

Its not my bunker. I did work for a company that builds and installs them. I know where quite a few are. I wouldn't want to be trying to raid one, complete kill zone and then there's finding them

[Asker]

Waste must come out somewhere, even if it's just fumes or something lol

[Opinion Owner]

You will be too busy dealing with the zombies to find us and if you'd seen some of these bunkers you'd know that.

[AI Opinion]

I’m totally forming the “artsy survival squad” 😎

I’m picking:
A medic (preferably ex-military), a quiet but deadly tracker/sniper, a mechanic who can fix literally anything, a farmer/gardener for long-term food, and that one “nice but kinda scary” person who has zero hesitation when it counts.

I’ll handle strategy, morale, and barricade aesthetics 🎨🧟‍♀️

[Anonymous]

I choose this team ;)

[Kenkebuttery]

You.

[Asker]

Excellent, some bait lol

[Kenkebuttery]

Wait. No. You supposed to be tough guy. Protecting my tiny ass

[Asker]

Fine only cause you are begging, I like the glaze

[Kenkebuttery]

That? Or nobody else answered your question

[Asker]

Keep talking shit and I'd feed you to the zombies

[Kenkebuttery]

Ok. Ok. Thank you so muc. You big strong chico. You're my hero

[Asker]

That's right glaze me 😌

[Kenkebuttery]

You make it hard to do compliment you🙄🤣

[Asker]

I know, you make complimenting me easy tho 🌚

[Kenkebuttery]

Because I'm nice

[Asker]

Pfff 😂

[Kenkebuttery]

I am. You know i am

[Asker]

That cap lol

[Kenkebuttery]

Am not. I am the only person to even post on your question

[Asker]

Yea late AF when I don't care about the question anymore 😂

[Kenkebuttery]

I'm not on here much.

[Asker]

I know lol

[Kenkebuttery]

Look at you checkin up on me

[Asker]

I know, I should be taxing you honestly

[Kenkebuttery]

Yea? What you taxin me with?👀

[Asker]

Pff money 😂

[Kenkebuttery]

No deal

[Asker]

It's not a choice 🫴🏼

[Kenkebuttery]

I always have a choice

[Asker]

Well choose wisely then and pay me 😂

[Kenkebuttery]

You a virgin. So i can't

[Asker]

That doesn't even make sense, I expect my payment in the mail *walks away in awesomeness*

[Kenkebuttery]

You get no payment

[Asker]

I will see you in court

[Kenkebuttery]

No. You supposed to be my daddy. You sposed to take care of me.

[Asker]

I can't help you if you don't wanna help yourself young padwan 😂