If your relative had weird house rules, would you follow them if you had to stay with them for a while?

[FunkyMonkee]

I used to have an uncle that was a huge conservationist. Anytime he went to the store, he'd save the store receipts to re-use as note paper or shopping lists for the next time he went to the store. Nothing wrong with that but, some of his other house rules I could never live under!
Next to the toilet in the basement, he posted a sign that said, "Confucius say: thinking man who sistopee splash less." Not really bad but, I never sat to pee.
In the 2nd floor bathroom, a sign over the toilet read: "If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down!" In other words, if you pee, don't flush, if you shit, flush. Can you imagine having to take a shit in that toilet and you're the 10th person in line and everyone before you only took a piss? First off, it'd probably smell awful and, secondly, you'd have to hope you weren't gonna be a dive bomber and splash everyone else's piss all over your ass and asshole!!
Another house rule was, you weren't allowed to take showers, you HAD to take a bath! That's not TOO bad but, wait! There's more!! When you're done with YOUR bath, you had to leave the water in the tub for the NEXT PERSON in line to use!! I don't know how many people had to use the same water (if ANY did, at all!!) but, even ONE person using someone else's filthy bath water is too much!!

[nolabels]

I've been a sit to pee guy ever since I bought my first house 40 years ago and discovered that if I sat rather than standing, I didn't have to constantly clean dried piss spray off of the toilet, surrounding floor, the vanity and whatever else the spray hit.

I've always had excellent aim standing up, but it's been proven with blacklight videography that a stream of piss is surrounded by a massive shower of droplets that go everywhere.

As to conforming to the rest of the rules, not this guy.

Flush the commodes with each use.
Shower or bath as desired, and certainly not leaving a fart-filtered, dead skin, microbial cesspool of used bathwater.

You didn't mention it, but did he require TP to be reused until fully coated with feces, as well?

[FunkyMonkee]

Have you tied sticking a long straw or plastinc/rubber tube into it so that it could be aimed straight into the water?
As far as I know, you didn't have to keep using the shit paper `til it was completely brown. You just wash it out and let it dry on the shower curtain for the next person to use.

[RobT312]

Haha well im typically respectful when a guest in someones house. These are extreme measures however , i may have to talk with the person or not stay there. The bath would be the breaking point for me

[beefcakebradybatson]

If I had no other housing option, I would. Remember the Golden Rule (appropriate because I'm a Golden Boy !!!) : They with the gold rule !!!

[Dongie]

Yeah, I'd be flushing the hell out of the toilet and puking in his face.