What forbidden fruit did Satan trick Adam and Eve into eating?

[Kirito-san]

Traps aren't gay.

Apple

Banana

Tide pod

[Cammy137]

Its actually related to magic mushrooms. The original language points more to mushrooms and the earliest depictions of the event show a mushroom rather than a tree or apple. Its because Christianity actually stems from a magic mushroom cult.

[UltimateGohan]

Maybe deez nuts

[Kirito-san]

Damn... i should have thought about deez nuts

[UltimateGohan]

Coz u aren't as crazy as i am

[Kirito-san]

Challange accepted...

[UltimateGohan]

Okay lets see who posts more stupid comments

[Kirito-san]

😤😤😤😤

[UltimateGohan]

Huh? Ur angry? I meant on others posts not here

[UltimateGohan]

Like my comments are dumb AF try to beat that

[Kirito-san]

Yeah im in

[BeeryNice]

It was fruit from the tree of knowledge. I have a knowledge tree nursery of you're interested in tasting them.

[Kirito-san]

Ammm. Sure?

[BeeryNice]

Cool. We sell them on Tor. They're technically illegal

[Kirito-san]

I sold my bitcoins not too long ago. Can i get a free sample?

[brocklee]

Yeah, kind of funny how we were not supposed to eat from the tree of knowledge.

[oOsecret_starlandsOo]

LOL TIDE POD

didn't know those grew on trees but it makes sense...

here's also the random picture

[Kirito-san]

Hmm. Interesting but i wouldn't have done it

[oOsecret_starlandsOo]

Its just part one. wasn't too bad until she hit my collarbone, then it felt like someone violently stabbing my neck

[Kirito-san]

Lol. How much u payed?

[oOsecret_starlandsOo]

Nothing, friend wanted to practice, so I lent him my flesh lol

[Kirito-san]

Do u offten lend ur flesh to ppl?

[oOsecret_starlandsOo]

lent em' not him*

[oOsecret_starlandsOo]

Only for tattoos and piercings

[Kirito-san]

Do u gotta a lot of that stuff?🤔

[oOsecret_starlandsOo]

Yeah I have about 10 piercings just two tattoos tho, I really want to get more and I'm planning some more as well as the addition to the rip looking ones on my shoulder in the picture I have that on both sides of my arms

[Kirito-san]

Dont u think its abit too much?

[oOsecret_starlandsOo]

No, I think it can get excessive but how you present your body is a reflection of who you are. Tattoos and piercings hurt, so you have to be a little tough, theyre edgy and still a taboo type thing.
Im no delicate flower lol, def edgy and not afraid to bluntly go against anything. I also love art so it was a given ha ha

But for the question asker, if she is that distressed due to her family, I dont think itd be a good idea since its permanent

[Kirito-san]

True.

[oOsecret_starlandsOo]

Do you have any tatties or pieces?

[Kirito-san]

Nope. And i ha e no plans for that

[oOsecret_starlandsOo]

Cool, Tatties dont suit everyone lol

[Kirito-san]

I just dont like them😜 i mean some are good and looks cool but I don't know

[oOsecret_starlandsOo]

Yeah its no problem. I thought clear skin looked weird honestly ha ha they have a unique kind of pain tho, like it gets dreadful, so you'll be lucky to never face that lol

[Kirito-san]

Mb u could show me another tatto?

[oOsecret_starlandsOo]

I only have the two on my shoulders for now, still thinking of what more I want. Those are the start of a half-sleeve

[Lynnh]

Banana. The only dick like thing Eve probably got.
Don't ask me why

I dunno either

[Kirito-san]

Ur filthy... but i like it

[Lynnh]

#noregrets

[xKirito]

Satan tricked Eve into eating the tide pod and then Adam kissed her to poison himself because he couldn’t stand to be without her in this cold world. Better to die together than to live alone.

[Kirito-san]

Lol. Then how are we still alive?

[xKirito]

We aren’t alive but you are. You are Adam and Eve’s son, the last living person but the tide pod damaged your brain. Everything you have ever know has been a hallucination. You imagined everything... I just had a thought, you have been texting yourself this whole time! Hahahah (ok that was getting out there even for me 🤣)

[Kirito-san]

Lol dud

[xKirito]

I should shut up and go to bed before I do something weird huh?

[Kirito-san]

No worries i also talk lots of shet

[xKirito]

I amuse myself sometimes... who knows maybe we will amuse each other

[Cerberus_1773]

It was defiantly a Tide Pod

[Kirito-san]

My thoughts exactly

[Cerberus_1773]

It's the best and most forbidden fruit of them all

[c0deRed]

Yeah it was so forbidden that even god couldn't mention it

[Cerberus_1773]

It's name is too powerful

[Krumpir]

What is wrong with people to find tide pods funny?

[Kirito-san]

Who said it was funny?

[Krumpir]

Then why is everyone pushing tide jokes?

[Kirito-san]

We are serious

[Lynnh]

U salty boo

[reixun]

Hahahhahaha

[Kirito-san]

Tehehe

[Anonymous]

We still don't know what was it

[Asuna-san]

I love you

[Anonymous]

Pussy

[Kirito-san]

Lol🤣🤣🤣

[Maxemeister]

traps aren't gay

[Kirito-san]

True

[Maxemeister]

I notice you're from Lithuania, that's my ancestors' home country. Represent!

[weirdwriter79]

An apple. Duh!

[Kirito-san]

Oh rly?

[Volvagia]

garlic bread

[Gedaria]

WE DONT KNOW...

[chandlerfrye]

Nepenthe

[Anonymous]

Apple Mac 😊