Why did the chicken cross the road?

Kati11

Xper 5 Age: 32

What's your explanation?

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Zsohm Follow
Xper 4 Age: 32 , mho 76%

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it's a chicken; I'm not sure they have the intelligence to know anything past what is instinctively a threat or the best mate, what to eat, where there is shelter.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares it's a chicken. . .

that's my explanation: it doesn't matter why because its only one chicken. if it was like a few hundred of them all at the same time then it might be something at least mildly interesting to find out

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KarKingJack Follow
Xper 3 Age: 32 , mho 44%

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Cos there was a strip club on the side he was on.

Eyyyyyyy, get it? Get it?

I mean, chickens just aren't into that sort of thing. They have a good, christian upbringing.

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KarenW Follow
Xper 5 Age: 35 , mho 71%

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So I could run over it with my car and make a delicious chicken soup from fresh chicken.

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- KarenW
  
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  So the user MileyCyrus
  
  could pretend to be a chicken as well.
  
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- marijoanna
  
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  ^^damn, that's exactly what I was going to say
  
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tessamarie Follow
Xper 6 Age: 43 , mho 69%

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because there's happy hour on the other side... he can taste that bluemoon already

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LackusDeltacus Follow
Xper 4 Age: 34 , mho 45%

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Because it was cross the road or walk past KFC

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Disputin_Rasputin Follow
Xper 3 Age: 35 , mho 48%

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Who's to say that it wasn't the road that crossed the chicken?

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ImSoSozzled Follow
Guru Age: 34 , mho 69%

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I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives questioned.

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AnavelJay Follow
Xper 6 Age: 35 , mho 44%

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He was told not too...

and he wanted to be hardcore

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- MileyCyrus
  
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  OMG I love this answer lol
  
  =] <3
  
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- Sara-D
  
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  lmao that was an awesome answer
  
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sovetskii13 Follow
Master Age: 35 , mho 39%

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Because it saw the love of its life on the other side.

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pawan_jasoria Follow
Explorer Age: 36 , mho 47%

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Because chicken just saw something interesting across the road.

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guywithellaanswers Follow
Xper 6 Age: 31

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that "muhf***a" figured it was the right thing to do

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ihatework Follow
Guru Age: 34 , mho 38%

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the voices in his head said too

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MileyCyrus Follow
Xper 4 Age: 33

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I think it was because there was a sexy hen on the other side

=] <3

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ambermarie Follow
Xper 5 Age: 34 , mho 43%

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to get to your mom LOL

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TwistedLogic Follow
Yoda Age: 35 , mho 52%

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She saw a co*k on the other side. xD

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MandMandM Follow
Xper 6 Age: 53 , mho 50%

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Because the c0ck told it to cluck off

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BerryCherry Follow
Xper 3 Age: 39 , mho 39%

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To get to the other side...

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Leeni Follow
Xper 4 Age: 34 , mho 65%

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Because the grass was greener on the other side.

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mike5150 Follow
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625 opinions shared on Flirting topic.

The chicken is trying to commit sucide

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Anonymous
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he wanted to be bad*ss and j-walk

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Anonymous
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Because Satan told it to.

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Anonymous
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to avoid the chicken farm

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Anonymous
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Because it wanted to get away from you. (kidding)

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EddyMetal Follow
Xper 4 Age: 33

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No reason.

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Pawsgirl Follow
Xper 5 Age: 32

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Because IT FELT LIKE IT.;)

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JustDance Follow
Xper 4 Age: 36 , mho 46%

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BUCK AWWW!

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internet_guy Follow
Yoda Age: 40

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the chicken is blind

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