Is this funny? is my boss or myself autistic?

[Jamesshinobi]

I was starving at work and there has been a frozen dinner in the freezer so long either the owner was fired or forgot about it so i decided to eat it. while i am eating it the treasurer Kelly says "what are you eating" i lifted up the box and read "Vegetarian Lasagne" she said "i didn't know you were a vegetarian" "i said i'm not, the Lasagne is" she apparently thought it was hilarious.

[Anonymous]

Ah, so you're that asshole who steals other people's food at work. Nice

[Jamesshinobi]

you were fired. you didn't come back for the dragon dildo you left in your office so i knew you werent coming back for the vegetarian lasagne

[Opinion Owner]

Lol, I had to google "dragon dildo" to see what it was. Anyway, regardless of who left it for you, I have no doubt you're enjoying it. You certainly look like the type who would.

[Jamesshinobi]

it was aaight... could have used som bacon and some Chipotle sauce.

[Joker_]

yes.

[Jamesshinobi]

yes to all 3? damn it. i guess i suspected that.

[DrewJay]

Some time just reading the messages is the best 😁

[Anonymous]

I’m sure you are autistic and bitter.