Your family got you a +$1K NON-REFUNDABLE gift certificate for your 65th birthday to get your tattoos retouched. How do you react?

Here are the caveats:

The gift certificate (at whatever amount) covers EVERYTHING as they bought it with the expectation you would get it ALL retouched.

The expense is no big deal and your family can easily afford it

You're healthy & no problems other than your skin is older & it's faded

You have plenty of spare time to do this as you're retired

You've NEVER mentioned retouching them. Not even once but you have said that you're happy & satisfied with what you've got

Your kids, grandkids, SO, whatever also have tattoos ranging from small, hlack single digits tattoos all the way to multiple full color large intricate pieces

Your not poor & could've done this yourself no problem

The ONLY parlor & ink master you trust is alive & still n business

Your SO signed off on the idea thinking it's a great idea

WTF? WTAF? I like them just the way they are!! Morons!
How incredibly thoughtful! TY!!
Err... Umm... Thanks as you break a molar from clenching
OMG! I don't know!! Here's my concerns...
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Your family got you a +$1K NON-REFUNDABLE gift certificate for your 65th birthday to get your tattoos retouched. How do you react?
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