What’s the worst bathroom incident you’ve ever encountered?

[DaBiggestBird]

In real life, no TV stuff please.

[Anonymous]

Came home to find my ex had the committing diaharea bug. She was in bad shape. She was dumping in the toilet and vommitted on the floor then had to get up to vommitt in the toilet and shit all over the floor and felt so sick like she was going to pass out she had to lie down on the cold bathroom floor still vomiting and crapping lying down. That's where I found her. I had to shower her down, then I put her in a warm bath while I cleaned her shit and vomit off the floor, I bleached that, it was disgusting, she was so ashamed. I got her some imodium and she slept it off.

[Massageman]

The guy never made it to the bathroom, but - When I was working at a
big-name spa, a senior-age man literally lost it on the rug in front of the sign-in desk at the spa. All the manager could work about was her stupid rug- didn't give a hoot about the embarrassment for the poor guy. In the meantime, a couple of us who caught the action quickly moved to the back room, scooped up a couple of robes and a dozen or so towels to cloak the man and cover the accident. We moved the rug into the back and had it under control, but all the manager could think of was having to spend money to get her d$$m rug cleaned. NOTE: So shoppers, please vet out the places with whom you do business. The bigger the name of the spa, the less they REALLY care about your welfare. I would almost always go with a good indie for darn near anything these days.

[MemeSupreme]

why isn't this a guys only question? didn't you know girls dont poop

[DaBiggestBird]

That is WRONG being I Da Biggest Bird have witnessed it myself. Are you trolling me or something?

[MemeSupreme]

strong possibility

[DaBiggestBird]

King Ring Roth