Booze Toons: The perfect alcohol and Saturday Morning Cartoon combinations

Millennials love booze and classic cartoons. But, how about both mixed together? Here are a few cartoon and drink pairings.

Hey Arnold- Rusty Nail

Booze Toons: The perfect alcohol and Saturday Morning Cartoon combinations

Arnold is an old soul. He loves Smooth Jazz and lives with a bunch of elderly boarders. So this drink of Scotch Whiskey and Drambuie fit into the vibe of the show.

Doug-Screwdriver

Booze Toons: The perfect alcohol and Saturday Morning Cartoon combinations

A screwdriver is a sweet but bland beverage just like Doug. So this orange juice and Vodka combo is the right drink

Johnny Bravo-Long Island Iced Tea

Booze Toons: The perfect alcohol and Saturday Morning Cartoon combinations

Johnny Bravo is kind of a douche, kind of a bro. He’s a Long Island Iced Tea. It’s tacky, over the top, way too much. He’s clearly overcompensating for something and so is anyone who orders that drink. They’re going to smell like Axe body spray, and Johnny definitely smells that way. You roll your eyes at him all the time because he’s just so slimy.

Animaniacs-Hurricane

Booze Toons: The perfect alcohol and Saturday Morning Cartoon combinations

As destructive as they are, the name Hurricane would perfectly describe a drink to enjoy while watching them.

Dexter's Lab- Sonic Screwdriver

Booze Toons: The perfect alcohol and Saturday Morning Cartoon combinations

It's sciencey and a good fitting drink

Beavis and ButtHead- Sex on the Beac

Booze Toons: The perfect alcohol and Saturday Morning Cartoon combinations

They’re degenerate pervert idiots. What would these two dumb-dumbs go into a bar and order and think it was the funniest thing ever? *Beavis voice* “Huh huh. Can I get a, huh huh, Sex on the Beach? Huh huh huh.” I just imagine these guys seeing chicks and thinking the Sex on the Beach cocktail will get them laid.

Daria- Margarita

Booze Toons: The perfect alcohol and Saturday Morning Cartoon combinations

Salty on the outside, sweet on the inside

Rocko's Modern Life- Brown Cow

Booze Toons: The perfect alcohol and Saturday Morning Cartoon combinations

Rocko's BFF is a cow named Heffer who is also childish and sweet. Just like a Brown Cow. which is Kahlúa, milk and ice cream, garnished with nutmeg.

CatDog- Jack N Coke

Booze Toons: The perfect alcohol and Saturday Morning Cartoon combinations

Two classic combinations

Spongebob- Pina Colada

Booze Toons: The perfect alcohol and Saturday Morning Cartoon combinations

Because it's the obvious choice

Pinky and The Brain- Scotch on the rocks

Booze Toons: The perfect alcohol and Saturday Morning Cartoon combinations

A perfect drink for those who are trying to take over the world.

Ed Edd n Eddy- Tequila Shots

Booze Toons: The perfect alcohol and Saturday Morning Cartoon combinations

A simple drink for a simple cartoon

Pokemon- Sake Bomb

Booze Toons: The perfect alcohol and Saturday Morning Cartoon combinations

A classic Japanese drink and a classic Japanese Anime

King of the Hill-Boilermaker

Booze Toons: The perfect alcohol and Saturday Morning Cartoon combinations

A shot of Whiskey inside a glass of Lone Star Beer. A Texas Tradition.

Rugrats-Buttery Nipple

Booze Toons: The perfect alcohol and Saturday Morning Cartoon combinations

Baileys and butterscotch schnapps. It looks like Tommy's Shirt

Batman- Black Velvet

Booze Toons: The perfect alcohol and Saturday Morning Cartoon combinations

It’s Guinness and Champagne. There are two sides to the cocktail and two sides to the man. You have the gritty, street-level aspect, protecting the common man, which would be like your Guinness. And then you have the elite playboy billionaire who might drink Champagne at a party.

If you think about it, these drinks perfectly fit the personalities of each show. King of The Hill with a Texas Twang, Beavis and Butt-Head with a perverted and sophomoric vibe, and Hey Armold and a peaceful easy jazzy vibe.

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  • That was pretty funny but some were quite lacking. The jack and coke being brief was fine but for something like a sonic screwdriver, which im a bartender and I've never even heard of it (although to be fair I've never worked in a place where shit like that was popular.)

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  • This is the most original MyTake I've ever read. This better get MyTake of the month.

    But why you throwing shade on Johnny?

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  • I don't even drink alcohol and I agree with this 100%.
    Nicely done, good sir!

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  • This is great. I kinda thought you'd go with a salty dog for SpongeBob. Then I remembered that he lives in the Bikini Atol.

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  • Dude, couldn't agree more with all of these combos! Awesome myTake, made me laugh lots.

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  • That was interesting. I never heard of most of those beverages.

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  • Bojack Horseman, anything as long as you spend the next day in an alcoholic stupor to drink away the pain and loneliness

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  • Haha, this was real good, nice take, bud👏👏👏

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  • hahahaha how cool is this!!!

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  • I LOVE THESE DRINK COMBOS! GREAT TAKE!!!

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  • But... I love long islands...

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  • I adore Beavis and Butthead.
    xx
    ~ Mrs Manson

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  • This is awesome. 😄

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  • This is possibly the best MyTake ever!

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  • Does it have accompanying drinking games?

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  • Weed and anime is the king combo, don't @ me

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  • Alcohol in the morning?

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