Why I Am A Strict Follower of Bros Before Hoes

[Shiningtempest]

Here are 5 important reasons why I am a strict bros before hoes follower.

1. Hanging Out With My Bros are Low Risk, High Reward

From my experience, hanging out with my bros offers me reward with little to no risk. However, dating tends to be high risk, high reward. Why date a woman when hanging out with my bros has little to no risk?

My Optimal Level of Risk

2. I am More Confident My Bros Will Help Me in Tough Times

I am 95% to 99% confident that my bros will help me whenever I am in trouble. However, I am 5% to 50% confident that current girlfriend will help me. Based on my observation, why would I sacrifice my bros to date her?

What Loyal Bros Look In A Nutshell

3. Dating Is Filled With Landmines

Why date a woman when I could avoid landmines in dating when hanging out with my bros doesn't have landmines?

Breakups In a Nutshell

4. Dating = Backstabbing My Bros

Dating a woman today would involve sacrificing my sacred bonds with my bros. What would I gain by sacrificing my loyal bros to date a woman?

Sacrificing my bros = backstabbing

5. Loyal Bros are Practically Irreplaceable

After reading multiple stories about dating ending in breakups, I concluded that dating is fickle & volatile. Why abandon my loyal bros to subject myself to volatility that comes with dating?

My Bond With My Loyal Bros = Value of Gold

[TheAwkwardTeen]

Bro’s before hoe’s! I definitely agree with that saying. But there’s a difference between a hoe and a Women who has good morals and her priorities are straight and has goals for herself. Make sure when that Women comes along you’re bro’s and her are equals. Cause she’ll be there for you just like you’re bro’s will!

[zagor]

#4 doesn't compute. How does dating a girl diss your bros in any way?

[RosieReal69]

Dudes will be friends for years, but then they fight and don't speak anymore. What could have driven their friendship apart?

[Lauren-green]

But why does dating have to equal backstabbing your Bros? Your obviously dating the wrong girls if you can't still hang out with your mates?

[Maryvas]

Me too bros before hoes even if I'm a straight girl

[R_Cakes91]

I feel the exact same way about women.

Chicks before dicks!

[Ani_Axiom]

Because you’re gay and don’t need a woman for anything really, unless you want kids, but even then you can adopt.

[GhostMochi]

Yeah okay, dating isn't always bad and typically guy friends tend to break up relationships for literally no reason. But you do you.

[nerms123]

I’m also chicks before dicks 👍

[N17RV]

Bro love is beautiful

[Bosnamam]

Because you're a virgin scumbag

[Shiningtempest]

@bosnamam Is there anything wrong with being loyal to my bros?

[Bosnamam]

Nah your points are just retarded

[Shiningtempest]

@bosnamam I don't care if my points are idiotic. I am not going to be a scum who abandons my bros.

[handsomelad70]

Bradys before ladies?

[ChesterMan]

Dude you're a legend