Thanks for making my day moonpie & thanks for being the first one to submit a great article. On another note what is the world coming to? Cows are losing their jobs, their packing up stuff & you know what else they are doing? Cows are MOOooooooving!
You're welcome 😊
I feel really bad for the cows & I might have to go out later & buy a gallon of milk. Are the cows collecting unemployment? Do they get paid in hay bales?
Lol that was years ago apparently
I wonder what the hell the cows are doing now? Are sales up or down due to the coronavirus. Maybe those cows MOOved away.
Santa is going to be pissed of this year as he slides down that chimney. On the other hand what did that joker use as toilet paper? Roofing shingles, ouch! I can’t stop laughing & I’m glad my house doesn’t have a chimney. As for the other guy I bet you he creamed his pants later that day. 9 eggs & the guy couldn’t go for 10, WTF?
He farted after 9 🤣🤣🤣
Could you imagine if the people had their fireplace on & the guy farted? He would get blown off the chimney! This is great & what a story. So the police go to the house & as they walk in the door one cop turns to the other & says this place smells like shit!
What goes up must come down & I bet you when he farted the 9 eggs shot out like bullets.
@Aakash_Hangargi My brother from another mother, what do you think of this story?
Well, I used to love those creme eggs at Easter but not anymore 🤢🤮 lmao
I would love to call the creme egg company & see if their sales were down that year. On the flip side I would laugh if that guy worked at the creme egg company & did it as a dare. As for the chimney guy shit happens!
As for the guy what is he going to put up his ass next year? Peeps? Happy Easter he says.
🤣🤣🤣 I hate peeps anyways he can shove as many of those wherever he likes... Is that why it's called a "peep show"🤣🤣🤣
Was the guys name Tom as in Peeping Tom?
Nah think it was Egbert 🤣
I wonder if Egbert drank food coloring would he crap colored eggs? I have to pull up the article, I’m crying here laughing it’s great.
When the eggs finally came out what kind of eggs were they Scrambled eggs? Hey I have a thought was Egbert the same guy that shit down the chimney?
Had to dispose of them eggs somewhere 🤷🏼♀️🤣 I
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As for the 53 year old that was arrested & jailed for three months for stealing a bottle of olive oil I wonder if his charges would be different If he stole vegetable oil?
I didn’t even know they were a couple however I did look it up & their $500,000 engagement ring, talk about sick.
WAIT So theyre together again? Or u talkin past?
I think love is in the air put it that way.