Spit out your deepest darkest secret//?

[Anonymous]

this is for you my pick and blue anons

[Anonymous]

Geez I have a lot of them lol.
I had a threesome with my sister's ex-boyfriend after they had a really bad breakup.
In a previous job I convinced my boss to fire a coworker (and rival) so I could have her parking spot and office.
I told my college professor my mother was dying of cancer and I was at the hospital for three days - which is why I couldn't study for our final - when really I was on a ski trip.
I'm worried about karma...

[Asker]

you are horrible

[Opinion Owner]

Karma should have bit me in the ass by now but I'm assuming if I stay a pink anon it won't know where to find me

[Asker]

No such thing as karma girl, thats just told to little kids to keep them good

[Anonymous]

i smashed the back of my mom's car and pretended it was someone else. i never told her, but i did pay for the car.

[Asker]

all's well that ends well

[Anonymous]

I haven't been to a pool in eight years because I'm ashamed of my dark inner thighs and I'm pale af :(

[Asker]

awwww

[Opinion Owner]

yea, I feel like that when everyone but me is going swimming lol I'm really pretty with some clothes on but i just don't wanna be the freak everyone stares at when they think I'm not looking
.. I'll get over it someday
where's your deepest secret blue? 😋

[Asker]

ooh... i have the nastiest secret of them all my anon-pinky, don't you worry

[Opinion Owner]

haha I'll be waiting for your update! 😊

[Luci92]

I like femdomming blue anons who live in their deep, dark basements.

[Asker]

Oooh... spicy... i don't live in a basement but can you still femdom me please?

[Luci92]

definitely, when you ask like that ;)

[Asker]

lol.. i am a good boy aren't i?

[CT_CD]

lol @ femdom.

[Yumix]

hmm I should anonymize my opinion

[Luci92]

good boy, OP.

[Luci92]

thanks for mhg op

[Anonymous]

I considered a sex change once because I had been mistaken for a girl so many times in the past on sites that don't make my gender super obvious like GaG does...

[Asker]

oh... interesting

[Opinion Owner]

My first and only (semi-) girlfriend knew about it, and died before I changed my mind. I hate myself for having her dying as she considered becoming lesbian for me... She wasn't exactly excited when I told her about me considering it, but wasn't able to tell me yes or no. It was very clear she still loved me, but even still... 😣😥

[Asker]

What made you wanna be a girl for real

[Opinion Owner]

The thing I said about the internet is what started it. I didn't feel at all like a man. (Not much about that has changed.)

[Asker]

just grow a magnificent beard, got me over my issues

[Opinion Owner]

That wouldn't help me... 😔

[Asker]

would you just look like a sexy bearded lady?

[Opinion Owner]

My looks aren't what gets them mixed up. It's my personality. No change in looks would help my confidence aside from maybe being a ton more fit.

[SuicidalTeen]

I can't really think of many dark secrets, tbh. They aren't secrets because I've pretty much told everyone here everything. I'll say if anything comes to mind

[Anonymous]

I learned to touch myself in elementary in first grade by a girl who taught me and was likely molested

[Asker]

oh jeez, i didn't fap til the end of fifth grade

[Opinion Owner]

Yeah.. 😐 ugh

[Anonymous]

I still fantasize about my ex.. been with my husband now for 6 years

[Asker]

happy wife happy life eh

[Omar5881]

Never let someone know your weakness or secrets I wonder how people are stupid to say thier

[Asker]

It's a big world now, no one matters

[Anonymous]

Got sexually assaulted/raped by my male cousin when he was around 16. I was 8 and had no clue what he was doing, but he knew.

[Asker]

fuck!

[ThisDudeHere]

I sit when I pee in the morning.

[Asker]

OHhh...

[JoyGirl]

I love homemade vanilla ice cream. 🍨😉😋

[Asker]

Is it like a guilty pleasure for you?

[JoyGirl]

Who knows... ( '-' )

[Asker]

lol... you're too young for what i was gonna say to that

[Anonymous]

I slept with your mom

[Asker]

No you don't she hates little dick men. Kicked me out when i turned 18

[Puppylove94]

Lmfao

[redxiii74]

Saw a guy fall from helicopter

[Asker]

cool, did you watch him clash into the ground, brain bone and muscle splattering all over the place

[redxiii74]

It was not cool, sick mf not cool

[Asker]

Think of how many people who have lived and died without seeing anything as remotely amusing as thath

[redxiii74]

That's why it's Dark secret

[Anonymous]

I slept with your dad

[Asker]

i just enjoyed our weekend fucks with your mom, mother-daughter

[beez1717]

My room with the lights off at night xD

[ACrazyHaggis]

i had some junk food yesterday and enjoyed it ! :D

[Asker]

YES! YES!

[Yumix]

wouldn't be a secret anymore if I'd tell here.

[Yanoa_Yanza]

That I am very worried about my parents

[Anonymous]

you're gay

[Asker]

bi actually, wanna smash?, i'm a top, oil up big boy

[Opinion Owner]

this pussy is too much for you

[Asker]

lol this dick will split that ass open like an axe on a chunk of wood

[Opinion Owner]

my holes are too big for that. when the wind blows it makes the same sound like when you blow into a bottle

[Asker]

hahaha lol, i use my dick as a limbo pole at parties, i think i'll manage

[Opinion Owner]

I have chronic dry dick. It's like sandpaper

[Asker]

well, icecream, chocolate, lube, whipped cream... tell me what these things have in comon

[Opinion Owner]

they make my dick break out in hives

[Asker]

haha, gluten free, sugar free, salt free, free of anything that constitutes matter

[SuicidalTeen]

o. O

[Asker]

@SuicidalTeen Uhmm... PG18 i guess?

[Anonymous]

I'm your father!

[Asker]

Yknow, that may actually be true

[CT_CD]

I'm actually a girl.

[SuicidalTeen]

I knew it.

[Anonymous]

ı was adopted

[Asker]

i wish i was adopted

[Anonymous]

I like Loli.

[Asker]

lolitta complex as in little girls or lollipops?

[Opinion Owner]

First one.

[Asker]

lol you sick fuck, hahaha hope they get you

[Opinion Owner]

Not real. Just in manga.

[Asker]

Oh, then me too

[Opinion Owner]

Got a favorite one?

[Asker]

Not really, big hentai fan though, what are your favorites?

[Opinion Owner]

You first. Which was the last good Loli that you've read? Just explain what happened in it.

[Asker]

little sister started spying on big onii-chan, he caught her spying on him in the bathroom, pulled her in

[Opinion Owner]

I've got to read that. Which site?

[Asker]

Random links on the dark web, could send you a copy tho

[Opinion Owner]

No thanks. I'd rather not have that stuff on my computer.

[Asker]

A lot more innocent than most things on most peoples computers, used to manage networks at verizon, you won't believe the shit i've seen people watch

[Opinion Owner]

Well, I'm going to try and get away from porn and masturbating. It's really bad for my metal health among other things.

[Asker]

Confidence mostly... but a good wank in the morning creates a certain calmness through the work day

[Opinion Owner]

I'm always naturally calm. I work better when I don't jerk off.

[Asker]

u don't happen to be a serial killer or anything?

[Asker]

lots of serial killers have beaten polygraph tests cause they're so damn calm

[Opinion Owner]

No, I'm not a killer. I can kill someone easily enough if I had to. But I don't want that to happen.