What Are Your Weird Wacky Stories?

So not to long ago I developed a pimple on my forehead. Usually I don't mind acne on my face, but this was right in between my eyebrows where an Indian woman would put a bindi. Long story short I was walking to school and this white lady passes me staring then stops me and basically calls me racist for the dot because I'm not Indian, and I try to explain it's just a pimple. You'd think it'd be obvious cause bindi's are usually red and large, but people here have lost their mind. It was awkward at the time, but eventually I laughed it off. What are your weird stories?
What Are Your Weird Wacky Stories?
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