Is there a non sexual way to eat a banana?

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Cloudy25 · Accepted Answer

People always tease me about the way i eat bananas, apparently it looks more sexual than the way the average person eats it, i have no idea why. I just ignore it. I don't really think there's a way you can avoid it, except if you break pieces off with your fingers, but that's not very hygienic, so i would just stick with the normal way of eating a banana.

Shorty1991 · Accepted Answer

Cover it with your other hand when you go to take a bite. Its the same with licking ice cream cones, ice lollies, and sausages. I remember that when I used to work at a warehouse, I had a chicken and sweetcorn sandwich with runny mayo. I bit I into it and had mayo running down my chin. A guy two table down was mesmerized :o lmfao

RachelBrooke · Accepted Answer

Eating a banana has never been sexual in the first place. It's just how some people interpret it. If you really want an answer to your question, just cut the banana in slices, then eat it.

rgb008 · Accepted Answer

Here u go:

Raymond_Reddington · Accepted Answer

this is from a dutch/belgian tv show. you most likely won't understand it, but watch it till the end and it'll make sense. even though it's weird XD (keep in mind, this show is for children)

madhatters4 · Accepted Answer

break a piece and pop it in your mouth. but frankly there is nothing sexual about eating a banana, hot dog, Popsicle, etc. it's just how people interpret it. they are just phallic shaped objects.

ksoma · Answer

Yeah. One bite at a time.  You don't need to deepthroat it before taking a bite.

NotTheFBI · Answer

Just... don't... make... eye... contact :v Anything can be made sexual with the right (Dirty) mind XD

GnarCute · Answer

I don't know but whenever my boyfriend is around me and im eating a banana he sits down or goes to another room

Kaylyne · Answer

Other than cut it up into little pieces and eat it with a fork, I think we women will always be stuck with this stigma over how we eat it.

brewersfan01 · Answer

break a small piece off, put in your mouth, close your lips, move your jaw up and down, breakin it into smaller pieces, and then slowly relax your throat so that it slides down the throat hole into your belly. thats how i do it.

electrikrainb0w · Answer

I break off pieces with my fingers and just put the pieces in my mouth.

untotal · Answer

Just tear into it like you would a drumstick sexual appeal -120% real fast lol

lilalilalila · Answer

:))))) You can try to slice banana with knife or hand. So it won't be have a sexual message. :)

abundantlyrich · Answer

slice it with a sharp knife and mix it with other fruits.

douride2 · Answer

How is eating a banana sexual. You just bite into it.

Blueeyes81 · Answer

Put in in the blender and do it Lorena Bobbitt style.

jacquesvol · Answer

Why care about that? If a guy eats a banana, do you suppose he's gay? REALLY?

TacosRAwesome · Answer

By not winking at every man you see while eating it. Or showing that you actually bite the banana,

MrShinyPants · Answer

Lol yes, hold the banana side ways and eat it like corn on the cob

Byakuyarko · Answer

Peel the bananas... Put them in a bowl. And mash it into paste... That'll take the wind out of perverts' sails

Anonymous · Answer

Yeah, just bite it and chew it like you are supposed to xD

H2OBearer · Answer

Break it, chew it. But if you're mature about it then you can just eat it.

Anonymous · Answer

Yeah just eat it by yourself in your room where there aren't people around lol

Anonymous · Answer

Easy... take off the peel, cut banana in small pieces, and use a fork to eat them.

jayyyjayyy · Answer

Yes just eat the fucken banana

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