Clothes/Accessories/Styles I Would Never Allow On Myself

[Anonymous]

There are clothes, accessories or just styles, that I would never even consider wearing/doing not even as a joke or even if I got paid for it.

1) Beanies & Caps

I have very nice hair, so why hide them under a beanie or a cap ?

2) Buzz Cut

Thank God, I have no signs of baldness to have buzz cut as my sole solution. But I don’t understand those who are not balding and go for a buzz cut anyway. Weird…

3) Checkered Shirts

I would rather not look like a lumberjack. Now how this thing became “in” again…fashion world is weird to the bone.

4) Clothes that are my size

I know it sounds surprising, but I feel more comfortable wearing stuff that people twice my weight would wear!

5) Facial Hair (any style)

I just don’t get why everyone wants to look like all the others whether it suits them or not. Personally I won't follow, I want my face clean.

6) Flip-Flops

I believe they look ridiculous on guys, and kitsch as hell.

7) Glasses

Well actually I do, but only at home. ONLY.

8. Headphones

Earphones are far better. Not only, they fit in your pockets, but they don’t make you look like a weirdo when you wear this thing above your head.

9) Murse and Backpacks

Ah this murse. I see from 10 year old kids to 70+ year old guys carrying this thing. I don’t know who invented this idea, but I refuse to use one. I prefer throwing everything into my pockets. Also with the backpacks. If you’re not a student you have no excuse to use them.

10) Other shoes apart from All-Stars

I dunno, but I find anything else too weird on me.

11) Piercings (anywhere else apart from the ears)

Just thinking, they’d not suit me well.

12) Suits

I hate them! I don’t’ care about the occasion, even if it’s a wedding I would never wear a suit anyway. And if they don’t like it…well, their problem, not mine.

13) Tattoos

You know, once you do a tattoo, it would be difficult to remove it once you get bored of it. And unfortunately it’s one of the current trends now, but damn I wonder what those people would do once they want to remove them?

14) T-Shirts with band logos

Even if I am a big music fan myself, I’m absolutely against this idea. I find it way too poserish, and like that I want to show off to others that I know this band, or something like that.

15) Undercuts

I know it looks ridiculous, but I do it because it’s “in”. Well that’s what I believe what guys with undercuts think.

[Dred1614returns]

You'd wear all stars to a wedding?

[myTake Owner]

EXACTLY. And if they talk about it, guess I have any right if I kicked their asses with my All-Stars, eh?

[Dred1614returns]

What an awful human being you are.