What shirt looks better on a 22-year-old man?

[hostboy__fastestlaps]

Which one has the higher 'cool' factor and why? I'm trying to order a new shirt and show myself off on Photofeeler and Tinder. Feel free to criticize!

Panda & Boba -> Netflix & Chill

Tattooing = Gateway -> Divorce -> Bankruptcy -> Liquor -> DUI -> Prison

Speed Kills! Drive An Import And Live Forever!

[JustinTheGreat]

If you want to look cool, please don’t buy any of them lol

[thisGUYknows]

lol lame

[Avicenna]

Go with C

[dreamstar72]

None, weird wording

[In_Trance]

Troll

[GMANN56]

None of the above.