If you were a fruit or vegetable, what would you be and why?

[Pinay_ako]

I’m an Avocado 🥑

[Jltakk]

Beet, sweet the first second, by the second bite you're already sick of me.

[Pinay_ako]

No I like beets! They’re tasty and healthy.

[Chazmatazz269]

Jackfruit. Big and ugly, but super useful and good for you. Ell oh ell!

[Pinay_ako]

They’re not ugly. 🤣

[Chazmatazz269]

I disagree. I think they should have been called pimplefruit. Ell oh ell! Probably wouldn’t have sold as well though.

[Pinay_ako]

We used to have a tree and I love them ripe! They’re expensive here

[Chazmatazz269]

I believe that. They’ll probably continue to get more expensive as they become popular too.

[Pinay_ako]

Right? Exotic fruits always get more $ as they become trendy. It’s annoying 😑

[AmandaYVR]

A raspberry? For one thing, I love them and never seem to get sick of them. And they mush up nice and you can put them in plain Greek yogurt, or muddle them in a shaken vodka cocktail... how diverse they are. But mostly I just eat them plain.

But I'm probably just about as soft as a raspberry. Which is problematic. I need a tougher shell, more of a honey badger I don't know would be helpful, when seeing the problems and injustices and aggression and pain of the world.

For vegetables, I like tomatoes a lot. Especially the rainbow grape variety. But same issue... soft skin.

I should channel the artichoke. He seems to know what he's doing. Or pineapple. But one is tough and not that tasty, and one is very acidic. Hmm...

[Pinay_ako]

The artichoke is like a diamond in the rough. I had an artichoke dip one time in my life and I was 🤤

[AmandaYVR]

Drooling, eh?
Do you spinach and artichoke dip? I used to be able to go to one restaurant that made this and it was da bomb, so good. Never had it as good anywhere else. I miss that place. Must have been the cheese (s) they used. I tried to recreate it but total fail.

[Pinay_ako]

Omgggg 🤤 where is it

[Still-alive]

Artichoke is amazing. Ever have it on pizza? Its delicious 😋

[AmandaYVR]

https://hillstone.com/
They're not in Canada as far as I know 😢

[Still-alive]

Oh nuts. We got this pizza place where i live called blaze pizza that has artichokes. Definitely recommended

[Pinay_ako]

Oh that sucks 😖

[Static_In_The_Attic]

As for me an onion I am & I have so many wonderful layers if you get to know me. As for me if you cut me or you break my heart you’ll start to cry. Like an onion I’m sweet & so much more.

[Pinay_ako]

I said that about onions 😂. I like them! I gotta have them on everything.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Tonight I’m breaking out the onions & I’m making sausage & peppers.

[Pinay_ako]

🤤 share

[Static_In_The_Attic]

The sausage, peppers & onions are cooking stovetop as we speak & if it were within my power to beam you a plate or beam you here for dinner I absolutely would.

[Pinay_ako]

Yay 😁 eat my share! Thank you ☺️

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I have enough food to feed about four people. 6 links of sausage cut in half, 6 peppers, red, yellow, green, orange, a big onion, basil, garlic.

[Pinay_ako]

🤤 🤤 😊

[ObscuredBeyond]

Freeze-dried cranberry. Life has made me a little sour, but not unmanageably so. I've lost a little nutrition along the way, but still have enough to give you some. I'm at best in a cool, wet environment, to make up for how dried-out I can feel. I can stay a certain way and hold on to that for a very long time.

And if you take lots of fluids before letting me inside you, I'm generally very gentle on you, and still carry some benefits.

I'm not everyone's favorite snack, but I get the job done.

[Telekinetic-Potato]

I am definitely a pineapple, there I am with my thick skin, just hanging out trying to have a good time. It's hard to tell if I'm sour or sweet, but at the end of the day pineapple is gonna have your back.

[Pinay_ako]

Yes and I like them on 🍕 and I don’t even like 🍕

[Telekinetic-Potato]

Pineapple on pizza?

[JDavid25]

I was going to say mango, but quite a few people used that one.. Maybe banana but, that's an easy target.. LOL.. A Cucumber is what I'll pick.. Since they seem to be good for... Multiple uses..

[Pinay_ako]

🥒 is always on my diet everyday. Love it 🥰

[JDavid25]

Most definitely.. Personally, I like broccoli a bit better than 🥒🥒 s.. But with a bit of salt and some pepper, or maybe some vinegar they are pretty damn good.. 😁..

[Pinay_ako]

What kind of vinegar? Apple cider? Yes I like to put them 🥒 on my sandwiches too. Soooo good 😌

[JDavid25]

Yeah, I believe apple cider.. And true it's pretty good as long as there isn't too much vinegar on the sammiches.. Haha..

[Smoke-n-Growls]

Tomato.

Am I a fruit? A vegetable? Am I a poisonous berry?

I don't know but I'm fuckin delicious with egg.

[Still-alive]

Im a tomato because i dont neatly fit into either category of fruit or veggie in fact you can call me either one and you wouldn’t be entirely incorrect. I also go well with most situations you put me in (as tomato’s go well with most foods). And i can get tomato red whenever i blush or am out in the blazing sun too often lol 😂

tomato! 🍅

[AviatorTom]

Interesting question... I had to think about this for awhile before answering.

My first reaction was a watermelon, but I'm not sure why. After some thought, I'd like to be a tomato, because I'd be unique in that people call me both a fruit and a vegetable, and either way, I taste good.

[DannyUk2017]

Passion fruit! You won't know how to "serve me", but once you do, you can't have enough...😈😈

[Pinay_ako]

Yes they’re good!

[byrdman89]

Never thought about this before I have to go with an apple they can be beautiful they can be strong or tough they can be sweet or tart and they're good in so many different ways

[Pinay_ako]

Yes apples with some caramel and cinnamon or peanut butter 😋

[OneManOnly01]

Hmmm... Any poisonous fruits or vegetables you know of?🤷‍♂️😂

[Pinay_ako]

I heard if you eat them, you die 🫠😵 😂

[RavVid]

My answer has to be a marrow for obvious reasons of course.

Love avocados by the way.

[Pinay_ako]

Marrow?

[RavVid]

https://www.cooksinfo.com/marrow

[Andres77]

Cucumber, it’s good with lemon juice or mayo. Good salty too.

[Andres77]

I eat avocados whole

[Pinay_ako]

Ooh really? 😝 I didn’t know 🐺 eat plants 😜

[EaterPeter]

Dawgs we are baby

[Andres77]

wolves are health conscious.

[EaterPeter]

Wolves it is. Sorry could not tell what that is. 😅

[Pinay_ako]

They’re sexy af grrr 🐺

[EaterPeter]

Oh baby I like that let's make you purr

[NamerOfStars]

I think I'd be a watermelon. Because I'm enormous, full of nutrients, and because when people say "the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice", they're not talking about me.

[Tztop2006]

Orange, I'm hard to emotional peel down, but once you get to my insides I'm sweet, but still a little tangy

[Pinay_ako]

🤣 whenever I peel an orange, i hate when it squirts me right in the eye 🤣. It is indeed sweet. Sunshine inside

[Andres77]

@Pinay_ako
Safety glasses help

[Pinay_ako]

@Andres77 🤣 yes thanks 😊

[Darine123]

Mangoes cuz I’m sweet and my skin look like mangoes

[Pinay_ako]

How? 🤣

[Crafteroon]

A Granny Smith apple. A harder surface compared to other apples, not as sweet, but a refreshing change. Big enough to be a snack on it's own.

[FunkyMonkee]

Elton John, so I could be filthy rich and play piano.

[pizzalovershouse]

Mango taste good but then I get eaten up an be gone but the suckle taste a girl would enjoy an I have that one moment with her mouth before I departed

[imjustadude]

Cucumber, cause I am long and firm until I get rid of cum and then I am just a cuber.

[Xtendable]

mangosteen…a little different, but once experienced, never forgotten

[Pinay_ako]

Yes I like those too. 🥰

[Xtendable]

I’m so glad 🤗

[ChiTown33]

A pear. Because everybody likes a nice firm "pair"🤣

That wisecrack works better when it's not in text form.

[Freyke]

A melon. Eating an orange slice of those always made me smile. Got to spread that energy.

[Freyke]

Forgot to add.

Got to spread my seed. Some will spit some will swallow. Tale as old as time. 👍

[Guardian45]

*OOOO*😳 What happens after that?

I'm my faves: broccoli or peach. Broccoli cuz I'm healthy, smart & curly hair. Peach cuz I'm sweet & juicy!

[Zolly99999]

This is a good one.

I'm a plum. Not many people like me but why they do they really like me.

[Grubhub]

A pervert would say a banana, I would say a mongo because they’re delicious

[Jerre]

I would be a cucumber so I would wind up in a girls pussy.

[Jerre]

@Pinay_ako Thank you for the Like

[Spotifyplaylist]

An lemon

Cuz I'm always sour.

[Pinay_ako]

Life gives you 🍋 😂

[Anonymous]

Pineapple because its goood for sex

[Pinay_ako]

And for 🐈.

[vald9inches]

I would be a giant eggplant 🍆

[vald9inches]

*grabs popcorn 🍿

[Pinay_ako]

*takes some of your popcorn 🍿

[vald9inches]

Yawns *slowly stretch arm over your shoulder

[Pinay_ako]

I saw what you did there 😂 I’m stealing your 🍿 now 😂

[KrakenAttackin]

@Pinay_ako. Just go ahead and let him pound your cootchie.

[Pinay_ako]

@KrakenAttackin maybe not. Just be nice to me, you’re being mean

[KrakenAttackin]

@Pinay_ako. Sorry, I guess I am a Cactus at heart.

[vald9inches]

*slowly steals popcorn back with all the commotion 🙊

[Pinay_ako]

🤣 he’s good boy now. 🤣 we can all share 😑

[vald9inches]

Only you can have some because there is a surprise at the bottom of the popcorn 🍿😈

[Pinay_ako]

🤣 oh no 🤣 😳

[vald9inches]

Lmfao just jk 😜😂🤣

[Pinay_ako]

Are you? 😈

[vald9inches]

Would you like butter with that? 🤣

[genericname85]

spinach or kale. cause those are good for you but most people still don't like them.

[tony_love_girls]

Jackfruit eat well.

[Pinay_ako]

Ooooh I love those! We used to have those by our house growing up in the Philippines!

[tony_love_girls]

yeah 🥰

[NathanDavis]

I'm a tuna...

[KrakenAttackin]

Let me guess, you work for HR.

[Pinay_ako]

🤣 do I look 👀 like I work for HR? 🤣 😑

[Pinay_ako]

What fruit or vegetable are you? 😜

[KrakenAttackin]

I would be any vegetable, in a wheel chair, with a frontal lobotomy and 1000 mg of Thorazine daily.

[Pinay_ako]

🤣 😂 😳

[Fuentes]

Onion because I'll make you cry 😢 lol

[Pinay_ako]

😢 but onions are good too. They taste delicious and healthy for you 😝

[Avicenna]

Mango, because I'm sweet and versatile

[sage2021]

A watermelon 🍉 they taste sweet and juicy.

[jennifer_bloom]

I think a celery because I walk the line

[Boldy_Erin]

I feel like a watermelon

[LavLavLuv]

🍑 Peach 🍑
I’m juicy juicy af

[Erron_Black]

cucumber eggplant banana

[Pinay_ako]

Eggplants are good if you know what to do with them 😝

[Erron_Black]

if u love eggplant, i can be for you 😝

[Pinay_ako]

🤣 I loooove eggplant! Do an adobo eggplant or grilled eggplant salad 🥗! Super good 🤤

[Erron_Black]

i have nice eggplant 😋

[ElementoP]

Found it!

[Adronicus]

An orange, my favorite fruit:)

[Babygirl_S]

Strawberry because it's my favourite fruit.

[Charliefretz329]

A potato 🥔, so I could be a dicktater.

[bigpauly]

Blueberry, tiny and sweet 😇

[driven159]

strawberry because everyone loves strawberries

[TotallyAlmost]

Eggplant. You figure it out.

[Preeti161101]

Mango 🥭

[RandomGuy1030]

Stephen hawking so i could be famous

[Anonymous]

Banana 😜