How do I get more female friends?

[Ballsack]

I love women

[Lyndsielee666]

My guy best friend won me over by asking me to slap his bag of wine tbh 🙄

[Ballsack]

Is that a sexual innuendo or did he actually mean that

[Lyndsielee666]

No he wanted me to slap the space bag 😂

[Ballsack]

Wtf that's how I get women?

[Avicenna]

Easiest way is to get a girlfriend and her friends become yours. Otherwise, any future girlfriend will be highly suspicious of your female friends that predate her meeting you.

[CloudMassacre]

So I have five close women friends and I’ve honestly just been chill, not a creepoid, and been honest and supportive. They’re the best friends I’ve had

[Blackcosmo]

LMAO You gotta ask the right way man.

[Ballsack]

What's the right way?

[Blackcosmo]

I don't know but the way u ask is kinda off lol. Not that it's obnoxious or smth but it's different.

[Ballsack]

I'm built different

[Blackcosmo]

I don't have much experience with having guy friends. I tend to avoid them most of the time.

[Ballsack]

I will be your only guy friend

[Blackcosmo]

Lol there was this other guy who wanted to be my friend but he's kinda off lol.

[Ballsack]

Yeah I hate that guy

[Blackcosmo]

Why? He'd weird tho

[Ballsack]

He's my ex boyfriend

[Blackcosmo]

You don't even know him lol.

[Ballsack]

I wish I didn't know him

[Blackcosmo]

Lol he's a pervert.

[Ballsack]

He's @Joker_

[Blackcosmo]

No way lol. That's not it. Tho you both have the funniest relationship ever.

[Joker_]

lol‎‎

[Ballsack]

We're LGBTQ

[Blackcosmo]

You are guys r so built for each other! See? You don't need women because you have @joker_. Even if women hate you, you don't need to worry about that right?

[Joker_]

I'm built different

[Joker_]

hey don't expose me

[Blackcosmo]

You guys match too well lol.

[Joker_]

he's literally a Sagittarius tho

[Blackcosmo]

@Joker_ He will not match with me but you yes. by the way what's your zodiac? I'm kinda obsessed with that stuff but I don;t believe in it.

[Joker_]

I'm a Sagittarius

[Ballsack]

She's playing hard to get

[Blackcosmo]

@Joker_ No you are so meant for each other.

[Blackcosmo]

Maybe maybe not.

[Joker_]

@blackcosmo you love @ballsack

[Blackcosmo]

@Joker_ I'm in love with someone else lol.

[Blackcosmo]

If I'm even capable of that kind of love

[Ballsack]

Women hate me

[Joker_]

@Blackcosmo save your love for someone else, I ain't interested. you're an Aries

[Joker_]

@ballsack women hate you so much lol

[Blackcosmo]

I got nothing against u man but ur kinda old (for me).

[Blackcosmo]

@Joker_ It's a former classmate lol. Y'all are too old for me.

[Ballsack]

Women love older men that aren't me @joker_

[Blackcosmo]

LMAO

[Blackcosmo]

@Joker_ It says ur 19 but you're actually 17. I guess you're not that old.

[Ballsack]

I'm 21

[Blackcosmo]

It matches your profile age.

[Ballsack]

So does my relationship status

[Blackcosmo]

oof,

[Blackcosmo]

@bean2k21 Who?

[Blackcosmo]

@bean2k21 I am not an animal so don't treat me like one.

[Ballsack]

Don't speak to my future wife like that @bean2k21

[Blackcosmo]

@bean2k21 I said don't treat me like an animal. I am a free person and I have my rights. Why don't you just butt out?

[Blackcosmo]

@bean2k21 What's your problem? Get a life instead of bothering me.

[PrettyPriya]

I froze the account for harassing you. Can’t have that aimed at under 18 users.

[Blackcosmo]

@PrettyPriya Thank you so much! You're the best.

[PrettyPriya]

@blackcosmo You are most welcome. The account will remain frozen for admin to look.

You let me know if you have further issues with the user.

[Ballsack]

Sorry I was eating chocolate peanuts

[Blackcosmo]

thanks lol.

[Joker_]

wtf that's beans

[Blackcosmo]

@Joker_ You know him?

[Joker_]

@Blackcosmo I know he's buddies with the kangas upper decker guy, and that guy's a homie

[Blackcosmo]

@Joker_ Oh well beans a jerk and really irritating.

[Blackcosmo]

Thanks for the MHO!

[bean2k21]

You just need to check their gender at the SPCA before you take them home.

[Joker_]

this is a great question

[Ballsack]

Women hate me

[Joker_]

that's true

[Ballsack]

I'm depressed

[Joker_]

because you got 0% mho

[serious]

There is no well defined way of going about this.

[Blackcupcake]

just like you get any friends in general

[Ballsack]

Will you be my female friend

[Anonymous]

do you love women from their back side? 😂