If you have a warning vest that best describes you, what will it say?

[Pinay_ako]

[Leapfrog00]

"Shy introvert, but far from weak." and in smaller letters, "If you're a stupid person who believes they know more than me, do not talk to me!" People mistake my kindness for weakness all the time, and then the stupid ones get insulted when they don't understand what I"M saying! And people wonder why the human race is doomed!

[Reorx]

Leave me alone.

[CrimsonAngel09]

Quiet but a fun filled lollipop triple dipped in psycho.

[Pinay_ako]

Snap snap snap 🫰

[Christsdisciple15]

Cripplingly Insecure

[ObscuredBeyond]

What a shame. So far, I've been led to believe the opposite about you, but I guess you have to put up some sort of de defense to keep the mosquitoes away. About the only vest I'd really like is a bulletproof one, because where I work, some of these customers are high and/ or drunk, and you never totally know what they're gonna do.

[BoopBoopBeep]

I thought that said "warMing vest" and I thought "Oh how cuddly, I would like to be one that is on a rescue kitten, so it will likely say 'reserved for rescue kittens' on it"... then I read closer...

[elizamichale1]

Mine would be like this

[nawtee_me]

lol.

[elizamichale1]

@nawtee_me yea i can't stand tht

[nawtee_me]

@elizamichale1 I just wished I lived in the same country as you. I would most certainly stop by your work and buy you a drink.

[elizamichale1]

@nawtee_me awww thanks honey😘😘

[RavVid]

I have a warning T shirt that says I am not politically correct if people have the wit to interpret.

[NamerOfStars]

"Don't bite me, I'm not real". I saw that on a piece of plastic fruit once, and thought I needed it on a shirt; a vest would work just as well.

[Sonorous]

Coping with Hyperacusis Ear Sensitivity: Requesting Gentle Volume Adjustment

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

Don’t get too close, gets attached too easily 🤣

[exitseven]

Biohazard

[OfMiceandMen]

I'm a friendly my vest would say:

Pet often and feed treats. 😜

[Andres77]

Very generous.

if you ask for it, you’re gonna get it.

[exitseven]

Can I have ten bucks?

[Andres77]

@exitseven
Sure, it’s hidden in the back forty.
Good luck…😉

[AviatorTom]

Caution... Wearer may be OLD but everything STILL WORKS

[MementoMori777]

I think a bullet proof vest would speak for itself, ima keep one in my car along with a first aid kit, that blood clogging spray works wonders lol

[Billlewis]

'Warning -- this wimp may ask to kiss your feet'

[dolemite58]

must have mexican food regularly or will faint 🤣

[Andres77]

And micheladas?

[dolemite58]

@Andres77 no way, id rather just have a modelo negra

[Andres77]

I know a place where you can get a Michelada with beer if your choice, including Modelo Negra, and it comes with big fat all around the rim of the glass

[Christoff92]

Don't mess with the bad guy 😊

[Jersey2]

Warning: Does not care what your think pr about your feewings.

[Rollingstones84]

I'm shy and may come across as uninterested at first, but keep with me

[WhiteBoyChill]

It would literally just say “idgaf, please leave me alone”

[WhiteBoyChill]

So yeah, pretty much the same as you tbh 😘

[Lost42]

I need one that says, " I am not above slapping a bitch!"

[mandyfire98]

Very very friendly, might hump leg though.

[richardcory]

Cognitive hazard

[slatyb]

Watch out for the TMI.

[Yannishka]

Logical Honest Observer.

[Sparkie460]

Mine would say " I can't fix stupid ".

[Jamie05rhs]

Mine would probably say "judgy.". Lol

[MysticDevice]

It would just say "NERD" in all caps.

[tfan1]

I’m a Masturbator 😉

[Staximus]

For emergency use only

[the_sinner]

battery saver mode - on

[eagle1951]

Do Not Cross the Line

[sheenagwapa]

under God's guidance

[dreamstar72]

Be warned

[Fuentes]

Fuck off lol

[CassandraSpender]

Bites

[LavLavLuv]

Spicy level 9999