What was your funniest tanning fail?

Question

I'm thinking to put on some tanning lotion but I'm not sure, cause I might fuck it up again lmaoo

The last time, I tried a face tanning spray whatever and first of all the right side of my face looked goood, the left... uhm was a little to dark, cause I sprayed double there AAND the girls from work pointed out that I forgot my neck! Lmaoo It was so damn funny!

MrOracle · Accepted Answer

It wasn't my fail, but many years ago, I was in college and delivered pizza at night and on weekends, and when summer hit, I worked as many hours as I could. Anyway, there were about 6 girls who worked at the pizza place - and most of the workers became pretty close friends and often hung out and did things together.

Anyway, one Saturday in June, 4 of the girls decided they wanted to tan out by the pool. And then they decided to tan topless so they wouldn't have tan lines. Of course, they picked a very hot, somewhat overcast day - and they didn't use sunblock because they were "tanning".

As you can imagine, after 30 minutes in the sun - which was like a microwave due to the cloud haze, they were seriously burned, but their tits were deep crimson red, given that they normally never saw sunlight.

These girls were so miserable, but they had to work, and I simultaneously had a lot of sympathy for them and also found it hilarious that they had been so clueless. My sympathy won out and I tracked down a jar of aloe vera for them.

Those poor girls were miserable for several weeks, but they at least learned about the sun, and how to tan GRADUALLY, using sun block and short exposures to the sun - and that overcast days are MORE dangerous, not less, when it comes to sunburns.

exitseven · Accepted Answer

I went to Florida when I was in high school. I went out to the beach for about 4 hours in the sun. I was so sunburned my face was swollen. When I got back all the kids at school asked me what happened to me. I told them I went to Florida and got really sunburned. Nobody believed me so I said that the gas tank on my motorcycle blew up in my face.

sunflower00 · Accepted Answer

I use fake tan sometimes, and hadn’t used it for a little while. I had my friends birthday meal so put some fake tan on and the next day (day of the meal) I was really patchy and GREEN looking. I think the tan had expired because it had been open for quite a while so the olive tones came out more to the point I was green and it didn’t apply right. So bad!

TrueConfection · Accepted Answer

I tried one of those Mystic spray tans. It looked good until I took my kids to their swimming lessons and had some chlorine droplets land on my legs, instantly leaving me with bright white polka dots in front of all the other parents.

jennifer_bloom · Answer

I don’t tan cause the only option I have is my backyard and my neighbours might think I’m weird if I leave the house in a bathing suit with no pool near by. But during a vacation I wore a bag across my back and I ended up with an awkward white line across my chest from the tan and the gaps from my cell phone bag.

DizzyDesii · Answer

I dont need to tan lol. I've got that natural caramel glow

Brokenheartedx · Answer

I was upset after I put tanning lotion on my face and could see the tear stains left... even washing tan off you could see I had been crying :(

Fuentes · Answer

Their use to be a chick back in middle school Who did that honestly girls were mean to her all the time and I rmbr she was hot probably was all jealous of her but I rmbr she use to come to school with spray tanned legs and her arms and neck weren't matching her legs and all the girls made fun of her for that.

I didn't even notice it until they pointed it out lol but yeah I know she was embarrassed lol

Joe-12345 · Answer

I think tanning products. It doesn’t look good in my opinion. Normal skin tone with some sun exposure is fine.

JDavid25 · Answer

I tan naturally of course.. I try not to because, I think my skin looks weird.. I guess I had the luxury of never thinking about it.. Lol..

UnknownSwede · Answer

I was sitting out on the balcony and I guess I was sitting at a strange angle, because I only got tanned on my left side.

AsaKyo · Answer

I don't need to tan because I'm already tan lmao

Zolly99999 · Answer

I have never tanned before. Other then working out side.. I have a crazy "t-shirt tan" now though lol

Redstang88 · Answer

Always used to get the backwards hat ram after guiding all summer. Not the best look lol (Not me by the way)

krin_m · Answer

I have never gone to a tanning place so I have no stories. :-)

PetiteBabe64 · Answer

My dad bought a Tanning bed years ago. I go in there anytime I wanna tan

Userben · Answer

I only used tanning cream on my penis in an extremely sunny weather, it was the only time in my life

NathanDavis · Answer

I would probably catch fire...

Msputiton · Answer

I don't go tanning

jimmy2 · Answer

Lol don't sleep in the sun

Lalilulelo · Answer

I don't like tanning.

TallAnon · Answer

Never done that

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