What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever done to tease your partner/SO?

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OfMiceandMen · Accepted Answer

I asked her out to have a romantic picnic for the two on my sailboat. She was about 10 years younger than I was at the time and we always made passing comments/joked about the age difference.

Anyway, I anchored in the bay and I pulled out my charcuterie board from down in the fridge that I prepared and poured myself a glass of wine. I then proceeded to take a lunchable and a drinking box of apple juice out of the picnic basket for her.

She looked at me strangely, like WTF, and I said, I'm just trying to appeal to an age appropriate picnic.

I then placed the lunchable and juice box back in the basket and pushed the board over to share and poured her a glass of wine too.

Chazmatazz269 · Accepted Answer

In MY opinion…
I took a picture of my nuts, which only included a glimpse of my arsehole by sheer luck, and saved it to her home screen on her phone. I laughed so hard i thought i might actually die!
I couldn’t have wished for a better result! She was going to show a coworker something on her phone….
It took the two of them, both nurses, more than a few moments to understand what they were looking at. HAHAHAHA!
I laughed just as hard when she told me that story! Honestly, because she was laughing just as hard, i thought i’d marry that one.

Laciejordan · Accepted Answer

It isn't my story but a friend of mine on here. A few months ago he told a story of how his wife was ignoring him, because knowing him, he was probably being annoying, so he told his wife he "should have taken his families advice and married" her sister. She replied, "I should have taken my families advice and married your brother! He's certainly better in bed!" That's the dynamic of their relationship lol... he always said she's a very witty girl.

Kayla45 · Accepted Answer

My husband had whipped cream on his face after eating a key lime pie, it was cute…. So I leaned in all curious like….

He looks at me suspiciously… I kiss him on the cheek by his lips where the cream resides.. I notice his eyes widen, naturally I giggle to myself and he has the BIGGEST red flushed face I’ve ever seen him with before.

It was the most adorable thing I’ve ever witnessed him do. ❤️😁

OlderAndWiser · Answer

I don’t remember because i very rarely tease my partner. I have been teased unkindly in the past, and i really dislike teasing, so i try not to do it to my partner. Golden Rule!

Telekinetic-Potato · Answer

Pretend like I don't realise she's flirting with me.

One memory I'm fond of was this girl and I were in my car one night and I wanted to take a picture of us and she's like " no you need to do it tomorrow when I don't look like shit, I look like shit right now"

And I just tilted my head, paused for a second and was like "but you always look like this, when am I supposed to get my fucking picture?"

Her reaction was both violent and priceless. We still laugh about it. Or at least we did a couple years ago.

Phoenix98 · Answer

Told my first girlfriend I loved her for the first time. I wasn’t teasing her though I was being serious.

But what was hilarious about it was her sister texted me after I said it and said she was doing her happy dance and freaking out. And her happy dance was some sort of weird chicken dance like thing. I laughed pretty hard at that just because at how goofy it was. Then proceed to tease her about it.

Stef12 · Answer

I connected my photo to her tv with Chromecast. I left to go home. And at the bus stop down the street I realised my phone could still connect. She was trying to watch tv and the bum bum song came on. Then lesbian porn. She She kept changing channels and breaking the connection but I kept reconnecting and playing more videos. She doesn't understand technology and didn't know what was happening. I was pissing myself.

worldscolide · Answer

My wife is short. Like 5 foot 5. One time when she was trying to get something up high, she reached for it and made cute squeaking noises, while looking at me with a pouting face. I bring that up occasionally cause it's funny and cute and endearing.

RingOfFire · Answer

Hmmm... Have to think about that one.

One thing I remember is that I used to hide her shoes. She couldn't figure out what was happening to them and looked all over the place until I couldn't take it anymore started laughing so hard and gave them to her. And I did it with other stuff like her hair brush, her cosmetics and so on. I was really sneaky about it so she couldn't figure out that I hid it. 👹

MisterWack · Answer

I’ve done so many teases I can’t remember the funniest, though if one comes to mind I’ll put it as a reply to my own answer.

abc3643 · Answer

I don't actually. Not in the practical joke sort of way.

MicahRaine · Answer

Pick her up and curl her to tease her about being smaller 😂 And she teases me about being ticklish even in bed 😅 there's no escape for me unless I can make a space treaty

sirderpsalot123 · Answer

She brought home a box of donuts and I took a bite out of each donut.

TonyMetal___86 · Answer

Sorry miss dish can't answer cause i don't have a partner or SO 😏

NathanDavis · Answer

funniest to me? told her something to her ear, right at the dinner with her parents, lmao was funny because I didn't know it would actually affect her that much, and the way it did... lol

andreasderjuengere · Answer

The most recent one: the Missus often is unnecessarily tough on the grandson who lives with us. (both are Thai and English isn't their language) Now see the 6 year old respond with: " Relax, baby "

Sambobelfast5163 · Answer

Went out a forest walk with her two friends and I was just wearing shorts with no boxer shorts under.

elizamichale1 · Answer

Tht i was ready to have another kid

MrGSpotHer · Answer

I've no idea my memory is terrible...

Jay-_- · Answer

I don't remember😱

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