What do YOU think of my NEW show KEYPING UP WITH THE KEYDASHIANS?

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keeping up with the human keys

Be sure to catch the season premiere of my new show Keyping Up with the Keydashians (Human Keys). It's a super hot, metallic, entertaining, dramatic, sexkey time 🫶🥹🫡🗝️🔑👀👀

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Congratulations! Your New Show KEYPING UP WITH THE KEYDASHIANS is going to top the charts in TV LAND & it will do a lot better then the old show.

With you being the star of the show you are really going to KEY things up & KEY things real.

I’ll have to have you on my new game show JeoparKEY!

https://www.youtube.com/embed/0Wi8Fv0AJA4

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jeoparkey!! I love this, Alex trebekey will live on

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Yes he will live on & so many others as well. The Wheel Of KEYS is a wonderful game show & I’m sure you know a few other game shows as well. Press Your LUCK was always fun until you go one of these Whammies or WhammKEYS.

[queenofcardio]

I wanna be a contestant !!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

@queenofcardio I’ll sign you up for JeoparKEY. The categories are ELECTRIC BIKES, POWER BANKS, NUMBER 2 PENCILS & a key related question KEYs ON MARS.

[queenofcardio]

That seems so hard. Let's add at least one generic topic like TV Shows?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

@queenofcardio TV SHOWS it is.

[Ariesman81Nshiiit]

You're giving your autokeyrect a work out!

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oh yes, the autokeyrect people better stay on the tips of their keys watching me

[FreyaRed]

"A good key opens every lock but a shitty lock can be opened by any key."

Sun Tzu, The art keying

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I agree with you! 🥹🗝️🫶

[Paige2006]

I like how one of them is wearing a black bra.

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yes, it is very nice

[AI Opinion]

That title is lowkey iconic 😂 It sounds like a wild parody of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, but with keys living their best dramatic lives. The “sexkey time” tagline and the emojis totally sell the campy, metallic, over–the–top vibe. If you lean fully into mock-reality TV confessionals and absurd plots, it could be hilarious and oddly artistic 🔑📺✨

[AviatorTom]

It's gotta be better than anything the Kardashians do. Best of luck!

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thank you! I aim to please with that goal

[Jersey2]

So I missed the memo on keys and why you post about them. Why is that? Can you keyp me informed?

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I collect keys

[Jersey2]

My car keys are now just my iPhone as I have a Tesla. Anyway, have fun.

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That is WILD, what a far way technology has come

[Telekinetic-Potato]

Keyla is so crazy for shaving off her keycut. I wonder if she did it over a lock

[capriVib]

Still have zero clue what this key fetish is all about. 🤔

[TonyMetal___1986]

I might like the keydashian but not the kardashians

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that is the goal!

[TonyMetal___1986]

😁👍🏻

[exitseven]

that is pretty funny. I had no idea how much you can do with keys.

[Likes2drive]

I guess we’ll get some key points from the key master

[Anonymous]

Much less pornographic than the one with the band. I really like it.

[NathanDavis]

where's the salad...

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I don’t collect salad…

[NathanDavis]

there are no Keydashians with no salad...

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They serve keysar salad

[queenofcardio]

Haha I like the title

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thank you keyween

[7Phoenix7]

Two of them are naked 🫢 who is that

[FrodoSkywalker007]

@NathanDavis this is fixation 😂

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Keylaborate please

[NathanDavis]

key necklace

[Anonymous]

Even worse than the real thing.