What is your most embarrassing "bathroom" moment?

[Anonymous]

I mean taking a piss, #2, or even passing gas. Your ultimate all time embarrassing moment.

[FunkyMonkee]

I don't really get embarrassed but, I guess the worst was when I staying at my best friends' house and got SEVERELY sick over night and had to run to the bathroom and deal with bombastic diarrhea AND puke at the same time!!
I was playing a gig SORT OF near by one night and, when I was offered a ride at least part way home to my house, I turned it down because I was staying with friends in the completely opposite direction and, as far as I knew, it was actually not that much of a walk to get there. (I was nowhere near as familiar with the area as I thought I was!) So, about 3:30 a. m., I left the venue on foot to get to where I was staying. What I thought would only take me about an hour to walk took me until about 6:00 a. m.! So, I was beat and just wanted to grab something quick to eat and get to bed. The wife of this couple apparently made some cookies that night and they were on the dining room table so, I ate a few of them and went to sleep on the couch. About an hour or so later, I started getting sick and ran to this tiny bathroom next to where the cookies were and had stuff BLASTING out of me at both ends!! Luckily, the sink was directly in front of the toilet so, I could hit both relatively well at the same time! By the time I was done with that about half an hour or so later, I was so exhausted, there was no way in hell I could stay awake to clean up the mess I made so, I let it go until I got some sleep! Of course, they found (and probably smelled) the mess a few hours later and were NOT pleased but, there was nothing I could do about it! Once I got up and ready to get to it, I had no problem with cleaning it up and had NO intention of leaving it for them!

[Zolly99999]

I was on a road trip and driving for a really long time. I almost pee'd in my pants but made it to a rest stop.. I ran in and finally pee'd.. when I finished I turned around ( I didn't close the stall door) and there was a bunch of women there applauding me. Yes I was in the women's washroom. Lol

[Pinay_ako]

I accidentally flushed paper towel in the toilet after getting a sample of my pee for a test 🤣 ooopsies 😜. The water went up and they had to close the clinic that day sorry 😣 😝

[888theGreat]

You paid for it , don't worry

[Pinay_ako]

@888theGreat 🤣

[Zolly99999]

@Pinay_ako lol🤣🤣🤣 oops

[Pinay_ako]

@Zolly99999 😂 never again I showed my face there

[Zolly99999]

@Pinay_ako I bet 1🤣🤣🤣🤣

[dustybiker]

I think that might break forum guidelines. Better keep that to myself.

[Anonymous]

I had to piss really bad when we were out in the woods, so I went somewhere else and did it. Little did I know there were two girls following me and got a full view.

[Jacobbbb]

Walking into a bathroom to two people doing something... disturbing lol

[888theGreat]

anal?

[888theGreat]

Someone used our bathroom and apparently stood to take a dump and missed and I guess didn't know it and left it on floor. That was gross.

[Anonymous]

After holding it for so long, i finally get to sit on the toilet and pee + poop + fart at the same time

[Anonymous]

When I really smelled up the bathroom at a delivery when I had to go really bad, took awhile before they would let me even use it again

[Anonymous]

Having to pee and poop in front of men.

[888theGreat]

co ed bathroom

[Opinion Owner]

Jail

[888theGreat]

men and women in jail together

[Opinion Owner]

Yep. Not state prison. County jail.

[captainggaming]

Going poop/#2💩💩