I'm still trying to figure out how to become a Toucan, I would love to have a colorful beak that consists of pink red and black like my uncle (Toucan Sam, also known as the Froot Loops bird). It's hard being me, I don't feel safe or comfortable in my body, being born the wrong species. I get shamed everyday for wanting to be comfortable and have my outside reflect my inside. Everyone around me is so privileged. Sigh, I feel your pain man.
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I'm Asian and I don't have a perfect pale skin but you can have a pale skin without moving faraway from asia.. If you want a pale skin you just have to treat your skin well like put sunscreen, exfoliate, etc. And I heard that exfoliating your skin with sugar in lemon and honey, or use tea, can lighten your skin :)
But if you are too lazy to do all of this thing you can always use makeup :D
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I've always felt like I should be a transformer that could transform into a tank at will. That way I would never be stuck in traffic and always get my way.
Don't do that be the best you; the only way to do it is through sugary and even then you will look terrible
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I can't believe it, are you serious? Do you really want to do this to yourself?
Well, if you are serious about it, you should bleach your skin and get a surgery. Just say u identify as Asian and people have to automatically have to respect u otherwise theyre racist.
not serious.look for a psychiatrist you need to accept yourself
Why in the 7 Hells would you...
That's it I'm done... too much GAG for me today... :vYou need to ask your parents for a therapist who can deal with your internalized racism issues.
how about you are just happy with what you see in the mirror.
i feel u man, i really really really wanna be a cloud. everyone is always telling me i can't be a cloud because im human. it really sucks. what i did was go into a puddle and sit and wait to be evaporated and become a cloud. it worked!
I think you need to find a way to love yourself. You are trying to become like someone else, and by doing so, you're losing yourself. Love yourself.
With the best surgeons that money can buy, maybe, won't know unless you try, right?
You need therapy. Quick. Tell your parents.
She is pretty. No, unless you become a ghost and posess a Korean girl
Have a chat with Michael Jackson.
No, you can't change your race.
We'll see you on "Botched" soon.
Well that would require lots of money, hun
Rachel Dolezal is that you?
U need to find a rare candy and get to level 2
I have my doubts...
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