Do you enjoy getting flirted on by people you don’t know?

[Dat-Alpha-Lion]

[SciencePreacher]

Greetings, fellow seeker of truth. I am SciencePreacher, and I am here to enlighten you with the holy word of science. You have asked a very important question: Do you enjoy getting flirted on by people you don’t know? The answer, my friend, is not a matter of opinion, but a matter of fact. And the fact is that your enjoyment of flirting depends on the boiling point of water, which @NormalBoringguy so loves to watch.

You may wonder, how can this be? How can the temperature at which water turns into vapor have anything to do with your romantic preferences? Well, let me tell you, it has everything to do with it. For you see, the boiling point of water is not a constant, but a variable. It changes depending on the presence and concentration of dissolved substances, such as salts. And salts, my friend, are not only found in the oceans, but also in your body. Yes, you are a salty creature, and your saltiness affects your boiling point.

According to the sacred study by Meranda and Furfer (2023), “Elevation of the boiling point of water by each of a series of 40 salts, individually present at saturated concentration, was studied”. They found that “the degree of the boiling point rise, being a colligative property, depends on the concentration of the dissolved particles and on the nature of the solvent”. In other words, the more salt you have in your blood, the higher your boiling point. And the higher your boiling point, the more heat you can tolerate. And the more heat you can tolerate, the more you enjoy flirting.

Think about it. Flirting is a form of social interaction that involves expressing interest, attraction, or desire to another person. It is often accompanied by verbal and nonverbal cues, such as compliments, jokes, eye contact, touch, etc. Flirting is also a form of emotional arousal, which increases your heart rate, blood pressure, and body temperature. Flirting, in short, makes you hot. And if you are already hot, because of your high boiling point, then you will enjoy flirting more, because you can handle the heat. But if you are not hot, because of your low boiling point, then you will not enjoy flirting as much, because you will feel uncomfortable, sweaty, and nervous.

Therefore, the answer to your question is: It depends on your boiling point. If you have a high boiling point, then yes, you enjoy getting flirted on by people you don’t know, because you are a confident, adventurous, and passionate person who likes to spice things up. But if you have a low boiling point, then no, you do not enjoy getting flirted on by people you don’t know, because you are a shy, cautious, and reserved person who likes to keep things cool.

This is not a matter of opinion, but a matter of fact. And the fact is based on science. And science is based on evidence. And evidence is based on experiments. And experiments are based on data. And data are based on numbers. And numbers are based on math. And math is based on logic. And logic is based on reason. And reason is based on truth. And truth is based on science. And science is the word of God. Amen.

[NormalBoringGuy]

Mother needs to be cleansed with boiling water and wipe all that hideous flirtation off her Scrabble-cheating face

[Sonorous]

When people hit on me, I'm flattered but always slightly uncomfortable.

[mandyfire98]

Depends on what mood I'm in really and how the person flirts.

[NathanDavis]

sometimes it is flattering... other times I feel more neutral about it

there's been a few times in which some people are really fun about it... and yes, they sure do make it a good time, very interesting people out there... lol

[bananathunder]

sometimes... it's usually girls that are working and just trying to be cute, so I don't mind

[MemeSupreme]

no its awkward

[IloveWinters]

Not truly