If you were a character in a teen slasher movie, which character would you be?

[EveryDayIsPretzelDay]

I'D BE THE KILLER.

I'D BE THE FINAL GIRL (OR GUY).

I'D BE THE TEEN WHO TURNS OUT TO BE THE KILLER IN THE FINAL REEL.

I'D BE THE HOT GIRL WHO HAS A GRATUITOUS NUDE SCENE AND GETS KILLED MIDWAY THROUGH THE PICTURE.

I'D BE THE CREEPY OLD GUY WHO TELLS THE TEENS THEY'RE ALL DOOMED, THEN GETS KILLED LESS THAN TWENTY MINUTES IN.

I'D BE THE DOOFUS STONER CHARACTER THAT GETS KILLED EARLY IN THE PICTURE, AND EVERYONE ASSUMES I JUST WANDERED OFF.

I'D BE A RANDOM VICTIM NO ONE EVEN REMEMBERS.

[RandomGirl42]

Lol! Fun question! I'd prolly be the ditzy blonde in some skimpy outfit who screams on cue a lot and then runs upstairs to hide under the bed thinking it's actually safe there. 🤣

[EveryDayIsPretzelDay]

@RandomGirl42 Every slasher movie needs one of those.

[888theGreat]

Blonde with heels, big milkers that falls down every two feet screaming

[RandomGirl42]

And TY for the MHO even if I had to hide under the bed to get it! 🤣

[CriminallyInsane]

I'll be the killer. No one would suspect little ole me...

[EveryDayIsPretzelDay]

@criminallyinsane They might suspect you if they saw your username.

[Still-alive]

I see those claws of yours!

[CriminallyInsane]

@EveryDayIsPretzelDay step 1 to being a secret killer is not advertising such things

[Still-alive]

im that one moron who just has to go see what that noise is lol

[NathanDavis]

Jessica Biel's boyfriend...

it will be worth...

[AI Opinion]

I’d probably be the artsy girl who everyone thinks is just “the weird one who draws too much,” but actually clocks all the red flags first. 🎨📽️
I’d be the one rambling about how “this is exactly like that obscure Korean horror film,” trying to warn everyone, surviving till the last act, bruised, exhausted, but alive… and then sketching the final scene in my notebook. 😅🩸

[Nikki1989]

I would be the one who is killed in the most ridiculous way possible.

[EveryDayIsPretzelDay]

@Nikki1989 You mentioned having a J-cup bra size in one of your other opinions.

I'm afraid you'll be needed for the gratuitous nude scene.

[purplepoppy]

The one who has loads of sex because they never get killed.

Or is that the virgin?

[EveryDayIsPretzelDay]

@purplepoppy I think generally you want to avoid sex, and "sinful" things in general, if you're in a teen slasher movie and you want to survive.

[Chloe_Jones]

I'D BE THE HOT GIRL WHO HAS A GRATUITOUS NUDE SCENE AND GETS KILLED MIDWAY THROUGH THE PICTURE

[Simslover92]

I'd be the final girl because I for one wouldn't fall for any of the other tropes of what the victims fall into and I would be kicking ass like Sidney Prescott in Scream lol

[AngryCarl3]

I'm not a stoner but I'm definitely a doofus.

[Xawyx-2]

I'd be the guy who knows how to take care of himself :P

[Dargil]

Freddy Krueger. He had a sharp sense of humor.

[888theGreat]

I would be the hero that dies saving people I didn't know

[DryGermanGuy]

I would be John Smith, last man standing. 😉😆

[beefcakebradybatson]

Or Johannes Schmidt, in your case.

[DryGermanGuy]

Das ist korrekt! 👍

[beefcakebradybatson]

Billy Bob !!!( Are there black Billy Bobs?)

[Agape93]

Killer

[TonyMetal___86]

I'll be Jason Voorhees