Do Your Parents Roast You?

[SpiderManFan2002]

Mine do. All the time, even just now😂😂

My dad: *comes into my room* "Can I borrow the iPad?"

Me: "Yeah I'm done with it anyway, I was just taking pictures of my notes to submit them to the class groupchat."

My dad: "If I had a face like that, I'd rather take pictures of my notes as well." *leaves*😂😂

Like thanks dad you gave me this face but okay😂😂I see how it is😂😂

So that brings me to ask you the question do your parents roast you?

I need this top😂😂

[sparke328]

More like my younger sister roasts me... the most recent one below...

Her: Your life is like a dull pencil. It's pointless

Me: Wha—

Her: Your mind is also like a dull pencil. It's not sharp.

Me: 😂😂😂

She's only a little younger than me but she is really good at roasting me and other people. She does it more 'in-the-moment' and even does it to herself. She's so great that I told her she should do stand-up but she was like "I kinda want to sit-down though" 😂😂

[SpiderManFan2002]

Oh same here my little brother roasts me like it's his job or something😂😂😂Though I do my fair share of roasting towards him too😂😂

Lmao at the last part😂😂

[sparke328]

😂😂😂 thanks. also thanks for MHO.

[roseloyaa]

Both my mom and dad are harsh but my dad is sarcastic about it. My mom can just be annoying about it sometimes but I know better to say anything back lmao

[quyentrinh78]

Yeah but parents in most cases only think of our well being while roasting us. So we must just listen to them in cases like that. But there are situations when they have misunderstood us, then bring them to light by telling them the fact. Try not to fight them. The third case is the roasting which parents do cuz they feel like they can, without any reason, more like abusive ones. These are rare cases but one must speak up in cases like these.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Fighting feels good

[7771999]

Hahahah. What the fuck 😂

[SpiderManFan2002]

It's a regular thing in my house😂😂We all get our "turns"😂😂

Today is mine it looks like😂😂😂

[7771999]

Your family has no chill 😂😂

[SpiderManFan2002]

Oh if only heard the way me and my brother converse on a daily basis😂😂😂

[7771999]

I'd be tired after a while, I feel 🙈😂

[7771999]

😊🙏🏻

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Peace was never an option

[AlexanderBrunnrgaard]

No, my mom will tease me at the most and say I've gained some weight or look a little plump around the middle, which of course annoys me greatly since I'm currently working on abs. But she's otherwise the unfailingly supportive kind in all regards.

[SpiderManFan2002]

Well when my family roast each other, it's just a joke😂😂But still😂😂

[AlexanderBrunnrgaard]

If you have a fun time with it then it's great!

[ZackBan]

We usually focus on roasting my brother. I usually don't easily accept it so they got used to not doing it with me.

[SpiderManFan2002]

See everyone in my family has their "turn" :P

[Jaye234]

No, we joke around all the time but i wouldn't call it getting roasted.

[SpiderManFan2002]

I would because its lowkey insulting but its also a joke😂😂

[sdtabot]

Yeah, I got dumped and both of them laughed at my face.

[SpiderManFan2002]

Lol that sounds like something my parents would do as well😂😂

[Sevenpointfive]

my family barely has conversations. it's a constant roast-fest. it never ends well

[SpiderManFan2002]

Lol I can relate😂😂

[chriscdi]

all the time, its a whole roast section, thats with everyone in my family tho we just roast each other

[SpiderManFan2002]

Same pretty much😂😂

Everyone has their "turn" lmao😂😂😂

[chriscdi]

you have to give them their turn, its the number 1 rule 😂

[Stingray444]

Haha, my dad will make fun of me by saying that too skinny 😂😂😂

[Stingray444]

That I'm*

[Jjpayne]

At times they do. But my goes, your so weird 🙃 but my brother I think teases me more often

[NickiB1]

Aww. yeah my dad does. not about my looks but usually bout my piercings and tattoos

[hotstuffSRD]

More like taunt or criticize a lot but that's an Indian parents thing I guess 😂
Plus 97% of the time I laugh. I mean a burn is a burn 😋

[Maninderdeepsharma]

My grandparents always keep on peeping into my room. can't even do my secret stuff. 🤣🤣

[Dinosaursandanime65]

I feel. you

[Maninderdeepsharma]

@Dinosaursandanime65 lol tq. 🤣

[Dinosaursandanime65]

What

[Dinosaursandanime65]

I'm home in the shadows

[Chitown10]

Total 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥. I was but always turned it around on them

[Pink2000]

my mom does but I’m a mean way

[SpiderManFan2002]

Aw that sucks. :(

When my parents do it, they're joking so it's like pretend mean not seriously mean.

[Agape93]

They tried in a sense a little over a year ago

[maadison]

me and my family are roast machines 😂

[SpiderManFan2002]

Basically us😂😂

[WhereAmI]

Such, loving parents 😂

[WhereAmI]

Tell him you're thinking of putting him in a public group home instead of private once he's old enough. 😂

[WhereAmI]

And that you won't be changing his adult diapers if he has an accident. 😂

[COMMODOREII]

Isn't that what parents are for? 😗

[bklynbadboy1]

Lol Really! And no they dont

[SpiderManFan2002]

Yes really😂😂Luckyy😂😂

[Valricthehalfling7]

Ya then I roast them right back lol

[Luukku]

Some days, but i roast back.

[CookieCat646]

No. But I roast my siblings!

[Uncut]

That is terrible that they speak to you like that.

[sheiktousif]

S saying that every time u will b in mobile

[tartaarsaus]

They actually don’t

[tartaarsaus]

At least to me

[SpiderManFan2002]

Your parents have 4 kids to pick from though mine only have 2😂😂

[tartaarsaus]

Hahaha yeah yet they still don’t 😂

[Silence00]

My parents are dead.

[SpiderManFan2002]

I'm sorry.

[Silence00]

Thank you for your condolences. But nothing to do.

[abbie_wright]

Yeah all the time

[SpiderManFan2002]

Roasting squad lmao😂😂

[abbie_wright]

Hahaha yeah