Do people that wear boxer shorts eat more Spaghetti-O's than people with blue hair?

[FunkyMonkee]

[Sixgunsound]

With the sheer desperation of grad students to come up with research papers that haven’t been done before, I’d be willing to guess that somebody has or shortly will be entertaining that as a legitimate question.

[SnowedIn]

It was a Federal government study back in 2012 I'm guessing. 🤣

[Sixgunsound]

@SnowedIn you’re probably onto something

[SnowedIn]

@Sixgunsound it's either that or a tenured professor's research grant paper.

[Sixgunsound]

@SnowedIn no that’s actually a little more likely, because everybody knows they’re just mailing it out at that point.

[FunkyMonkee]

Really? What is it? Can I have some?

[nolabels]

Absolutely not. It would be absurd to even consider the possibility.

Everyone knows that boxer shorts wearers have orange sideburns and have severe allergic reactions to Spaghetti-Os.

[FunkyMonkee]

Only the ones that wear pink boxers that drive Edsels with leopard skin seats made of poison ivy.

[nolabels]

Splitting hairs, splitting hairs!
Yet I must concede to your distinction.

The seats in my Edsel are composed of a hybrid of Stinging Nettle and Venus Fly Trap.

My local chapter of the 'Let's Ditch Our Pink Boxers and Drive Our Edsels Naked' has a monthly parade.
Some male participants who have non-hybrid Venus Fly Trap seats have found that without the passive influence which is introduced by the Stinging Nettle hybridization, there is a definite threat to the dangly bits that us fellas possess.
Or I should say that some of us are lucky enough to still possess.

The less lucky of my fellow members can be identified by the remarkably high register of their speaking voices.

The female members of my club notably have the unique talent of making the Venus Fly Traps in their Edsels curl up in fear when approached by the ladies' 'Venus Fly Traps'.

[FunkyMonkee]

I just shave mine.
Oh! You can SMELL it from there? Sorry! I didn't know my distinction was so powerful!
As long as it's not a penis fly trap!! Those things REALLY HURT!!
Do you keep the naked Edsels in the ditch?
I know! THOSE are the bits that usually get caught inn the penis fly trap! One wrong zip will do it!!
Again, the singing in castrato can come from the penis fly trap!

[nolabels]

Naked Edsels kept in a ditch? Which ditch to stitch a naked Edsel into is an itchy conundrum, compounded by the fact that many ditches have been inched into by stingy witches who deplore the intrusion into their sometimes thickety ditches, not to be confused with the proliferation of commercially owned and operated Ditch Witches, their twitchy bits pitching deep underground, further irritating the already bitchy moods of the aforementioned ditch-inhabiting witches. I believe that the Wicked Witch of The West left a pretty nice castle vacant some years ago. I'm sure that it could house a fair number of witches itching to abandon their ditches in favor of kitschier digs with a minimum of glitches to overcome in order to gain a bitchin' witch situation, thereby opening up some room in ditches to house naked Edsels. We'll see how it goes, I guess.

* The above statement is purely a work of fiction expressly to exhibit a bit of wordplay and should not be construed as being representative of any opinion regarding Edsels, ditches, witches, thickets, itches, bitches, and so on. You get the idea.

Any similarities to any person, living, dead, or POSSESSED is entirely coincidental.

Just here to have a bit of fun!

en.wikipedia.org/.../All_persons_fictitious_disclaimer

P. S. - Whether it's the frank or the beans caught in a zipper, or in a Penis Fly Trap for that matter, it's never pretty, but it can make for a gratuitous, amusing comedic scene:

https://youtu.be/Sj_A7OZz8TI

[FunkyMonkee]

The witches ditch is mainly full of pitch! But an itchy witch is a bitch!! Especially if you make that itchy witch pitch a 9-inning hitch without a stitch! But, she may switch with a twin witch and leave you asking, which is witch is which witch? I've seen a switched itchy witch pitch a hitch from an inch ditch while pitching a bitch about the ditch just being a niche!! I've even seen a switched inch-ditch witch snitch on a witch which hitched a switch from a ditch to itch her itch and pitch a bitch ABOUT the switched witch which twitched hitch ruined it for everybody!!
You didn't say anything about the warlocks that drive Tarotplanes.

[aaron210419]

haha i wear boxers and have blue hair but don't eat spaghetti-O's.

[FunkyMonkee]

HERETIC!!

[aaron210419]

haha great question

[FunkyMonkee]

Thanks!!
No drugs were harmed in the asking of this question!

[Sixgunsound]

Bet!