Why don't my friends laugh at my jokes?

[yuipamS]

Why don't my friends laugh at my jokes☹

[ChrisMaster69]

What are you jokes?

Indian junkies accidental snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. They’re both in hospital... one's in a korma…the other's got a dodgy tikka!

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello.

He's rather taken a back because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your friend whipped my bottom with wet celery?"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."

[ohshee]

Well I don't know but you just made me smile by asking this question because the first thing that happened when I read it was I can hear my friend start to laugh at me and they say you are so stupid and they're laughing at something that I said it was a joke but it was such a stupid joke that they had to laugh and I like that I think it's funny tell me a joke let me see if you can make you laugh tell me more than one though

[mstbooblover]

Telling jokes is not always that easy: it's an art. You need to feel the right moment, and know how to crack the joke. Even a very silly joke can get people into a big laughing fit if you know how to act the situation of the joke. Try to observe and learn how succesful joke tellers work. Best wishes ;0)

[DryGermanGuy]

🤔😬🤡

https://youtu.be/SG0QdKzATW8

[yuipamS]

give me back 2 minutes 49 seconds. T_T

[DryGermanGuy]

Exactly my point. Humor is in the eye of the beholder. 🙃

[yuipamS]

w, tf?

[DryGermanGuy]

You may find things funny, that your friends don’t. Your friends may find things funny, that you don’t. Everybody is different.

[TsAubreyKate]

I told this joke at a job interview… I did not get the job😂

[DryGermanGuy]

@TsAubreyKate
Come on, admit it - you didn't want the job, that's why you told it! :-D

[TsAubreyKate]

They don’t get your sense of humor my friends don’t laugh at mine but they think I’m really funny when I’m upset because I’m so sarcastic and condescending

[TheMajesticKing777]

Damn you are one of those

[TrillXHippy]

Tell me a joke that you said to your friends

[Agape93]

Tell me a joke

[SecretGardenBlood65]

I don't know.

[Anonymous]

you aren't funny