What would you do if you discovered that your sworn enemy was really your father?

[BCRanger10]

Let's say you were... eerhh...🤔 a soldier. And you were in an alliance of some sort. And let's say you were fighting... 🤔 ooohhh, I dunno, an evil emperor, right?

Well let's say that while warring in the stars against this evil emperor, you were to find out that a high-ranking figure, your sworn enemy who has been pursuing YOU SPECIFICALLY...was really your father!

What would you do?

"Oh, way to go, BCR. I haven't seen that movie yet, so you've ruined the surprise twist. Thanks for nothing, you pompous jackass!"

Uh, EXCUSE ME! Toy Story 2 came out in 1999. It is now...*checks watch*...2026! You've had 27 YEARS to learn that Emperor Zurg is really Buzz Lightyear's father! Translation? NOT MY PROBLEM, BRO OR BRO-ETTE!

Happy Father's Day to all the dads of G@G!

[Agape93]

Wonder how tf a dude 2 years younger than me is my dad

[BCRanger10]

Time warp?

[Agape93]

🤮 ew lol

[andreasderjuengere]

I can live with that.
Would it change anything?
It would be more of a problem to me to find out that the girl I am assumed to fuck actually is my sister - who fucks my sworn ally during breaktime on the set.

[FrodoSkywalker007]

Umm. Star Wars. ? I'm offended.

[BCRanger10]

No... that's not true... THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

[Debby7810]

That’s kinda difficult answer. Yo be honest I don’t know. It depends on how bad or good he’s

[AngryCarl3]

I already knew that. But my Dad is deceased now. Like Darth Vader, in fact.

[ThisSiteSux]

Cut his hand off in a light saber dual and kill him.