Why do some people feel the need to text others that they're shitting?

[Anonymous]

[Sonorous]

Good question. You see. After I graduated from Harvard with a near-perfect GPA, I was in a very vulnerable position! I wanted to build a supercomputer from scratch with absolutely no help from anyone. And yeah sure, I'm immensely competent and intelligent! But although it may not seem like it. *modest laugh* I am only but a man!

So I found myself constantly calling my girlfriend to let her know my plans. So often in fact that I almost costed her a position as a Victoria's Secret Angel if you can believe it. But that's another story for another day.

You see, my point is that, since we are only but animals, we have limitations. And when some of us are in such compromising positions, the instinctual feeling of vulnerability arises. Now even though not everybody has a smoking hot babe like me to call whenever they want, they can still call... Other loved ones in times of need I guess. Because the goal is to feel connected in moments of strong susceptibility.

[Jouth]

pooptext.

To have a properly functioning digestive system one must consume the right nutrient items.

hello everybody I'm new years milk goblin, I've come to spread holiday cheer!!

respond with how many cups of milk you would like to have bones with good calcium. Digestive system is important and Joker is not a true joker. He does not tell any jokes. Why is being a fake guy in this way? No integrity and I am disappointed.

Note: Replying with "doot doot" will not yield good calcium. I am not Mr Skeltal. Stop asking where my trumpet went. Thank you

[KaitlynH]

I do it all the time, it’s totally normal. Like when you’re listening to music you tell your friends you’re listening to music. When you’re cooking you say you’re cooking. When you’re taking a dump you say you’re taking a dump.

[Sketti2021]

Ewwww

[Sketti2021]

Lmao tysm

[Asker]

ywsm

[ImRetarded]

That's an important part of friendship. If someone let's you know they are taking a shit then that means they are your real friend. Fake friend won't say that.

[Asker]

I'm taking a shit rn

[ImRetarded]

True bros we are ✊

[BarryLiverstone]

I wouldn’t announce it but if someone asks what I’m doing I can’t lie

[linka_pat307]

what are you doing

[BarryLiverstone]

Working

[Asker]

Shitting

[linka_pat307]

Okie, then weldone

[PrettyPriya]

Lmao. Thankfully, this hasn’t happened to me.

[Asker]

I'm shitting rn

[Still-alive]

liess

jk

[Staximus]

Shitting? What the hell does that mean?

[Asker]

How the shit do you not know

[Staximus]

Ok, like randomly texting "I'm taking a shit". My friend used to do that. I just told him to fuck off.

[Citizenkirk]

I have no freaking idea

[_no_one_]

so they don't forget to take a big dump

[noohair]

I have to go see a man about a horse.

[Hangry06]

Scat fetish