What is your most embarrassing bathroom story?

[Anonymous]

This one isn't too bad but it was still pretty embarrassing.. I was at a music recital and I was really nervous. When I get nervous, I get cramps. And when I get cramps, I need to poop. So I went to the nearest bathroom and sat down, and hit the internal release button. I feel sorry for the person in the next stall who had to listen to the awkward pffts and plops coming from my stall. Needless to say, the smell was awful. After I washed my hands and was about to leave, a little girl and her mother came in, and the girl took one breath of air and proclaimed. "EW MOMMY SOMEONE DID A POOP AND IT STINKS" I must have looked like one guilty mother fucker because the Mom gave me a sympathetic smile as I wooshed past them out the door. It didn't help when I got home and noticed that a particle of my poo had latched onto the back of my long white shirt. Share your cringey stories down below!

[Anonymous]

Wow! the having a particle of your poo on the back of your long white shirt part would be so embarrassing. As for the smell and the other woman hearing it I would not worry about that. It is a public toilet and there for that purpose in the first place.

As for me well:

I went into a cafe. I had something to eat and drink. After eating and drinking I had to poop so badly. They only have 1 customer toilet which both men and women share. So unisex. I waited and then went in. I pooped and then their toilet would not flush. I was like :o :o :o what do I do. I thought it would not be nice to leave it there for the next person but I don't want to say either. I finally worked up the courage to say something. I said to a staff member "Your toilet will not flush, I think you need to have a look at it" and she said "Ok, thank you." Right at this moment you might be thinking how embarrassing but it gets worse. The staff member I had to say it to was a young pretty 19 year old woman. I was so embarrassed so I told her and left that cafe as fast as my legs could take me before she went in there and found the toilet full of my poop.

[Anonymous]

Once I was really nervous before a job interview and I'd been waiting a while in the waiting room and it wasn't doing any good for my nerves so I kept drinking glasses of water.

Because of all the water I needed to piss so I went to the toilets and started pissing. I had massive shrinkage from all the nerves, it was like I was 5 years old again and as I was pissing a guy walked in and went to piss at the urinal next to where I was pissing. He looked down at me extreme shrinkage and didn't say anything and walked out.

The really embarrassing part is when they finally called me in for the interview, the guy interviewing me was the same guy from the bathroom.

I didn't get the job.

[Lyndsielee666]

Oh my god. Hahahaha I'm sorry that's so horrible.
I guess it's not really a bathroom story but I had a tummy bug and for some reason decided it would be a good idea for me and my boyfriend to go on a hike... we pretty much had to run home because my stomach was all bubble gutty and gross):

[Anonymous]

so many stories. like getting my period and getting my pants all red.

[FoxyGirl2987]

I was 16 and I had to take a really big crap. So I sat on my toilet and while I was pooping, I farted really loudly. And up until that pointed I’d never farted when I went #2 or made any sounds or noises whatsoever. My poops were always silent.

[AmberlyQuynh]

ew. thanks for the story. I think. talk about TMI.