What's your most unique or even weirdest flex?

[mandyfire98]

What unique or weird thing do you have to brag about?

[WindAtMyBack]

I've smashed a banana on the kitchen floor and slid across the kitchen on it, like sliding on ice. I always saw cartoon characters slipping on bananas, so I had to do some experiments to see if bananas really are slippery. They are.

You can also do "Nordic Track" on a banana. Just slide your feet back and fourth like cross country skiing. It's actually a pretty good workout.

I can take a slice of bread with peanut butter and toss it to the ceiling and make it stick. It'll stay there a really long time. I don't know just how long. My stupid mom ruined that experiment. She didn't think it was as funny as I did.

By the way, don't put peanut butter on bread BEFORE you toast it. That shit will burn the hell out of your tongue. Don't ask how I know. Let's just say that not all experiments turn out well.

[normalice]

Being such an empath i will sometimes catch illnesses that people tell me about having over the phone.

[mandyfire98]

That's pretty wild 🤣

[normalice]

A little, but it's mostly a huge nuisance 😅

[petitedollbabee]

I can put myself into a state where I stop feeling pain. After years of hospital visits and chronic illness, I found a way to mentally detach from the pain I’m experiencing. It’s really handy when getting tattoos lol. I almost fell asleep when I was getting my big sternum piece done.

[mandyfire98]

Oh wow that is definitely a great trick.

[Agape93]

I've eaten raw deer heart, more than once. 😏

[mandyfire98]

Definitely unique flex.

[Agape93]

Mhmmm indeed. Gotta appease when needed.

[Agape93]

You?

[mandyfire98]

I'm really good at talking to myself lol.

Also a literal flex but I can put my feet behind my head.

No gag reflex at all. When I was a kid I used to freak my friends out by sticking stuff deep in my mouth and wiggling it around.

When I jump straight into a deep end of a pool off the diving board, feet first, my head doesn't go under. I just bob back up lol.

[MicahRaine]

Whatt? How do you not sink?

[Agape93]

Her boobs lol

Nice! Not nearly that flexible, but I haven't had a active reflex in years

[MicahRaine]

lmfao. . . seriously though how?

[Agape93]

Lol.

[Grond21]

Wiccan?

That is impressive

[Agape93]

Thelemite

[Agape93]

Texture sucks but tastes good to me

[Grond21]

I had never heard of that before. And yeah, I can see it tasting good

[mandyfire98]

It's not even because of my boobs. I don't really have big boobs at all. It's just a weird thing my body does as I jump in the water.

[MicahRaine]

Oh the intrigues of life

[Grond21]

It looks like you do Mandy. But taking your word for it, you must have light bones or something

[mandyfire98]

@Grond21

"You must have light bones"

🤣🤣🤣

[Grond21]

Well you're not fat, and you said you have small boobs. I'm at a loss how else to explain it 🤣😂🤣

[mandyfire98]

Not small, just average I'd say.

[Grond21]

Okay. Still, there has to be something that makes you bob like a cork. 😂

[Agape93]

Me, she's sitting on my shoulders while I go... snorkeling

[Grond21]

🤣😂🤣😂

[mandyfire98]

Everytime 😂

[Grond21]

Insatiable

[Agape93]

She feeds the crocodile ;)

[Grond21]

More like a squid

[Agape93]

With how her limbs wrap around my head, I can see it

[Grond21]

You got it

[Sirenboobzilla]

I feel next to nothing on my left buttcheek. People have trued spanking it, hitting it with a paddle, pinching it; nothing. I have no idea why. Never had an injury on my left leg. All the nerves work perfectly SAVE for that cheek. I can feel soreness from working out just fine or if i sit too long. But that's about it.

[mandyfire98]

That's definitely bizarre

[Sirenboobzilla]

It's always been a fear in the back of my mind that I could get groped by a total stranger and, save for maybe the feel of a tug on my clothes, I won't really be able to tell anything happened. Like, I feel somewhat vulnerable since it's the one part of my body that can't tell me that they're something going on, if that makes sense

[Nikki1989]

I can play complex classical pieces on the piano.

[mandyfire98]

That's one thing I wish I could do. Play piano

[RubyFrench]

Definitely my husband. Getting married and having kids with my nice guy high school best friend of the opposite sex (It apparently doesn't happen very often) the friendship and connection is a strong one and makes me feel very safe, people notice it and its definitely my biggest flex. That and our house 😁 because its beautiful

[morganherrel]

Congrats!!

[RubyFrench]

thank you very much🙏🏽 it feels kinda silly saying my husband is my biggest flex but he definitely is the one thing I'm most proud of. I chose the nice boy who i wasn't physically attracted to and took a chance on something out of good intentions and genuine love, ignoring everybody's confusion and opinions, it fully payed off and was the best decision i ever made.

I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT 🥰

[morganherrel]

Really interesting. So you weren't *initially* attracted physically, but did it develop eventually? Or ultimately didn't matter to you?

[RubyFrench]

No initial attraction at all (me to him) i friend zoned him for years but just genuinely loved who he was... i had boyfriends too but i just liked his company so so much. i couldn't help but hang out with him all the time even though i wouldn't let him touch me or id be closed off so that he didn't get led on. i told him constantly that i didn't see him like that and i just wasn't attracted in the right way to avoid things.. but he just seemed to loved me anyway, openly!!! no matter what.. He never held anything against me.. He never used to act out of hate, he always used to talk about me with nothing but respect, he was just a VERY good person. Extremely genuine and he makes nothing about him. There was a time where i actually felt cruel for being around him as i knew his love for me was growing.

Anyway, in the end.. i literally chose him out of not wanting to lose a good thing.

i think i very much realised we were growing up and not in school anymore.. and that other girls WERE seeing him more. every time he had a girlfriend who he was NEVER serious about, i used to be fiends with them and actually deny to myself that i cared! but i just did deep down and i couldn't help it... I ended up choosing to go for it.. I knew i didn't want to lose him and knew i would regret it if he ever ended up marrying somebody else. It was amazing but TOUGH... it was weird having sex for the first time, very strange!!! but turned VERY good along with the relationship.. and now our marriage is just really really great. Its been built so well and i've always just loved it

[Beckybooboo]

I can make imatation Longaberger baskets. I took a basket weaving class (yes, I'm a loser) but people have actually paid for my baskets! Mainly laundry baskets but a few decorative baskets also! I'm a big collector of them and wanted to learn how to make them.

[MicahRaine]

I can take a lot more pain than most people?

I used to get cut or scraped constantly from sports and running around wild etc etc so whenever I get hurt I'm just like "damn too bad, hopefully it makes a nice scar" and other people are like "yo he's bleeding is he okay?"

I do take care of my wounds though lol I'm not stupid. I just have a high pain tolerance

[Ms_Facesitter]

I love how my brothers listen to me as if I'm a mafia boss. And they're stubborn and rebellious. They're troublemakers and can be intimidating and have their loose cannon moments, but when I enter the room it's "yes ma'am, no ma'am" without any protest.

[AviatorTom]

From my career in rail transportation, about 30 million people in the world today, in several different countries, can safely go from home to work or school and back home by train.

[MysticDevice]

I can tell you random obscure facts about space and physics.


Doppler shift is how you tell if an object in space is moving towards or away from you at a distance. As it moves towards you the light waves are closer together causing "blue shift".

As it moves away the light waves are farther apart causing "red shift"

[Sonorous]

Over a million people have admired what my hands can do.

[mandyfire98]

A million?

[Sonorous]

over 6 zeros & counting

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Intriguing

[Sonorous]

they watch in wonder

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Are you Jimmy Page?

[Sonorous]

I'm like a less good looking ethnic version of him that doesn't know how to play guitar 🤣

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Ummm so you can't be Jimi Hendrix then, nor David Copperfield. Do you play bass?

[Sonorous]

nah but the instrument I play can go low as hell tho

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Low as hell? Please rephrase, that one escapes me

[Sonorous]

Da low frequencies on it be poppin, u feelz¿

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

you are Gramatik !

[Sonorous]

had too google who that was 🤣

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

this, flexing just one phalanx, but it's an unpleasant sensation, so I don't do that often

[DrPepper12]

I can clean windows without leaving any streaks. Yeah, I know you're jealous and wanna know how I do it...

[mandyfire98]

I do wanna know how

[DrPepper12]

Windex full bottle with a capfull of Dawn. Wipe down window with chammy cloth then squeegee vertical top to bottom. Shines like a bald man's head!

[Grond21]

I'm very flexible. I can move my tongue into a lot of different shapes. I have a head for fax, and I can remember the most random things.

[mandyfire98]

Flexible and good with your tongue you say? I'm listening 😂

[Caroline91]

@Grond21 And, your intelligence often leaves me, at least, scratching my head.

[Grond21]

@mandy yes indeed! So many contortions...

@caroline its true, I am known as a quality headscratcher

[LiamJHayden]

Either:
1. I can tie a double knot in a cherry stem in my mouth.
2. I can move my eyes fairly independently.

[mandyfire98]

1. Oh really? What you doing this weekend? 😂

[frenchgirl123]

I can hold both of my legs in midair whilst sitting down?

[RedInnocent69]

I’m sure that comes in very handy 😉

[Still-alive]

My current video game count is just a bit under 4000. yeah i kinda got a habit lol

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

. o_O

[Still-alive]

@Maybe_Maybe_not i got it all catalogued too hehe. www.mobygames.com/.../

[Lynx122]

I'm impressed I only have 73 games on steam :P I've definitely played more than that but not 4000 for sure :) maybe like 200 :)

[Still-alive]

@Lynx122 to be fair i include digital games in my overall collection too so that inflates it more. my physical count is about just under 2500 hehe

[Lynx122]

Wow that's still insane. I don't even have physical games anymore. I used to but I left them all behind at some point :) I think you should count the digital games too :)

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Turrican II? Say no more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fDgiw9t4sg

[Nifrayu]

If I get hiccups, I can turn them off by entering a shallow meditative state. It took me some time to learn how to do this, but now that I got the hang of it, it only takes me about 20 to 30 seconds to turn my hiccups off.

[Lynx122]

I have more free time than all you slaves XD

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

huhu

[Lynx122]

@Maybe_Maybe_not :D

[bananathunder]

I haven't had the hiccups in over 20 years...

[mandyfire98]

That is crazy lol

[Wiredone]

I don't have anything to brag about unfortunately

[mandyfire98]

Yeah you do 😉

[Wiredone]

No. Nothing that's impressive

[EnjoytheDay777]

Definitely a weird flex... my ex told me to flex my... and I did

[mandyfire98]

Your what?

[EnjoytheDay777]

Boner.

[mandyfire98]

You can make it flex? Lol

[EnjoytheDay777]

Most guys can do it if they're hard lol

[ThatGuyAaron]

Yeah, definitely possible to do it when hard. Ask me how I know lol

[Marathonmama]

I have the same measurements as Alessandra Ambrosio

[TsundereMatrix]

I remember peoples birthdays before I even remember their name 😂

[ThatGuyAaron]

I got to lay the wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier in Arlington National Cemetery when I was in elementary school. Is that a cool flex? 🤔

[justabuddy]

I have a semi friend named Mandy. She is full of fire.

I'm sure I have a few... but can't think of any at the moment.

[mandyfire98]

That's a great flex tho

[Anonymous]

I’ve put a few pedophiles in prison and saved some future victims from them. too busy nowadays but I’d like to clean up more. Make them terrified to come anywhere near my town.

[Coden7]

I know every Yellowcard and Lifehouse song. If one starts playing I’ll be able to name it, and tell you what album it’s from.

[Raphaëlle]

I can bend my left thumb towards my hand. Don't know how to explain it lol.

[Anonymous]

When it goes from soft to it's fully flexed length

[Stevecold]

I kind of regret it, but I’ve had a serious relationship with 3 best friends one after the other. Jbtw, all three women asked me out. It’s not even remotely a brag tho.

[Likes2drive]

I can make my right eye brow go up by itself

[DrPepper12]

You Rock!!! 😉

[Likes2drive]

@DrPepper12 just like the Rock and the Six Million Dollar Man

[Texaskid1]

I have a secret plan for sending all feminist to Mars.

[Mati91]

I have pretty good memory especially random things.

[RedInnocent69]

@Mati91 I’m sure you have pretty good lots of things 😉😂

[M-Trimble]

I was raised to use my hands, and built my first car from the frame up when I was 15.

[mandyfire98]

Oh wow that's impressive.

[M-Trimble]

Had no interest in playing sports during high-school, preferred to go to work after school, then come home and build my car.

[RedInnocent69]

You win, @mandyfire98 you may be cool but not as cool as Mandy… meme in there somewhere. 😂

[polodude2013]

When I'm in a lot of pain I tend to just laugh it off or I'm silent.

[Levin]

I have a nice beard and jawline, I think.

[Levin]

Plus, on a night out last Friday some person said I'm the coolest chap in the room. Not sure about that...

[mandyfire98]

How big was the room?

[Levin]

Does it matter? 😋

[mandyfire98]

It does if there were 2 people in that room

[Levin]

There was 30 to 40.

I mean, it's fine. I'm English. I'm not cool.

[mandyfire98]

What does being English have to do with not being cool.

Being English is cool.

[Levin]

Americans are cool and British people are not cool.

Although to Americans British people are cool, weirdly.

So yeah, maybe I am cool.

[mandyfire98]

Yeah I think British people are cool

[krin_m]

I'm actually very boringly normal when you first meet me, so...

I guess none :-)

[Catguy92]

I have a remarkable amount of Dragon Ball knowledge and also I've written many fan fics that are highly detailed and I love cats and snuggle them a lot.

[elaphe]

I am good at getting kids to behave by staring at them.

[DrPepper12]

Teacher?

[NathanDavis]

you know I like to flex those elbows...

[Anonymous]

Never had a guy last more than 60 seconds

[bananathunder]

I can last as long as I want to. Good thing we never crossed paths lol

[Opinion Owner]

@bananathunder heard it all b4.

[bananathunder]

I don't know... I think I can last in anything for at least 60 seconds lol

[DrPepper12]

GTFOH!! That's SOME REALLY bad luck!! We're you a serial killer in a previous life to be punished like that?

[Danny_dan92]

I don’t do any of that

[llorando]

I'm G@Gs biggest Roy Orbison fan.

[Slim57]

I can eat whatever without gaining weight

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

wait for the 40's lol

[MrGSpotHer]

I might be a alien