Seduce my boss?

[Anonymous]

I may or may not have a little crush on my boss!

He's a sweet guy and not bad to look at. Admittedly my mind wanders.

I have done some flirting and it's all been well received. But I definitely want to take it a step further.

Gentlemen any tips on a seducing my boss?

Some things to know:

He is single 😂 I'm not a homewrecker...

He's A manager, but not technically my boss. And I know the employee guidelines don't quite say it's a no go.

I, unfortunately, wear a uniform so dressing sexy isn't really an option. Otherwise he'd have had an eyeful 👀 of cleavage already and I wouldn't be here.

This isn't an office setting so I can't corner him in his office 😂

There's only a bit of required contact in the daily unless I see him in passing or if I go to him. I work in a specific section and he's kinda mobile throughout the building, but easy to find.

Workplace "romance" is kinda new territory for me. So here I am.

And go!!!

Updates

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Let me say. I have some HR training with our company. I know the guidelines and I know how our company handles this type of activity.

[Anonymous]

Leave him alone. If he was smart he’d steer clear of you because when things don’t turn out right you’re going to be claiming he did all these things, that he came onto you, etc, etc. For those of you men who would go for something like this, stay away. Men are literally screwing their lives up over situations like this. Not worth your freedom, your finances, or your family.

[Asker]

Sounds like you assume I'm an awful person. Quite the opposite actually

[Opinion Owner]

No you do sound like an awful person. If you asked about trying to date him I’d think differently. But you’re talking about something else.

[Asker]

Because 2 adult sharing private moments is insane? 2 single adults at that

[Opinion Owner]

No you’re just bad news. Leave him alone.

[TallAnon]

Just keep it cool until you get a different manager

[Ngs54]

Don't be delusional, he will fire you when he gets bored of having sex with you, is this really the happy ending you are looking for?

[DryGermanGuy]

Another instance of FAFO in the making? 🤷‍♂️

[Asker]

Notice I said he isn't MY manager... So he can't fire me. And I'm not all that fond of my job right now. Currently looking for something new.

[Asker]

@DryGermanGuy that's literally what I want...

[DryGermanGuy]

Yeah, well… good luck then, I guess. 🤷‍♂️

[SamanthaStevenson]

I recommend watching The Secretary (2002)

[SamanthaStevenson]

Thanks for the MHO lol

[Anonymous]

Do you ever see this guy outside of work?

Do you live in the same area, or shop at the same grocery store, or anything like that?

Are you that confident that one look at your cleavage is all it would take? Is your cleavage that spectacular?

[Twodogs0525]

If you do have a fling, one of you will be looking for another job. I've been there and done that. I was the one that ended up quitting but we are married.

[Flower7]

And she still works there?

[Twodogs0525]

@Flower7 She quite two years ago. She's a mother now and works at home. We both couldn't be happier.

[Asker]

I'm looking for a new job right now.

[Twodogs0525]

That's good, because you definitely need a backup plan. As far as your update, there really isn't anything a company can do if you meet and start dating while on the job. It's none of their business. If it becomes a problem, they can make it an issue but legally, you can date whoever you want.

[Asker]

I'm saying if they "make it an issue" I'm fully aware of how they handle it.

[bowenw]

I suggest inviting him to do something simple outside of work, like going for coffee, lunch, or drinks, and see how he reacts.

[Staximus]

Managers get fired for screwing around with non-management. You're going to get him fired, don't be stupid.

[Asker]

You assume that I'm planning on staying there.

[Staximus]

So you don't care if you get him fired? You're a real piece of work

[Asker]

What I meant was. I wouldn't be working under him much longer. As in no longer his employee...
And I also noted I have HR training with our company. Oddly enough termination isn't the typical course of action, go figure.

[Staximus]

Termination is always the typical course of action when management fools around with people who are not management at the same company

[Asker]

Maybe where you're from?

But I've seen it over and over and over again. No repercussions for management and that non management employee is usually shuffled elsewhere.
So like I said
One of previous locations actually split up a pair only to stick both together again shortly there after.
So like I said, "termination isn't the typical course of action."

[Sebastian100]

I would recommend for now continue flirting and let him do the same

[In_Trance]

Don't fuck your coworkers. It never turns out the way you think it will

[Asker]

Dunno what you think I'm expecting.

[Merymare]

Stop being a pervert and leave him alone

[Asker]

Being attracted to someone makes me a pervert?

[jahaims]

Go to therapy

[Asker]

Been there. Quite sane but thank you.