If you had a baby today and you had to pick a name, what would it be?

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If you had a baby today and you had to pick a name, what would it be?

StormChaser838 · Accepted Answer

Oh FUCK MAN !!! this is something very close to my heart, have some respect, and DON"T GIVE HIM THE USUAL john, bob, jim, peter... stuff. I always have this fight with my parents. I have one of these GENERIC JOE names. Man, I could tell you my first name and it's so common I will not even blow my Username cover here, I would have like told you nothing. I mean if you had to search for a guy and I gave you a clue and said Jim or John, where would u start. It's like when I am in a crowd and you call me from behind I will never answer you since every ten mins I here someone calling my name because 90 % of men in America have my name. They might as well could have named me John Doe. Bet they spent like 2 seconds deciding my name.
So tell me why do they name boys all this John, Jim, Bob... is not a name suppose to bring individuality? like so u can differentiate a cunt from the pack? It's insulting, they could have at least named me Brendon or Nelson or something, apart from Elon. But please answer me, do u know why every parent in the anglophone world does it? I mean what the deal? Why Bob, John, Jim and Peter,,,,, FUCK !!!

EricSummer · Accepted Answer

Tara. A name from my girlfriend's home country of Iran, but from ancient Persian times before Islam (as neither of us is religious). Sounds nice, and I understand it means "star", though not the current Farsi word for star. Works well in the West, too, as we live in Europe.

WonderBell99 · Accepted Answer

I don’t think I’m ever going to have kids, but I love picking out baby names mainly because I used to write as a hobby when I was younger and I researched a lot of “unique” names for my characters, lol.

I love Irish names, so probably Ciara for a girl. I also love the name Alora. It sounds so princessy (not sure if that’s even a word lmao). For a boy, I like Knox, Dallas, Saul and Rhys.

MysticAngel5000 · Accepted Answer

Boy - Xavier Girl - Jasmine Those are my first 2 random choices of names I like for each gender lol

JustinTheGreat · Answer

I don’t plan on having anymore kids but I do have a list of names that I like just in case lol

Girl names:

Aurora, Athena, or Amaya.

Boy names:

Aries/Ares, Alec

And there’s no reason why they’re all A names 😭 I just write down all the names I hear and like and they all coincidentally start with A lol.
my daughters name is Aria

Siri137 · Answer

If it was a boy, it would be Zachary Charles Taylor Branbridge the Third. A girl and it would be Elizabeth Brigitte Windsor von Hohenzollern.

Spongebobssocks · Answer

Well I'd name it Jesus nr 2. Cause no way I can get pregnent without having sex lol..

Leapfrog00 · Answer

If I had a boy, I'd name him Hayden. A girl, Violet or Valentine.

MementoMori777 · Answer

Noah for a boy and Katie for a girl, that's obviously if the option was up to only me, I wouldn't leave my wife out of suck a decision

BoopBoopBeep · Answer

Woobie the Fastidious, Destroyer of Worlds, First of His Name

Googlemyahoo · Answer

My family the child takes the parents name (boy the father girl the mother) as their middle & wifey picks first name since they also have my lastname.

strateguy632 · Answer

i would look at baby's mother list of suggestions n pick the least annoying of them.

whereismyjohnny · Answer

Daniel or Liam for a boy and Mia (or maybe Zara) for a girl.

Adaeva · Answer

Alyssa meaning "bright yellow flower" if the baby is a girl.

FunkyMonkee · Answer

Balthesar, Mergatroyd, Hortense or Snotwinder Mangrove. For the boys, Jennifer, Emily or Vaginatwister Headgiver.

slatyb · Answer

Something classic that's not going to be in the top ten for the year.

Rockstarrrrr · Answer

Hands down Adam for a boy ( I wish I was named Adam lol ) .. And I can't really decide for a girl...

Ben487 · Answer

I like Tonya and Valerie if its a girl and Russ or Tank if its a boy

exitseven · Answer

Jason, after my pet Golden Retriever i had when I was a kid.

RingOfFire · Answer

First and middle names? Damn Condom (Last name)

Anonymous · Answer

I don't want anyone to steal my names. So I'd rather not say.

Anonymous · Answer

Yeet. Since that’s what I’ll be saying when I throw the thing into the river 🤠

Guardian45 · Answer

After my maternal grandfather or maternal grandmother

abc3643 · Answer

Tax Deduction Offspring Unit #1

alearningboy · Answer

Girl, Yağmur (means rain) or Emily Boy, Alparslan Some are Turkish names.

Anemone978 · Answer

Not gonna say because people copy..

NathanDavis · Answer

same names as @anemone978 's

EmmaMary · Answer

Charles. Camilla.

jennifer_bloom · Answer

Yuval is what I would name my kid.

itsaboutthyme · Answer

I would name it Abby or Bort.

Ms_Facesitter · Answer

Jamie for both, easy!

TheSpaceGnome · Answer

Griobleidgimnibinmbn.

Anonymous · Answer

Boy or girl? Donna for girl Jeff for boy

LiamJHayden · Answer

Robert or Linda, my parents' names.

Anonymous · Answer

Bob, Bob Weave.

AnusNdaPainus · Answer

Karma - boy  Kalliope - girl

LavLavLuv · Answer

Yasir for baby boy Luna for baby girl

glennos89 · Answer

Terminator 😂

andreasderjuengere · Answer

''Three'' ?

Andres77 · Answer

Rupert

Hellraiser1984 · Answer

Slartibartfast.

HippieVeganJewslim · Answer

Zaynab. Hamza.

Degenerate · Answer

Abortion

Iron_Man · Answer

Tiger Lee JR

TotallyAlmost · Answer

Eustes

pandaking500 · Answer

Layla or Hope

Despisedicon5 · Answer

Peter

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