Girls, I gave my sister a wedgie. Was she right to attack me?

[Anonymous]

I was watching TV with my kid sister today when she bent over to reach something. I took the opportunity to grab the back of her underwear and pull it to her shoulders. She screamed, but it was hilarious.

Later in the evening, I was changing a light bulb in the hallway when suddenly I felt something nail me hard in the balls. I looked down, and saw that my sister took this as an opportunity to sneak up and knee me right in the nuts. I dropped to the ground holding my berries, as my sister said "Now we're even." I rolled around on the floor for a few minutes, telling her how crappy it was of her to attack me there, but she insisted that it was a good lesson in not giving wedgies.

Okay, maybe she was right to attack me, but going for the sack was too far. I don't think I deserved it. Do you agree?

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I warned her that if she attacks me again, she'll be pinned and given wedgies until she apologizes. Lol.

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She is forgiven lol.

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Lol, bad news. It's ON again. :'(

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Why does this keep happening?

[SammyGurl]

Neither of my brothers would have done that to me. So I'm going to have to take her side! Although her point of contact was equally as "off limits" in my family, maybe a good elbow to the ribs or slug in the gut.

General rule growing up in my family was, "No touching anything which would be covered by a swim suit". So that would include undies!! (Figure a one piece suit for a girl, and shorts for a guy).

Either way, kinda funny!.

[Asker]

Lol yeah. I was laughing about it after they stopped hurting.

[Kitten967]

I would of done the same thing she did.

[Asker]

Damn, that's harsh. No way is a wedgie equal to a knee in the cherries. That's cruel lol.

[Kitten967]

She could of given you a wedgie back but that would still hurt your balls.

[Asker]

A little bit, but nat as much as a direct knee to both of them! That was overkill.

[Asker]

ALSO: She recovered from the wedgie in like a minute. The nutshot ached for HOURS after the event. She went too far?

[Kitten967]

She went a little too far, If I had kicked you there it wouldn't off been that hard. I may of just given you a wedgie instead lol

[Asker]

Yeah, a wedgie back would be fair. A double nutcracker was not. >__< Lol, yeah?

[ElissaDido]

LMAO you guys are crazy. My brother would never do that to me and vis versa.

[Asker]

Lmao, that's good you wouldn't. It really sucked! Dx

[SeraBarton]

Hey turn about is fair play. My brother and I fight all the time too lol 😂

[Asker]

Hopefully you aren't as rough with him lol

[SeraBarton]

Nah if he wedgies me I just give him one back. Ball and boob shots are off limits

[Asker]

Yeah, nut boob and vag attacks should be off-limits. Good job.

[Madds1544]

U did deserve it though if my sibling had done that I'd do same thing or something worse cuz I like to get even when sibling start stuff like that lol

[Anonymous]

I think you did lol but its just sibling payback, its no big deal

[Asker]

Hah "no big deal"... Easy to say when they're not YOUR nuts getting kicked. Lol

[JaneFlynn]

Me and my brother used to get into it all the time and you bet I went for the cherries all the time! Lol sorry boys but it's just how it is, a shot to the balls will shut a guy down! So all is fair!

[CheerGirl38139]

Nah. Punch her in the tits. 🍅🍅👊

[Asker]

I'm gonna drop it but thanks for your support lol. Everyone else thinks I deserved to get my testicles crushed for a little prank. -__-

[CheerGirl38139]

Well, I still say try punching her in the tits

[helloitsmethere]

Nah, you deserved it.

[Asker]

Come on, no way does any wedgie hurt as much as kneed balls.

[helloitsmethere]

Why would you do that to a kid in the first place?

[Asker]

Because I wasn't expect a brutal attack on my nads in return.

[Asker]

Also, I thought it would be funny. And it was! Unless my sis took it too far. -__-

[Anonymous]

Honestly you deserved it... Next time DON'T GIVE WEDGIES. xD

[Anonymous]

Eye for an eye!

[Asker]

An eye for an eye is one thing. Two testicles for a buttcrack is just wrong.

[Opinion Owner]

Lmao true. I guess what goes around comes around.

[Asker]

Lol. I mean REALLY, which is worse, a little fabric in your butt or getting your most delicate parts full-force kicked by a mean little kid?

[DrPrankenstein]

Is she fat?

[Asker]

No. Why?

[DrPrankenstein]

Then kill that whale

[Asker]

But she's skinny...

[DrPrankenstein]

My mistake. Kill any whales in your vicinity. They should be hipped to Japan in like, a week