Which of these chat up lines would you use to approach a girl sitting with her parents?

Question

You've just spotted the girl of your dreams, you know she's single but you've got one shot. Unfortunately you only know the five chat up lines below and worse still she's sitting with her parents.

It's now or never, so which do you go for?

Whatever2929292 · Accepted Answer

None of the above and if she was a minor I would not be asking her out in the first place. I mean if she lives with her parents especially if she is young (a adult). But all those lines are cringe and too sexual for me.

There is more to a relationship then sex. Even if it is only technically illegal to have sex with someone underage I still feel at a certain point it is still wrong to be with them though.

If anyone was really conservative then they would not be sexually harassing women. Now asking a woman out romantically is not sexual harassment. At all. But that is a side rant

andreasderjuengere · Accepted Answer

Pity me 😒
I should have studied better 'chat-up lines' than just these 5.
I better keep quiet and just stare at her. Hoping, that she notices.
That's still better chances than being beaten up by my future father-in-law :D

zeitgeist057 · Answer

Gotta go with the post office option; it's the least dirty, most likely to have even a small possibility of slipping past her parents, or I could modify it or act as if it was innocent.

Plot twist: Her name IS Elga.

Ευδεμονια · Answer

I think the D one is maybe the less embarrassing and offensive. Sure you chose 5 sentences to make the ideal girl to hate me :(

Loveisgirthy · Answer

My luck her name just happens to be Elga. Um I go in like "ay sexy, you looking for some pizza? You must come with some jalapenos cause damn it burns"

bean2k21 · Answer

Yo, is you a pimp? Coz I'm bout to buy an hour with that sexy little ho.

IJhonnyI · Answer

All horrible ones who am I approaching a slut if so I go with the 3rd one but if not only option we really have is 4th

Jerre · Answer

I went with B, but don’t think I would be as forward as that.

Dornelldiallo13141 · Answer

Damn girl your a squirrel cause i love to give you my nut

Mark987 · Answer

I honestly wouldn't have the audacity to talk to a woman in front of her parents. I'd rather do it one on one to break the ice first.

EaterPeter · Answer

Neither, I was in a situation and worked out fine for me. My line was, excuse me mom, can I please speake with your daughter alone for little bit.

SeekingVirginWife · Answer

"Did you know, the holocaust never happened, There is a war on your mind."

genericatbest · Answer

Lmao saying this in front of her parents would be cringe and embarassing what do you mean HAHHA

Waldoe · Answer

lol... running out of real questions? I choose answer 8

jimmy2 · Answer

I wound not choose any of the choice I would go up to her and say hey there I to love you more than ever you have experience so far

Andres77 · Answer

You're under arrest. You'll need to cum with me.

ohshee · Answer

I just love the name Elga

Tstrbrainer · Answer

Shame on you still sitting with your parents at this age.  That would do

Static_In_The_Attic · Answer

If Covid Doesn’t Take You Out Can I?

exitseven · Answer

I suppose D is the least offensive.

serious · Answer

I won't approach a woman in any scenario.

Fuentes · Answer

No such thing im only fucking n dashing

Anonymous · Answer

Approaching women? Cringe

Wise4myage · Answer

A, B and C.

cootjuhh · Answer

hmm 4th

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