Who is the best person ever walked the earth for you?

[westsideman]

It is 2pac shakur to me. He really helped me a lot in my youth and he was such a mentor to me. He always taught me how to deal with assholes in life. Made me strong.

[PraviteliNahuiValite]

Oh boy, let me tell you about the greatest hero to ever grace this planet with his presence. This man, nay, this god among men, has accomplished feats that would make even the strongest of warriors quiver in their boots. And what's more, he's done it all without the use of that flimsy little appendage we call a dick.

Yes, my friends, I'm talking about the one and only eunuch hero. This guy has more balls than any of us combined, because he had the balls to give up his own balls for the greater good. He's got the strength of ten men, the agility of a panther, and the sexual prowess of a dozen virile stallions, all without the aid of that pesky little sausage that hangs between our legs.

Think about it, my fellow testosterone-fueled warriors. This guy didn't need a dick to slay dragons, rescue damsels in distress, or conquer entire kingdoms. He did it all with his sheer willpower, his unwavering determination, and his complete lack of genitalia.

[bean2k21]

Build an altar to me, fall to your knees, call me Master, masterbate faster and faster. And put the three commandments in your ghetto blaster. In you heart, I will go digging for treasure, the god of infinite pleasure. It's me Lord Bean2k21

[exitseven]

this guy.

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