What are you wearing rn? Right from your first layer to the last layer of clothing?

[harry000300]

[susie22]

Starting at the bottom, a pair of Black stiletto heel pumps, Black VS silk bikini panties, mid-thigh length Light Gray miniskirt, Black leather belt with Silver buckle, and a 3/4 sleeve button-front White blouse.

[nolabels]

Rowwwrrr!!!

[FunkyMonkee]

@nolabels DOWN, BOY!! DOWN! Here's biscuit! Nice doggie! Stop humping her leg and go sit in the corner.

[nolabels]

@FunkyMonkee Did you read that description?
I mean, come on.
You don't want to Rowwwrrr after reading that description?
Do you have a pulse, there, Funky?

[susie22]

@nolabels Lol, glad you liked the outfit, what was your favorite part?

[FunkyMonkee]

@nolabels Yeah, not bad. Woof!

[FunkyMonkee]

I liked the skirt.

[susie22]

@FunkyMonkee It's a pretty nice skirt, nice and short to show off my legs, blouse looked pretty sexy too without a bra, lol!

[FunkyMonkee]

Ooo!! I'll bet! I'd have to see it.
Are they loooooong legs? Anywhere as long as mine (I'm 6' 9")? Do they go right up and make an ass of themselves?

[nolabels]

Hello there,
When I got to the light gray miniskirt, there was a stirring in my nether regions.
Then, upon seeing the words, "button-front white blouse", I went into Rowwrr!!! mode!!!
Thank you for the imagery! 😊👍

[nolabels]

@FunkyMonkee I'm sure that her legs go all the way to "Heaven"!

[FunkyMonkee]

@nolabels THAT'S a stairway I wouldn't mind climbing!!

[susie22]

@FunkyMonkee Lol, yes, I do have long legs. I guess you'd call me a dancer's build but with big boobs. I'm a bit over 5'8" in bare feet.

[susie22]

@nolabels Lol, did the fact that I wasn't wearing a bra have anything to do with that?

[nolabels]

It most definitely did not hurt matters.

ROOOOAAAARRRR!!!

RAWWWWFFFMMMUUURRRROOOWWWWEEEEEOOOOWWWWOOO!!!

[susie22]

@nolabels Glad you liked it, for me I honestly don't wear a bra very often. Fortunately my "girls" are really firm and I love rocking the braless look, lol.

[nolabels]

You're killing me here, girl!

The torture of imagination!
I love it!

[susie22]

@nolabels Lol, all good!

[nolabels]

Yep, all good.
Thanks for a bit of semi-innocent fun!
See you around!

[FunkyMonkee]

5' 8" AND big tits? DARLING!! COME TO ME!!
You sound like one of my bass players! https://youtu.be/QCmjPHz5spg
You might not be able to tell here but, trust me, she's quite buxom and close to if not over 6' tall!

[FunkyMonkee]

I don't wear one very often, either.
Part of the reason they ARE firm is BECAUSE you go braless!

[nolabels]

@FunkyMonkee
I don't wear a bra, either.
My moobs and their perky nips stand proud all on their own.

[susie22]

@FunkyMonkee I'm very proud of them, I'm slender but I've been blessed with these great boobs and I love when guys notice.

[FunkyMonkee]

@nolabels SHOW OFF!!

[FunkyMonkee]

I'll bet!! I see no reason why you wouldn't be!! That IS something be VERY proud of! Do you usually throw your chest out and your shoulders back?
Well, send me some pics or videos and I'll notice!!

[susie22]

@FunkyMonkee Lol, my dad's a Military guy and he's always taught me to walk head up, shoulders back, chest out and walk with purpose and I always do.

[nolabels]

I wouldn't carry myself any other way than stomach in, shoulders back, chest out, head up.

Photos of my physique?

Does G@G have a XXX version?

[FunkyMonkee]

Cool but, is it because of his teachings or your pride in the twins?

[FunkyMonkee]

@nolabels I don't think they do.

[nolabels]

@FunkyMonkee Whose teachings, about what, pray tell?

Pride in the twins?
My "twins", or the "Kentucky Lake teeny bikini twins".
Surely you remember my relating my self-invitation to hell the other day.
If you mean my twins, I have a grown son and roughly 25,000 orgasms to show for my pride in them.

[FunkyMonkee]

@nolabels Her dad's teachings on how she should hold herself when she walks. Besides, what she SHOULD do is just let ME hold her when she walks!
Her "girls", maguffies, sweater meat, bazooms, hooters, baby bouncers, jugs, milk duds, honkers, melons, s'mores, Winnebegoes, golden bozos. You know, tits!
Yes, I do and stop calling me Shirley! My name's, Ethel!!
No, not THOSE twins!

[nolabels]

@FunkyMonkee Now you're just fuckin' with me.

It's funny as hell at the moment.

I just hope that it doesn't freak me out in a little while.

We have to quit hijacking other people's questions just be acting silly.
I wonder if it bugs them?

I can't wait for the response to this.

CAN wait.

Buh-dum-dum--tish!

[FunkyMonkee]

@nolabels Not without lube and case of Jack in my belly!!
I was just about to say, have you noticed how we keep stealing everybody else's comments sections?
Oh! You mean, the weight of her can! I hope it's not TOO big! One can easily get lost in a really big can without a flashlight and road map!

[nolabels]

@FunkyMonkee
I think you have a skill that I have never before seen a human being ever be capable able of performing.
I think that you can sense how fucking high I am right now and are then able to up the zaniness level incrementally, and yes, sometimes in mighty large jumps at that!

And here I sit.

[nolabels]

Oh, and also, I read back through this entire thread and found out that my "illogical" module kicked in right on schedule according to the events of the evening (All of my "equipment" is in good working shape. I just choose to rename prominent negative aspects of my personality as being fully operational, but naming them just simple little words like "illogical" and as being functional, then no one will pay any attention to them at all).
That was a long-assed parentheses, wasn't it?

I figured out where I went wrong back at the military father juncture in the conversation.
You two guys went the way of logic.
I, for some reason, chose not do so.
Somewhere along the way, although I'm still out of my senses frickin' high as a kite, I did somehow manage to regain some semblance of mental order as far as regards this conversation, at least.

So, that being said, yeah, here I sit.

[nolabels]

"Capable able"

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

I made an extra syllable boo boo.

Where's that edit button when a guy needs one?

[FunkyMonkee]

@nolabels Yeah, I seem to have been known for doing that! And, ya know, f I did drugs, I would be so weird!!
`Scuse me! Is there a raccoon or a beaver up my nose right now?
What? Did you say something illogical?
Don't worry about speaking parenthetically, I do it a lot!
Oh! You CHOSE not to do so!! That's very logical!! As long as you didn't choose not to do so!
Mental order? I'll have a cerebellum on rye, hold the relish! On second thought, I relish the thought!
Edit went out with the tide!

[nolabels]

@FunkyMonkee Oh, fuck man, I'm fucking dying laughing!

[FunkyMonkee]

@nolabels Glad I could tickle your funny bone!!

[nolabels]

@FunkyMonkee Do you know what's really fucking funny?

I am once again as high as I was last night, so, wouldn't you know it, I am once again fucking dying laughing over here.

And, do you know what's more?
I want a blue ribbon from my third-grade teacher for the excellent job that I feel that I have done in composing this response to your previous.

I hope this day finds you to be as content as I am at this exact moment in time, well, no, actually this moment, no, now, well, anyway, you know what I mean.

[FunkyMonkee]

@nolabels Thanks! I'm about the same as yesterday except that I now seem to have 2 bunnies in the yard begging me for food!! Pretty cool!! Maybe I'll use some of the pancake mix that has bugs in it to make them some pancakes. There's a few bags of old buggy chocolate wafers, too so, maybe I'll make them chocolate chip pancakes. Bunnies love pancakes, even if they're burned black!!

[nolabels]

@FunkyMonkee OH, FUCK (LAUGHING)
You know what you'll have on your hands if the bunnies eat your bug -infested pancakes, don't you?
You'll have a couples of BUGS BUNNIES that you'll need to do something with.
You can't just let those wise-asses loose in the neighborhood, man.

When they start cracking wise, grab one of those dudes and send it to me.

Can you imagine the fun we'd have if they'll partner up with us?

[FunkyMonkee]

@nolabels Well, I was hoping that, like in the story of the old shoe maker,. they'd become magic female elves and turn themselves into Playboy bunnies!!
I'll get Elmer Fudd to keep an eye on them. Maybe I'll just have to get a daffy duck.
Y'know, ion my present mindset, I should really get back into writing my movie!! I haven't touched it in years!! It's loaded with this sort of stream-of-consciousness writing!!

[nolabels]

@FunkyMonkee
That sounds lovely to me!

I love the S_O_C stuff.

We've been beating the crap out of this question.
I hope we find a new one soon to then go beat the crap out of.

We've had a wild turkey lay an egg in my wife's flower bed the last two years.
I don't know what the heck was up with that, because she (the turkey hen, not my wife) just left it there.
Not that she can pick it up and move it somewhere else.
That'd be a trick.

[FunkyMonkee]

@nolabels I've had deer lay a few fawns in my back yard the past few years and, 3 weeks ago, there were two brand new baby bunnies running around here!

[nolabels]

@FunkyMonkee That's awesome, man.
Love it.

[FunkyMonkee]

@nolabels Yeah, pretty cool!

[MaddyJ]

Shorts, a tanktop, bikini under that, flip flops and sunglasses

[nolabels]

I'm wearing a SMILE.

I do have a pair of nipple pumps doing their jobs.

Are they attire, or are they tools?

No matter, they've done their work.

It's on to more fun.

[RobT312]

Just getting up, so I’m naked but putting on a pair of bikini briefs

[DrewJohnson]

Undershirt, a thong, slacks and a button up shirt.

[Bustychick]

About to get naked

[harry000300]

But I'd love to know what im gonna be taking off

[Bustychick]

Wearing a blue bra and panties

[harry000300]

I better see them 😏

[FunkyMonkee]

Can I help?

[FunkyMonkee]

I'll SEE your bra and panties and raise you... well, you'll SEE what it raises when you take `em off! Get ready to salute!

[FunkyMonkee]

Thanks! Are those yours?

[Bustychick]

@FunkyMonkee Yes

[FunkyMonkee]

Nice!!

[Bustychick]

@FunkyMonkee You like them? :)

[FunkyMonkee]

Yes! What size?

[CrimsonAngel09]

Clothes.

[FunkyMonkee]

A t-shirt.

[FunkyMonkee]

Same as before but with loose stretch pants, shoes, socks and underwear.

[Wise4myage]

I am naked.

[najekim]

Nude.