How far can you walk in a meat coat?

The photo shows a man in a meat suit. It looks warm, practical, yet still stylish and sexy. But unfortunately meat has a small draw back, it's delicious. So in your area how far could you walk in a meat coat?
How far can you walk in a meat coat?
I'd be chased by stray dogs
I'd be mugged for my meat
Flys would fly after me
I'd make the local bears very happy
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How far can you walk in a meat coat?
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