Does anyone else LOVE drunk croquet?!?!?

[Swampwater]

if you don't know what croquet is, check the link at the bottom. if you DO know what croquet is, then you'll know it's EFFING amazing. it's especially fun to play when you're p*ss ass drunk! LONG LIVE CROQUET.

Warning: Injuries sustained from croquet mallets hurt sooo bad the morning after

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Guys who play croquet are soooo sexy and manly mmmmm

Girl who play croquet are hotter than supermodels and smarter than librarians.

I am only attracted to martians.

[cun7n1nja]

Croquet f.ucking owns. Drunken croquet sounds even better. Too bad my grandma is the only person I know with a croquet set, hahaha. "Hey, um, grandma? Can I borrow your croquet set? No no, I can't use it at your house, I'm having a party... I need to borrow it. I promise I'll return it in perfect condition. WHAT? NO, of course we won't be drinking! It's uhhh, a tea party! Errrr..." Yeah, that would go over so well. =P

[Swampwater]

Your words are a resiliant symphony of truth to me; so beautiful that I wept while reading.

unfotunatly, when I returned my grandma's croquet set it was covered in a transparent goo that smelled of lima beans.

[cun7n1nja]

Oh dear... I hope she's like my grandma and doesn't actually USE her croquet set then, and won't notice this goo. =/

[Enideqa]

I think that the game itself seems pretty cool, could be fun. Do I think that guys or girls who play it are soo sexy, I don't know. The people I have seen who play are all a little old. So not sure.