You wake up to texts from 5+ different people. Who do you answer first?

I'm mentally ranking everyone who texted me...

Start at the bottom (chronological order)
Start at the top (reverse chronological order)
Read them all and see which one is most important/most time sensitive
Look at who they're from and pick the most important person first
I'm not even touching any of that until I've had some coffee
Way too many texts. Forget you all.
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You wake up to texts from 5+ different people. Who do you answer first?
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