Do you enjoy double entendres?

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

My girlfriend and I really enjoy them and exchange them often.
What about you?

[SueShe]

Being a single girl, I do not enjoy them at all since they have most of the time a sexual connotation.

It seems that people are afraid to tell what they really mean and need to use those sentences with double meaning in an attempt to get access to the girl or the other gender.

It only shows that people really have nothing but sex in mind and are not able to hold a decent conversation without hinting at something sexual, even to those that are not interested in hearing them or worse, children and minors.

It is just plain a lack of respect towards those that would prefer to use correct vocabulary or are not into sexual game plays.

Furthermore, I wonder if those expressions used in the presence of minors could not be considered as sexual harassment and possibly even a hint of pedophilia.

I think I will go over my law books and see what article of law those double entendre infringe.

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

Of course it's something only to be used with romantic partners, and not random people.

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

And obviously it's done in private.

[Erikus12]

@Jean-Marie_Céline understand she's trolling you

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

@Erikus12 I'm not sure

[Erikus12]

@Jean-Marie_Celine she is.

[SueShe]

@Erikus12 not trolling at all.

Just my 2 feet well planted on the floor and checking all legal implementation that kind of double meaning can have when people don't pay attention how they express themselves in presence of minors.

Since no conditions were given in the question, I always assume the worst case scenario. In all my replies. Go ahead and check them if you wish.

[Erikus12]

@SueShe you basically treated him like a potential criminal or offender and he still liked your answer.
Get a grip.

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

I thought it was obvious it's something done between romantic partners in private.

[Erikus12]

@Jean-Marie_Cèline it is but @SueShe either had to troll or go SJW on you. And you still liked her answer. Get a grip.

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

@Erikus12 I don't think she meant that.

[SueShe]

I think you should perhaps go once to a primary school, college or university again, see and witness by yourself how (mostly) guys use those phrases with double meanings.

And you will find them in all classes of society and in all events where 2 or more people meet and have "fun". That is unfortunately the sad truth.

I could give you numerous examples where at a party the conversation degenerated, even in the presence of children and those were subjected to this type of talks.

People don't even realize it anymore. It has become so common to sexualize every topic of conversation.

[Erikus12]

@SueShe and that's true and I agree with you.
It just irks me you felt the need to attack @Jean-Marie_Celine and he still liked your answer.
Because we men are all rapists, right?

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

@Erikus12 Again, I don't think she meant to attack me.

[Erikus12]

@Jean-Marie_Celine get the point christ.
Girl basically called you a pedo and a rapist and you still defend her? Really?

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

@Erikus12 I don't think that's what happened.

[SueShe]

@Erikus12 You can tell me in all honesty that when you are together with male friends of yours, having a few too many beers and want to impress girls, you don't use those sentences with double meaning?

Please, be honest and if you can tell me that you have never witnessed guys (or girls) talking like that, then I apologize for my statement.

You, at age 42 have probably witnessed more of those than I ever did but you cannot tell me that people do not use those outside their bedroom.

If you watch (or have watched) any stand up comedy in the past 20 years, you are confronted with them since they are the base of that type of entertainment.

[Erikus12]

@Jean-Marie_Celine wake up you autist.

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

@Erikus12 Really?

[Erikus12]

@SueShe I already told you I agree with you.
What set me off is you accusing this guy just for the sake of accusing and completely disregarding his answer. And he keeps defending you.

[SueShe]

@Erikus12 Make yourself a favor and read the part of my reply again

"... those expressions used in the presence of minors could not be considered as sexual harassment and possibly even a hint of pedophilia"

I am not implying that the asker is a pedophile but merely stating that those expressions spoken in the presence of children could be regarded as pedophilia. That is a big difference, no?

[Erikus12]

@Jean-Marie_Céline besides weren't you the clown who hates sex and doesn't want to have it? Pffft.

[Erikus12]

@SueShe it doesn't seem to me. It just seems you are two clowns.

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

@Erikus12 That's really uncalled for.

[SueShe]

@Erikus12 Is it really necessary to get hot headed because someone is a gentleman and does try to see both sides of the medal.

It seems that you just refuse to admit that those type of conversations are the rule of any social gathering.

Where is your problem?

[Erikus12]

@Jean-Marie_Celine just kys, you asexual clown.

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

@Erikus12 What does that mean?

[Erikus12]

@SueShe It's the problem of degenerate society and subhumans honestly. In companies of right people this doesn't happen. But you'll always miss my point.

[SueShe]

@Erikus12 I see that a normal conversation with you seems futile. You have your ideas well anchored.

I am sorry that this conversation took that turn.

I never intended to call anyone a pedophile but only make you aware of all possible implications that such conversations may have in the presence of children.

[Erikus12]

@SueShe do like @Jean-Marie_Celine and kys both, you'll make the world free of two subhumans. I'm done here.

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

@Erikus12 What's that supposed to mean? Now you are starting to pissing me off.

[SueShe]

@Erikus12 And you want me to believe that you never laughed at those type of jokes? That you did not find the one or other interesting or that you walked away when they were told?

How would your reaction have been if a child wanted to know what you were laughing at because the child did not understand? Would you have said that it is nothing important or only for adults?

Now assume that one person would tell the child the real meaning of that joke with double sense.

What would you think of that person? How would you qualify him/her?

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

@SueShe Naturally I meant it as something to be done in private and with romantic partners, not out in the street or in presence of minors.

[Erikus12]

@Jean-Marie_Celine yeah sure. You are a just a fat, dickless leech who understands nothing and refuses sex with his girlfriend because he's a closeted faggot.
@SueShe you are a subhuman SJW with a hate mentality who attacks people for no particular reason.

Ergo two cockroaches who need to die.

[Erikus12]

If Hitler had won we'd not have people like you two pestering around.

[SueShe]

Right, I get your message and apologize if I put you in an uncomfortable situation.

I know for a fact that those double meaning phrases are an anchored part of society behavior even outside the bedroom unfortunately.

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

@Erikus12 That's it, I think you really overstayed your welcome.

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

@SueShe Don't worry, I understood what you meant. It's someone else who misunderstood and got really offensive.

[SueShe]

@Erikus12 I see that from your reply I am correct in my assumption and that a serious conversation with you is futile.

You have no arguments to defend your cause or sustain your position and you know that I am right.

As for trolling, I am really wondering...

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

@SueShe he's blocked now. It's not the first time he acts like that, he's a declared Nazi sympathizer.

[SueShe]

I will refrain from answering your questions as of now, just to avoid such kind of misunderstanding.

My apologies. I always go to the bottom of a question that I think can be conflicting.

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

@SueShe You are free of answering if you wish to 👍.
It's the kind of individual I just booted out that caused the misunderstanding and it's in the wrong.

[SueShe]

Thanks for the MHO on this very controversial subject.

Honestly I don't deserve it as I went way overboard with my statement!

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

Yous was one of the most complete, reasoned and thoughtful answers, so of course it was going to be MHO.

Again, I'm sorry that someone had to intervene so rudely and without civility.

[SueShe]

If you look at the number of upvotes/downvotes I got on that subject, that could be a real double entendre.

2 girls/4 guys in favor and 4 girls/2 guys against ;-)

It seems that girls are more in favor of double meanings than guys.

Allez savoir pourquoi!

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

True I noticed.
I admit I put this question IRL to my girlfriend and my older sister and they both answered they like them.
Although my girlfriend's opinion could be slightly biased since she already makes lots of double entendres and puns, and tells me to not "go queer on her" if I get embarrassed.

[SueShe]

That would be a slap in her face if you did. But I think you are too much of a gentleman to even give thought about it ;-)

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

I never hit her nor ever will, even if she hits me sometimes.

[SueShe]

What did I say. You are from a rare breed and on the verge of extinction.

[StingRayxoxo]

Yessss I do.

[OlderAndWiser]

I love speaking "in code" with double entendres!

[OlderAndWiser]

Thanks for MHO!

[Lance1965]

Yes I do. My girlfriend is a expert at them.

[bolverk]

If you really like double entendres and your fluent in English try the 'Carry On' series of films, be warned though the if your are 'politically correct' these films will offend your sensibilities because they are not 'politically correct' in any way shape or form.

[reptocarl]

A couple of my favorite songs are double entendres both by The Who. Squeezebox and Love Rein Oer Me. Check them out

[GuidoThePizzaMaker]

I almost never use them. I am very straightforward and forthcoming
Flirting and Double entendres are not my strong points

[Anonymous]

Yes! It’s one of the things I have done here and nobody has ever caught it!

[CaptainSmartass]

If you want a double entendre, I'd be more than happy to give you one...

Simples...

[HeyThere94]

For sure both my fiancée and myself are super kinky

[Drumlin2001]

Not sure what you mean. Can you give me one?

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

Example - My girlfriend smokes a lot and I complain about it.
Our banter:
Me - "You should smoke less, you are always with a cigarette in your mouth"
Her - "Yeah because you'd rather put something else in my mouth..."
And we both laugh.

[FatherJack]

Yes , used in banter !!

[Tigarian]

At some level of friendship

[Tyffen]

Uhm... Double what?

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

Double entendres - they are subtle sexual innuendos.

[Tyffen]

Oh... Yeah, that's probably fun 😂

[SongBird3]

Yess lol

[Arielbubble]

Yes I do too

[Erikus12]

Of course.

[NovissimumVirorum]

Love them

[Magicman32]

Cool

[Secretgardenblood]

What's the mean

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

They are subtle sexual innuendos and jokes.

[Wowgirl30q]

I'm not a plumber, but I know how to lay pipe...

[Secretgardenblood]

Oh I see

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

@Wowgirl30q That's what I meant!

[ChiTown33]

I don't get it. If you're good at laying pipe why don't you become a plumber? Does it not pay well enough

[Wowgirl30q]

I know😄

[Anonymous]

I'm not sure