What would you do if demons invaded your workplace?

[BCRanger10]

IMAGINE - It's a typical Tuesday morning. You clock in, but notice that your coworkers are acting... a bit weird - Or weirdER than usual. You go to the breakroom for coffee, when...it happens. A thunderous crash and violent earthquake. The sound of wailing and grinding of teeth and shrieks of eternal agony fill the air, the people around you begin turning into zombies, AND A THOUSAND HORRORS BEYOND YOUR WORST NIGHTMARES BECOME INCARNATE BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES!

Androgynous half-human/half-goats, flying flaming skulls, gigantic spiders, 8-foot fire-casting humanoid beasts, 10-foot skeletons with rocket launchers on their shoulders, and a t-rex with a rocket launcher as its paw! And you...you only remain!

:)

This is the plot for the classic 1993 computer game, Doom. At the United Aerospace Corporation's facility on Mars' moon Phobos, researchers have conducted teleportation experiments beyond legal, rational, ethical, and moral boundaries and oversight, opening a portal to Hell itself. And only our hero, an unnamed lone space marine - The DOOM-GUY - remains to fight...

Me? I'd grab my Rosary and some holy water and the nearest chainsaw, double-barreled shotgun, and BFG-9000 and take'em on! With an awesome soundtrack playing in the background, of course...

"... but I work at the mall! I sell purses at Coach!"

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR BOSSES ARE REALLY UP TO!

:)

So what would you do?

[AyChingao]

Well, we in paradise, simply modded the program in such a way that all of the demons were replaced by Barney the purple dinosaur. He was wearing a nazi captains hat in a nod to Wolfenstein, but yeah, problem solved

[BCRanger10]

Ah Wolfenstein... I wasted hours on that one too 😆

[AyChingao]

yep, lots of hours spent consulting with maintainance in their office during that time :v

[AyChingao]

thanks for MHO

[exitseven]

gt a machete and chop off some heads.

[BCRanger10]

That sounds like a good option too. Particularly for the zombies.

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[Agape93]

Hope they're ready to get some shit done.

[Agape93]

Now in a doom like shot? Open fire. Doom guy ain't he only one with a shotty

Blood for the blood god!

[BCRanger10]

I half-expected you to say something along the lines of "Oh please, my coworkers ARE the demons."

[Agape93]

Nah, a few think they're hot shit though lol

[BCRanger10]

Pride is the first deadly sin, I guess, and the cause of the fall of Satan and the demons 🤷‍♂️

[Agape93]

I got a lot of pride, but even I know my limits lol few as they are.

[_Jenny_]

@BCRanger10 Run

[BCRanger10]

Are you sure? The fate of humanity could be totally in your hands!

[NathanDavis]

I'd pull a Constantine and a half...

I mean, if they do exist... so does the archangels

so, just sign-up that contract really quick and get it done with it...