Would you trust a sewer clown to sell you candy?

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MarciOwens · Accepted Answer

With all due respect, Pennywise lived in a storm drain, not a sewer. I think it's rude to lump all underground clowns into the same category. I would NEVER buy candy from a sewer clown, and I don't think I'd even buy candy from a storm drain clown, unless it's prices were very compelling.

Harmseygrace · Accepted Answer

Of course I would. I hear they have very reputable sales.

Kezzz · Accepted Answer

Well I really can't ignore the fact that he's selling from a sewer so he's already lost the sell in hygiene department. Besides, I think he'd be better at promotion and advertising than selling. That would be less difficult for him and he would earn his wage... you know Penny wise

Charlie_King · Accepted Answer

No way! But if he had a balloon I might be interested... highly interested.  by the way, have you seen my boat?

floatingboats · Answer

To sell me candy? No, but absolutely if the candy is free

Alwaysthinking14 · Answer

Isn’t that where everyone gets their candy? 🤷🏼‍♀️

beebella · Answer

If a sewer clown tried to sell me candy, I'd call the cops on him.

curiousnorway · Answer

No, of course not. I wouldn't trust anyone selling candies in a sewer. Even not if it was Angeline Jolie; a woman looking like a candy herself.

You do simply not sell candies in a sewer because of bacteria and infection. Just common sense! 😂😂

yucychan · Answer

Very weird. Because just the other night, I dreamt of Pennywise, albeit not a very pleasant dream.

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

Well , candy from a sewer clown might not be a good tasting candy. LMAO

Nadim171 · Answer

The kid who took the candy was really stupid😂 not for trusting a clown but because the clown (and the candy) are in the sewer. Who wants to eat candy that has been in the sewers lol

SuccessfulHornDog · Answer

I buy all my chocolates from the toilet clown, its got nuts in it

WhiteShoulder · Answer

Sure lol. Why not? Beats buying candy from a giant female space spider...

AngelxS · Answer

I wouldn't trust a clown in the storm drain or anyone at all because it could be a possible shady thing he would've done

Farah-luna · Answer

obviously, i'd grab it and push him back down the sewer

dreamstar72 · Answer

Suŕe I think the candy store would do fantastic business if in the correct location

Bman4907 · Answer

I buy all my candy out of a poorly painted windowless van

rievious · Answer

I'll trust the clown more than the president acting like a public servant.

sheepdip · Answer

Look man, those guys work their asses off. Frankly, if I see one busting his hump in that sewer, I'll send kids his way.

Evil_Chuck · Answer

Of course. That's special candy, you see. It floats. Just like everything else down there. And when you have some, you'll float too.

Fastest-route · Answer

Peeps are really freaked by clowns now after that serial killer in Illinois back in the eighties say you notice no more serial killers since the eighties. Check out MK Ultra on utube

SkipStop · Answer

I trust no one but my family. If someone gives me candy as a gift, it's going in the trash. I am not taking the risk of getting poisoned.

Annie12234 · Answer

I wouldn’t trust a sewer clown to sell me candy because what if it’s drug or spike? That would be scare sh*t hell out of me 😂😬🙈🙊

Bruce_VVayne_ · Answer

Better than selling candies

oofypoofy · Answer

Um no. He might be a pedophile and plus he probably has drugs in them

DeathRowKingPin · Answer

Depends on if on sugar that week or cheating on my Sudra free weekend

habib29 · Answer

I think this sewer clown is just shy and needs to engage with other people.

MissDawn7961 · Answer

you can not trust a clown at all for their make up shows they have something to hide

JSmuve · Answer

I'd just piss on him from a safe distance. How you like that candy, Pennywise? That's some R Kelly shit right there.

ToastyTimothy · Answer

The meme should read, "Debate Me!", showing the sewer clown exclusive.

mermaidia_lol · Answer

I'm trying to stick to my diet, so I'll have to pass.

13IsALuckyNumber · Answer

Yeah sure I would totally do that. *Sarcastic Tone*

RedRobin · Answer

No, I wouldn't trust him

LazloHollyfeld · Answer

Only place to get it..

JohnnyBoi1490 · Answer

Why not? Nothing left to lose

jakeofalltrades · Answer

the only thing I would trust a sewer clown to do is try to kill me

Usernamesrdumb · Answer

Lol no. If anything its not sanitary. Much less screams death and dismemberment.

Furuok · Answer

Where is the nearest fire hydrant ! Such water worm!

TITAN-IDC · Answer

Oh. my god hilary has been sewering herselfy again..😱👎

genericname85 · Answer

Depends on the assortment.

Guardian45 · Answer

I don't like clowns. They taste funny.

JimboGB · Answer

😅😆 I'd be too intrigued to simply walk on by.

SydneySentinel · Answer

Noooo

skeetskeetskeet · Answer

I wouldn't trust any kind of clown

Uncut · Answer

Yes I like candy Georgie

angelgirl7 · Answer

Who'd want to eat candy from a sewer? 🤢

needhelp777 · Answer

HELLNO I would scream. and run

Neeceeb7 · Answer

I wouldn't trust a clown period lmao

EleanorRigby · Answer

If I were 6 and wearing yellow raincoat.

FunkyMonkee · Answer

What the hell is a sewer clown?

cirno · Answer

i'm gonna kick him!

trishhhxx · Answer

I have a clown phobia

NorthwestRider · Answer

Nope and I will just run screaming

JakeMist86 · Answer

Yup... gimme them loose pocket pez Bozo!

Syrian_survivor · Answer

Duh who tf would waste such a chance?

Browser101 · Answer

Only if he’s ticklish

Ella1006 · Answer

Nope

themomo84 · Answer

LMAO

DesertOasisMan · Answer

Come here little girl I've got candy.🤡

LuWe22 · Answer

Nope. I hate Clowns and would scream and run away

MDollarBill · Answer

wtf is this all about?

Holy_Ghost_Fire · Answer

I don't like clowns, so no.

MisterSir · Answer

i would trust them

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