What's the funniest thing you and your girl or guy did together?

[sage2021]

Precious moments...

[FunkyMonkee]

I don't know but, off the top of my head, I guess I'd say it was the night we went to see Ringo Starr. He was playing at this place that was WAAAYYY out in the boonies!! It's nearly an hour's drive from here so, not very many people went to the show. Our tickets were about 12 or 15 rows from the stage but, because there were o many open seats, once the show started, Ringo told us all to come closer to the stage so, we got front row seats.
About half way into the show, he started to sing, "Photograph". My girlfriend and I were standing up and I sang the first line of the song to her and then kissed her. When I turned back to the stage, there was Ringo with a big smile on his face pointing straight at us!
Other than that, I'd have to say t was one of the times she ate chick peas. She didn't warn me about their effect on her! They give her the deadliest farts you could ever wanna smell!! And they're all SBD's!! (Silent But Deadly) So, I never even knew when I was about to suffer a direct hit! When she started floating those air biscuits and I got a whiff of that horrendous stench I started making all kinds of jokes about the smell!! The walls and ceiling in that place used to be white!! Some of the curtains got singed!! The first time she did this around me, for some reason, she got up, walked out the front door and went down to the back yard to air out but never told me anything about why or where she was going. After a few minutes, I was wondering what happened to her so, I went outside to look for her and eventually found her out back. It was pretty easy to find her, I just had to follow the trail of dead birds and squirrels leading down to the back yard. I'm not sure if it was the smell that killed them or the radioactivity. It was the first time I'd ever seen a green sky!! When I got down there, there was a herd of skunks with gas masks waving little white flags! They were begging her for lessons!! They were praising her! They thought she was their queen! She absolutely destroyed the toilet the next time she went!

[sage2021]

@FunkyMonkee
Ya know, I do believe that you are becoming quite the comedian lately 🤗.
Did you read mine? Please do ok?

[FunkyMonkee]

Thank you! I try. Did you ever hear any of the comedy records I did?
Where IS yours?

[sage2021]

@FunkyMonkee
Nope! How would I listen to your comedy records?

[FunkyMonkee]

Well, here's the only one I've released, so far.
https://youtu.be/CNpkOMEgLJg

[WhiteSteve]

I’m really, really bad at riding rollercoasters. It’s not a fear thing, it’s a stomach thing. I’m very sensitive to being flipped around, so I have spend most of the ride fighting off the nausea. My lady likes them, so I’ll agree to ride one of the easy ones with her when we go to any kind of fair or carnival.

It’s sort of become a tradition to do one of the rides that snaps a picture of you at the moment of the big drop, and I’ll drop $10 and buy a copy. So we have a couple pictures from this one ride…. in both, there are two random kids seated with us all probably 14 or less. They’re all smiles. My girlfriend is very pretty, so she looks like she’s modeling, hair blowing in the window, big smile. Then there’s me…. eyes squeezed shut, jaw clenched, chin tucked so it looks like I have two of them, desperately trying not to throw up🤢

I really should just stay off them altogether, but for these pictures, I’ll make an exception as long as I’m on an empty stomach😂

[AutumnSerenity]

Speak to each other in the tone & accent of a Jersey woman who has smoked her whole life. Lots of Seltzer water requests.

[sage2021]

@AutumnSerenity
May I ask where you got the idea to do this.
My then boyfriend and I used to do the same thing. It was so funny. We even gave each other names and used a New Jersey accent. This would go on for hours.
🤗 I was Lola and he was Nick and our last name was Taranova.
😎 We acted like we had kids, Nick Jr. And our daughter Areola.
We used to have so much fun doing it. He would talk exactly like he was from New Jersey and say things in that accent "Hey Lola, how about you's gettin' off your Soap Box Opra and come er to your Nick"?
Just wanted to share, thanks.
Lola

[AutumnSerenity]

My husband likes to do a lot of accents. He’s a goofball. It was his idea.

[lorenzomichael]

We went to this nice place to have brunch in Newport Beach. And when we got there there was this homosexual checking me out. It made me feel real uncomfortable I asked the waitress can she tell him to stop looking at me? She said that that would be discrimination. So my wife told me I should just change her seats. I said to her, why so you can check out my ass? Let's just be cool and have lunch and will be gone she says. So we ordered our drinks and took a look at the menu. I excuse myself to go to the men's room and when I came out my wife was in that guy's face threatening to kick his ass for looking at me as I walked by. I started laughing and drug her away to our table. Asking her what happened to be being cool? She said fuck that! Then we were both asked to leave. So we pounded our drinks and left without paying.

[sage2021]

@lorenzomuchael
That's pretty cool 😎.
If that happened to my ex-husband he would have beat him to his core.
He hates them!! He's a really good looking guy, so when he would audition to play electric guitar and get in a band, the guys giving him the audition were gay. So they always would try to come on to him. That's why he would punch the guys that starred at him for the rest of his life. It's a creepy feeling when one of them wants sex with my husband.

[ArrowheadSW]

I think I was 24. I ordered two t-shirts that said "Beechnut Chewing Tobacco", and we would wear them when we went places. It showed that we were a "couple" because who else would wear something like that together... LOL

[Jennz6]

I’m not really sure

[Kelly6]

That hard to pick

[Kelly6]

@sage2021
I think my funniest thing is that I was looking for clothes in mall while my hubby started fucking me from behind

[LovePuss-69]

dance and sex