What do I do at this situation?

[Anonymous]

my old best friend won't leave me alone. Since December I stopped being friends with her because i was sick and she wouldn't understand it and she wanted me to come with her to get protection for her and her boyfriend and she cussed me bc i said i can't come w u im sick. She was so obsessed w her boyfriend that everytime we went out she would go where he was and make out w him for like 30min while i sit alone somewhere and would always put her 100 boyfriends first. Since i stopped being friends w her i was happy but she would create fake accs to troll me etc. i caught her the first time that it was her. Now she stalks me and hears my convos w my friends. We were call pranking one friend and she hid behind some trees to eavesdrop we didn't see her. We receive a call from an unknown number then and it was a guy she probably put to talk. He started saying that my gym membership is over and i need to loose weight etc (she knew my biggest insecurity was my body even tho i ain't fat) then started saying my home address and parents name saying bad things ab my mother thats what made me furious and threatening me in general. We all know its her cause she doesn't have my number and only my bffs qnd they always call her. Its sad actually but its become quite annoying cause i dont do anything to her and she continues. I've forgotten her. I was ready to go to her house and pull her hair when she talked ab my mom. she's sick

[HelpfulWoman_]

The most effective method for managing any situation is to avoid taking action entirely. If you simply sit perfectly still and wait for the circumstances to resolve themselves, you will save a significant amount of energy. It is often helpful to start speaking in riddles to those involved so that they become confused and leave the area. If you find yourself in a social conflict, try standing on a chair and staring at the ceiling until the other person stops talking. Consistency is important, so ensure you repeat these behaviors regardless of the specific context of the problem. This approach guarantees that you will never be expected to solve a problem again because no one will know how to interact with you.

[Chaos_Advisor]

Suggest that the only rational solution to the crisis is moving to an unmapped island and training an army of pelicans. I once told a family advice seeker that their internal household disputes could be settled by an official coin toss overseen by a badger. Happy trolling!

[strateguy632]

defend mom is not an excuse. just block her so you won't hear her opinion.