Why does my sister lift her buttcheek and fart even in public?

[Anonymous]

One time we were sitting down at Rite aid waiting to get my prescription, and suddenly my sister whispered to me I have to fart. I thought to myself oh no suddenly she crossed her right leg over her left leg and she lifted her right cheek away from me and towards the man she was sitting next to and she let out the loudest fart I've ever heard, everyone around her was in shock a woman would do this. The man sitting next to her said I would never expect a girl in a skirt and tanktop to do that in public. I was embarassed to have my own sister do that.

[knotuptoit]

it is a bodily function that one should excuse themselves and go somewhere a bit more private to release. still i feel that she was trying, successfully it appears, to embarrass you in public. if it persists i suggest the "she was adopted" statement might be a good one to use :-) some girls now days really don't care about releasing pent up gasses from their system in public and still others are downright proud of the stench and the noise level of their expulsions.

[Red_Arrow]

I guess that she enjoys embarrassing you, and that it doesn't bother her. Next time just look at the people who are staring in shock and say, "She was adopted".

[Paris13]

No class up her ass. xx

[ninja-in-black]

Omfg, that's hilarious, I'm sorry to say. I would have been like, I don't know this girl and am not related to her. Wow, that's crazy it happened in public of all places. This reminds me of when my cousin would let out silent but deadly farts when we were kids, then blame it on me. I guess it doesn't bother your sister to fart in public and that's why she is comfortable doing it.

[LittleSally]

Well... villagers will be villagers... o. O

I wouldn't expect anyone to do that - much less in public.

[Applefan1]

Is this you to on yahoo answers?
answers.yahoo.com/.../index

[Anonymous]

Are... are you serious? She’s your sister... farting is like... what we do.

[MiskatonicPhD]

Maybe she wasn't expecting the horns to play?

But this is enough windy questions for one quite a while for me, I think.

[PropaneAccessories]

I wouldn't even be mad. That's hilarious.

[PartialisticMan]

i dont know she's just stupid

[Anonymous]

I suspect you're a dude with a fart fetish.

[Applefan1]

Well
answers.yahoo.com/.../index

[Opinion Owner]

Ah someone has been googling Stupid Yahoo Questions I see... come on, there are far better ones than that to be had!

[Applefan1]

My point was I had seen that exact question before. That was all I was trying to tell you. Instead you decided to judge me.

[Applefan1]

I was actually trying to agree with you but never mind.

[Opinion Owner]

@Applefan1 what are you talking about? Did I address you, no. I was talking to the asker. Way to get offended over fuck all.

[Applefan1]

Well I thought you where talking to me, didn't I, that is why.

[Opinion Owner]

Even if it was aimed at you, how was I judging you?

[Applefan1]

I am just sick of your attitude your last message was rather odd and not necessary for just a misunderstanding.

[Opinion Owner]

My attitude? Go fuck yourself you sensitive little flower, how's that for an attitude? Jesus... Way to blow a situation totally out of proportion.

Don't bother replying, I'm bored of you.

[Opinion Owner]

This is why you are already on my block list...

[Applefan1]

You just proved exactly my point with your message. Fuck you to.

[Applefan1]

You just can't take responsibility for anything. I don't give a fuck if I am on your block list.

[Opinion Owner]

It's "Fuck you too" not "to". Fucking grammar heathen.

[Opinion Owner]

Responsibility for what?

[Applefan1]

Pfft got nothing to say so you have to resort to that how pathetic

[vekin]

Haha you should laugh about this