What exotic pet would you keep if you could?

[Buttonss]

Id definitely choose the exotic cat in the image

[Joker_]

Parrot or similar

[Buttonss]

What about me as an exotic pet

[Joker_]

Honestly... yes

[Vigors]

Good choice

[Joker_]

Which one

[Vigors]

Suicide squad but you commit suicide

[Joker_]

I'll become a wallbreaker

[Vigors]

Panda

[Buttonss]

Great choice actually didn't think of that

[Vigors]

I'm smarter than you

[Buttonss]

can't argue with that

[Joker_]

Shit choice

[Vigors]

Parrot? Lol are you a pirate

[Joker_]

Wtf how did you know about my secret identity

[Vigors]

That parrot is apart of my team of 7

[Joker_]

No, you are mistaken - you are a part of his team of 7

[NamerOfStars]

I'm not sure; there's a giving an animal a home, and there's giving it a GOOD home, and I'm not going to do the former if I can't do the latter. Lots of animals have very specific needs I don't know about, so...

But I do have an amusing related story! At one point, Salvador Dali brought his pet ocelot to a restaurant, and though he leashed it to the table, this freaked out a fellow diner. Dali reassured the woman by saying that it wasn't actually an ocelot, just a regular cat he'd PAINTED to look like an ocelot. She believed him, and this calmed her down. It's one of those situations that only Dali could've gotten out of, which was fortunate because only he could've got INTO it.

[Buttonss]

All that aside, if you could get one, which would you choose? Imagine you had a good home for whatever you want to choose, which animal would it be?

[NamerOfStars]

Maybe a pygmy marmoset, the world's smallest primate. A literal, honest-to-goodness, handheld monkey. Not only are the adorable, you could use it to distract ANYONE from ANYTHING.

[NamerOfStars]

Ooh, or maybe a hippo. THAT would keep door-to-door salesmen away MUCH better than a "no soliciting" sign.

[Buttonss]

Its so cute, great choice!

[drakethibault1]

I would like to own a sand dune cat. They might look innocent, cute and unharmful, but they are the most vicious and deadliest creatures among wild cats. P. S. Just like my ex girlfriend.

[CuriousJC]

I'm definitely going with the kangaroo. After watching both the cartoon and movie of Kangaroo Jack, I can see that a kangaroo would be a friendly animal to love after the proper training. I would definitely name my kangaroo Elliot. If my second choice of erotic animals it would definitely be a hyena. I want an animal that's both well-trained and vicious at the same time so I would be able to protect it and it will be able to protect me

[jennifer_bloom]

I would love to have monkeys and dolphins cause they both love to socialize with people, and a cockatoo bird as well.

[Buttonss]

Also these two are definitely intelligent so interacting with them would be fun

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

I like to have a Wolf as a Pet, I knew people had a German Shepherd named Spanky and he was huge he was 75 % German Shepherd and 25 % Wolf he made me scared the whole time cause the people left the room and went to the kitchen while Spanky was in the room with me and I have a bunch of T-shirts with Wolf on them

[DJB72]

I'd love a parrot. I live in Africa so tortoises wander in and out of the garden anyway as they live wild near me.

I don't think it's a good idea to keep big cats as pets. Or wolves. I do know a guy with a wolf hybrid (crossed with a German Shepherd) but frankly I'm not sure how smart it is to have a pet that will eat you if it decides you look more appealing than the food you provide.

[user1516]

Either a red panda or just a panda. I’d want them as Cubs 🥺 so I could raise them but i’d set them free (where pandas obviously live of course).

[Buttonss]

Red pandas are adorable

[888theGreat]

these

[Charliefretz329]

A Giant Anteater. Those guys are extremely useful but also wicked savage. A couple of those roaming the property should instil fear in any potential trespassers as well as Alleviating my damnable fire ant problems!


Have you seen the claws on those guys? Also they are friendly and responsive at the zoo! 😊

[Cryptoanonne]

None lol. I've kept birds and small mammals and I know how hard it is to maintain them amd keep them happy etc so Im sure a more exotic animal would be even harder to take care of properly.

[maddie2003]

It's between these: toucan, red panda, panda, ferret, fox.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

I would have them

[Buttonss]

Does this thing exist

[Buttonss]

Snake with arms 👁️👁️

[Dinosaursandanime65]

If my hypothesis is correct, then yes they do exist. Just not in this universe. Also, see that line going down from their chest to the base of their tail?

[Buttonss]

Oh whats that?

[Dinosaursandanime65]

That spilts open and creates a portal to any place they want as long as they’ve already been there themself. If they want to go there, then they just eat their self. Once their head is the only thing left, it pops. You see, Fidi Pyli used to be a Gigantophis. When that Gigantophis died, Anieros immediately teleported to it and created Fidi. Anieros’s ability is he can make living organisms only out of dead ones (in this case, spilt Bloth counts) and each new being he makes has a random ability. Sometimes, they will look like humans because yes.

[Buttonss]

Did you create all these characters? Also i wish i was that snake create, teleportation even if its to places I've been to would be real useful

[Buttonss]

Creature*

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Any character you see on paper from me is one I’ve made up. Also, ever heard of Dixon Church?

[Buttonss]

Is that the church that looks like a pp

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Ah damn. Fine then. (Yes) translate Squid into Indonesian

[Buttonss]

CUMI-CUMI

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Finally, someone who actually gets the joke right

[TwistedSukuna]

Probably some sort of Anteater. Domesticated anteaters are apparently very affectionate, plus having a pet with claws that can one shot Jaguars would be pretty useful for home defense

[Miss_Wats0n]

Dinosaur...


Kidding.

White tiger.

[yofuknutz]

Why not just a regular Bengal tiger

[Miss_Wats0n]

@yofuknutz white tiger is a bit more exotic. Well I will own a mansion filled with tigers.

Kidding

[yofuknutz]

If you could control them there was a guy that did a movie in the back of the day it was a whole family with the I think the Lions and it was a dangerous assignment to say the least.

https://youtu.be/099VKn9jCcQ

[Miss_Wats0n]

@yofuknutz I will definitely watch the movie

[yofuknutz]

It's A Hard movie to watch it was pretty rough those kind of creatures like fuck things up but enjoy yourself that movie definitely is a piece of History maybe we can learn from the mistakes

[Miss_Wats0n]

@yofuknutz alright

[yofuknutz]

When I first saw the movie I thought they were all fucking nuts but you know that's just my opinion

[Miss_Wats0n]

@yofuknutz okay

[JosyJosy]

A fox honestly. Not the fennec fox, as adorable as they can be, but an actual red fox, or a black one

[Anonymous]

Cheetah because they run fast so I won't need a car no more they go up to 70 miles an hour I can easily do that in Miami.

https://youtu. be/xaV1_M2j200

[najekim]

Some say we already have exotic pets since we have a Manx cat and a Cymric cat.

[Buttonss]

Your cats must be adorable

[najekim]

The Cymric is classic black with green eyes and the Manx is a Mackerel Tabby with copper eyes.

[Diodoro]

Red Panda
. the government of China owns them all tho so I can't

[Aiko_E_Lara]

A bird. As in uncaged. Any bird uncaged sound exotic. But to be more specific, like crows, magpies, mocking bird, those smooth looking chicken sized ones.

[Aiko_E_Lara]

Even a common house sparrow as a pet uncaged. But they don't have to come back to me if they wanna fly somewhere else.

[nawtee_me]

I prefer the Liger...

https://bigcatrescue.org/liger-facts/

[Aurora1010]

Hmmm I don't know but that cat looks soo cute

[Buttonss]

Thats why i chose it haha

[KostasKouvalis]

I think a hedgehog would be cool to have and not too difficult to care for

[Grubhub]

An owl, nothing that could eat me like a lion. I heard lions don’t even like black meat so us black folks are good

[BillyBalls]

Chimp!

I bet could have more intelligent discussions with the chimp than some GaG users!!!

[Roah_Boat]

Something that doesn't eat or poop a lot.

[Buttonss]

U should try stuffed animals

[Roah_Boat]

I have a bunch already actually😅

[Cherry234]

A fox 💜

[Buttonss]

That's a great choice. Would get one too

[blondfrog]

I've had a fox. They bite a lot but are cute.

[Buttonss]

Sounds like my cat 😀

[Passion_Devil]

Maybe a gecko? They're colorful

[Jmmmfi4]

None... they belong in the wild

[Buttonss]

That's a good opinion

[Hangry06]

Some parrot i would say

[Flower7]

A koala bear might be nice.

[MrKinktastic]

I’d totally get some wallabys, they’re super cute

[Stoner710]

A wolf or a raccoon dog

[Wise4myage]

None, I don't believe in that.

[pink_and_inlove]

An otter, raccoon, or a red panda

[Babygirl_S]

Anything that doesn't eat me.

[ewok737]

Large dinosaur, pretty hard for him to hide !!

[Den1971]

Chimpanzee. Orangutan

[Iron_Man]

A tiger or a lion put them in the backyard

[hanony]

Elephant or giraffe

[stuntbrain]

A human

[Buttonss]

Slavery is old fashioned now 😭

[Nomina]

A wolf!

[Kaneki05]

Komodo dragon

[Anonymous]

Bobcat or Wallaby

[Buttonss]

Bobcats are so cute. Wallaby is sure an interesting choice

[GingerGuy]

Tiger/lion.

[GaryBacon]

Assuming it was tame, a lion

[LeftHappy]

Not to exotic, but a Raccoon would be nice.

[Exterminatore]

A wolf.

[Wester1967]

An honest woman.

[maddie2003]

Good luck with that one.

[SpaceGalaxy]

none

[Buttonss]

Saves money and time lol

[SpaceGalaxy]

LOL true

[t-8900]

Hyenas

[sattii2607]

A sun bear maybe

[Buttonss]

Interesting choice

[sattii2607]

They look sooo cute are naturally available in India

[Cleo00]

A Unicorn.

[Hairylegs222]

Black panther

[misterCage4]

An owl

[Shy_Steve]

A Monkey.

[IncognitoBandito]

Platypus

[Drzen]

Dragon

[haooy]

A chiwawa.

[yofuknutz]

Stupid dogs like that or the reason why many places have pet ban policies.

[Relux47]

A lemur

[boxxie2002]

Chinchilla

[user1516]

I think it’s legal in some places

[boxxie2002]

Really?
They are cool wee things