Gentlemen, 2B or not 2B?

[ChetAtkins]

All of my goofy questions stem from conversations I have with my pals. This site is meant to let the other gender understand us better, and vice versa.
Stockings or no stockings? This question/poll is so simple that even a 3 Xper can answer it.
As usual, I won't reveal my opinion until later. What say you?
Oh, and ladies, feel free to tell us what your experience has been in the area of science.

Bare?

Stocking clad?

[Red_Arrow]

Pantyhose was quite a leap in providing stockings that did not need some kind of garter support. You just put them on like super thin leggings and they took care of themselves. And they looked as sexy as the stockings that preceded them. But there was a downside. In fact, two of them.
First, there was a magic when a guy caught a glimpse of the top of the stockings. A wow moment. Even a twinge between his legs. There was the top of the stocking, oh so close to the magic area men so desired. Now that was gone. Even when a guy could see up the skirt beyond that place on the leg where the top of the stocking would be, it was not plain, clear, distinct. No sexual excitement suddenly hitting us.
And second, like the first which was visual, there was tactile. When you got the chance to run your hand up her leg and then you felt the top of the stocking, you knew where that was, and the feel of the skin just above was even more exciting than if the leg had been bare.
Pantyhose are great, but there is an excitement that comes from the old stockings. Women who use that knowledge can really up her game with her man.

[ChetAtkins]

Dang, Red. I told a fella yesterday that he should write romance novels. You should do the same. You would make a zillion bucks. Maybe all three of us should.
"Mabel was a simple librarian. Few guys ever really noticed her.

But then Fabio road into town on his white stallion.

He saw something deep within her soul that no man has ever been able to see before.
He recognized the gorgeous woman that was lurking behind those bifocals"

[Red_Arrow]

lol.

[Jonny_]

I say bare, it's a bare with a but... a bare but if you will. My thing isn't quite stockings, but I like over the knee socks the most.

[ChetAtkins]

I like the bare look, but I must admit, the knee high look does have a certain something something to it.

Maybe a naughty school girl who has to stay after class for being bad?

[ultimega]

Stockings. But they must have a back seams as they go well with heels

[ChetAtkins]

Please tell me they're lime green! You can lie if you have to.

That color would so very much work on you!

But so would yellow!

I'll be back in two minutes. I have to go feed my penguin.

[ultimega]

Those colours are criminal, Chet.

[ChetAtkins]

Stop being selfish. This isn't about you, it's about us guys from Mars.
Contrary to popular belief, Martians have feelings, too. It's called, "tough love."
We love you Venetians, but some of you need to be taught a lesson. If I continued to let Kandy wear that hideous dark blue nail polish, then I wouldn't be a true friend. And I wouldn't deserve the highly respected title of being an 7 Xper. I fixed her, and now she's one of the 7 wonders of the world.

I love her and I'm trying to find a hubby for her. But she lives in an igloo in Northern Alaska, and she has 57 cats. (I really have my work cut out for me)

If I can't find her a hubby by late February, then I'm going to bring in a 9 Xper to help. @Philyouup
@chocolatcheesecake

[ChetAtkins]

@chocolatecheesecake

[ultimega]

Probably would look good on miss chocolate but not me, dear

[ChetAtkins]

Do you want a challenge? I triple-dog dare you to ask the question.
"What color of stockings or bikini do you think would go best with chocolate skin?"
I would ask, but I'm out of questions. Let the men-folk decide. We are very good at this stuff.
If I saw you in a tangerine bikini I would faint. What does it mean?

[Philyouup]

That green would go well... Who doesn't like mint chocolate?

[ChetAtkins]

@Philyouup
Holy crap! I'm now allowed to ask a question. Hold on, I'll be right back.

[ultimega]

Orange makes me gag. Literally.

[Philyouup]

Yeah that was bright..

[ultimega]

@Philyouup I'm not certain why he keeps choosing outrageously bright colours when 90% of my wardrobe is black

[Philyouup]

it a little know fact, the @chetAtkins is blind as a bat. People call him handsy, but Chet sees with his hands. The bright colors help him... LMAO

[ultimega]

Lmfao🤣🤣🤣

[ChetAtkins]

@Philyouup
She's one of the two women who are allowed to message me. I love her to death, and it's not because of her looks or her nice rack. She's a Brit. Her humor is dryer than the fucking Sahara desert. But she doesn't ask enough questions, so I'm angry at her.
She knows very well that my favorite comedian is Ricky Gervais.

If he was on GAG, he'd have about 30 million followers.
She might be able to give him a run for his money, but she'd have to come to grips with what color we'd like to see her in. Girls are goofy, but we still love them.

[ultimega]

Uh huh...

[ChetAtkins]

Hey, I somehow manged to lose your other post. You would look so fucking hot in candy apple. red;

If you want, I'll send it to Kandy, and she can send it to you. But you have to post of all 20 pics
of them.

[ultimega]

Maybe.
Chet... please stop referring to me as "chocolate girl" as this is beginning to bug me now.

[Philyouup]

I was married to an irish girl and spent a load of time in Dublin. I miss the humor and the piss taking.

[JustaLoozer]

To be, or not to be? ↗

You stole my question! Let's brawl!

[ChetAtkins]

Sorry, baby cakes. I was just talking with one of my pals about a female member. We both really like and respect her. On her profile page she's in stockings. And she's not a catfish. She's the real deal. So I'll tell you what I like. I like large girls that are very smart. You can wear your stockings and heels all you want, but when it's bedtime, papa calls the shots. I'm in the driver's seat. Take that stuff off and come to papa. I'm a 7 Xper, so I know my shit.

[JustaLoozer]

Alrighty; an understandable mistake. The duel at high-noon is off.

[ChetAtkins]

Thank God, because I'm sure you'd win.

[JustaLoozer]

I'd argue with you, but you're a 7 Xper and I'm only a 6 Xper, so what do I know

[ChetAtkins]

Wise move. I bow to the 9 Xpers on this site. @Philyouup and I are going to row his canoe to Spain to visit a GAG girl. She has our ire up, and we need to go and put her in her place.
It's for her own good. She will thank us for it. If you ever get sassy with us, we'll ride his tandem bike and find you!

[Philyouup]

YEAH! what he said. by the way @JustaLoozer, love the handle !

[Philyouup]

@chetatkins, you better count your blessings.

[ChetAtkins]

@Philyouup
She's an absolute sweetheart. So I think she's safe from our wrath. But the rest need to be spanked for their own good. It's a tough job, but someone has to do it. My Galaxy S7 Edge has great GPS in it, so finding Spain should be a piece of cake. Google will tell us how to get there.

[Philyouup]

Google is so smart.

[ChetAtkins]

@Philyouup
I love Mr. Google. (And keep your eye on this poster. She's the cream of the crop. When the zombie apocalypse happens, (and it's just a matter of time) she's going to be toast. She's cursed with having a brain even larger than yours! That sucks shit! I feel for her. She also has one of those personality things. I'm not sure if zombies care about that or not. I'm just a 7 Xper.) What does it mean?

[Philyouup]

Succulence. It means succulence !

[ChetAtkins]

@Philyouup
When I'm allowed to ask another question, I'll invite this girl, you, Chocolate, and our black beauty from the UK. What's my question, you ask?

"What does it mean?"

That's it! lol,
I know you guys will knock it out of the ball park! The rest will retreat to their safe spacea and rock in the fetal position.

[JustaLoozer]

@Philyouup Handle? I'm sorry for a 6 Xper to inconvenience you for your vast knowledge, but what is it you mean?
@ChetAtkins I can't wait to bestow my infinite virgin knowledge upon thee!

[Philyouup]

LOL Your Handle and ancient term for screen name. before there were screen names.

[ChetAtkins]

As soon as I can, I will post the question. And if you're a Loozer, then both Phily and and I would like the fat bastard with the reindeer to bring us each, one. Why does he hate us? We've been good. We try our best. Gaming consoles are nice, but so are boobs.

[JustaLoozer]

@Philyouup See, that's the aort of thing I would know if I was a 9 Xper (or not 18)

[Philyouup]

Boobs are nice

[Philyouup]

Stick with us kid! We will show your the world! And yes, 9 Xper has its advantages.. But a GURU.. wow..

[JustaLoozer]

@Philyouup
Woah, now! Long term goals are nice and all, but I like too break them into little, achievable segments

On a serious note, I ran into a MyTake on how to get noticed by GaG or some shit, and I made a question following all their rules. It exploded 😂

[JustaLoozer]

If you had to give advice to your former self, what woukd that be? ↗

🤢

[Philyouup]

Of course it did! LOL

[ChetAtkins]

@Philyouup
I just came up with a better question, but I have to wait to post it! Shit. One of you could ask it, but I don't want to put you on the spot.

[JustaLoozer]

@Philyouup
Prop up a few more sappy questions and I'll be there in no-time!

[JustaLoozer]

Pm me

[JustaLoozer]

I've posted none in ages

[Philyouup]

My or Chet?

[ChetAtkins]

If I gave you one, would you post it?

[JustaLoozer]

@Philyouup
Chet
He has the question
But I don't mind either way
Just be warned: my class starts at 8 and i don't break until 10

[JustaLoozer]

Yes lol

[Philyouup]

West coaster?

[JustaLoozer]

@Philyouup
Yes; it's almost 8

[JustaLoozer]

California

[Philyouup]

NJ here!

[JustaLoozer]

@Philyouup
Holy cow
Oops gtg

[ChetAtkins]

OK. This is the question.

"Can smart guys help me out?"
I was talking to my guy friends on GAG, and they were wondering something.
So just imagine...
You're GAGing like the wind, and then your cell phone rings. It's one of Santa's elves from the North Pole. She said you put way too much shit on your wish list, and you have to narrow it down to one item.
(you need to make it a poll and post pics)
Do you take the car, the motorcycle, the boat or the hot bitch with a nice rack? (The girl is very smart and is a GAG guru. She's funny and as loyal as a German Shepard.)
Phily will be all over it like a chicken on a June bug.

[Philyouup]

hmmmmm chicken on a June bug...

[ChetAtkins]

@Philyouup
We both like small boobs, but we also know that most guys like the bigger hooters. Chocolate once called me on that. I just explained that the pic I posted was for the masses, and not for me. And for what it's worth, a little bird told me her's were spectacular. I love little birds!

[Philyouup]

Yes, I have my little birds looking out for me all the time.. I love all boobies, i just have a preference for smaller.

Like ice cream, I love cookies and cream, rocky road, fudge swirl.. I will take mouth fulls of any of them in a second.. But at the end of the day, Vanilla always make me feel at home.

[Philyouup]

that is some GURU shite spout out there!

[ChetAtkins]

@Philyouup
I've told numerous chocolate girls on this site, that as much as I LOVE the look, I wouldn't want one of my own. That's because, divorce changes you. Relationships are a bitch. I don't need to make it more difficult. But UK girl is by far the most intelligent, funniest, sarcastic person on this site. Her British sarcasm flies over 90% of people's heads.
About a year or so ago, she posted a question about accidentally putting her backless shirt on backwards! LOL That's when I fell in love with her. I couldn't stop laughing. When we leave Spain, we should swing over to the UK to visit her. It will be a laugh-fest.

[Philyouup]

Shit then, We'll stop off in Dublin as well.. we will have the Craic there as well ! Sit with Uncle Arthur and Rosey Lee.. Sure now, the feckin craic that will be had! The next day, wake up with a bag of hammers, and have an auld Barry White! Like Breakfast for me arse.

[Philyouup]

MMm maybe later a Smoked cos and chips and battered sausages at me favorite chipper of the Ardley Road.. mmm

[Philyouup]

Smoked cod that is

[ChetAtkins]

@Philyouup
I'd love to go to Dublin. It's the only place where a guy can where a nice, tasteful skirt, and not be shunned for it.

[Philyouup]

There and in Scotland

[ChetAtkins]

What does it mean? ↗

[JustaLoozer]

I'm officially off for the day; posting in a few

[JustaLoozer]

Man
I can't copy and paste it 🙄

[JustaLoozer]

www.girlsaskguys.com/.../primary-image

Here ya go. I changed it a weeee bit

[JustaLoozer]

Can any smart fellas help me out? ↗

Wrong link 😂😂

[ChetAtkins]

Fellas, do you prefer dogs or cats? ↗

[Philyouup]

wait.. I want her to come too..

[JustaLoozer]

@Philyouup
Your 'chocolate' girl?

[ChetAtkins]

She lives in the UK, and Phily and I are going to paddle his canoe there.

[Philyouup]

This is causing me a personal Dilemma I can’t choose. OMG. I won’t sleep.

[ChetAtkins]

You need to get a magic 8 ball. That's how I make all of my decisions.

[Philyouup]

Yes I’d Chet. Yes I do

[ChetAtkins]

I've been trying to ask a question all day, but it won't go. I don't know why. If I can post it, I think you'll like it.

[Philyouup]

Gag is been goofy for the past couple of days

[malegender]

tough one, since they are both smoking hot. I voted bare but in this case I'll take both. Great question

[ChetAtkins]

I have a hunch that stockings are going to win, but time will tell.
I don't want to reveal my answer, but I'll throw you a hint.

[lightbulb27]

The anawer is h! ll yes.

[ChetAtkins]

I'm just a 7 Xper, so I have a lot to learn.

[ChiPaPa]

2B, is fucking hot

[name_is_eric]

Not 2B.
Some things just aren't.

[ChetAtkins]

I'll know a lot more when I get to be a 8 Xper.

[name_is_eric]

You have a long way ahead of you, friend.

[ChetAtkins]

A guy can dream. I can hardly wait.

[Sevenpointfive]

i prefer a 34 B

[ChetAtkins]

I'm not a mathematician, but that sounds good to me!
This is what I asked Santa for, but he let me down, again.

[Sevenpointfive]

santa never grants my wishes anymore. he abandoned me

[EDWINDUNDEE999]

bare for me

[ChetAtkins]

We have a winner!

[EDWINDUNDEE999]

Welcome l have never won a thing in my whole life lol

[GreenGold1992]

Both

[ThatInsaneChick]

Bare

[Kelly6]

bare

[vald9inches]

Hey i am back but it won't let me message you :(

[vald9inches]

Sorry my roommate is renting a room and he wanted my opinion on the guy renting it