How do we make a Philly Cheesesteak if all we have is a wild boar, a female, and some flour and water?

[Anonymous]

I have a wild boar outside somewhere in the mountains and some flour and water. Was wondering how to make a Philly cheesecake sandwich from these things if possible. I know the ancient Egyptians made bread using these ingredients and how you don't even need yeast to proof bread if you just leave it out in a place full of bacteria like the dental office. I also have a female nearby although I haven't figured out how to produce dairy from her.

[Subarugirl]

Yeast is naturally occurring. That is how sourdough is made. Through a fermentation process that allows the yeast to grow while killing off harmful bacteria that would make you sick. As for cheese, hypothetically it could be made with any kind of animal milk that has a high enough fat content. Sheep or goat's milk has been the most prominent from a historical context.

[Asker]

Maybe my wife needs to get fatter? She is very slim.

[Subarugirl]

actually, sounds more like your wife needs a new husband that refers to her as a woman and not a female.

[Asker]

I think she loves me this male too much with her female style of loving husbands.

[Asker]

On a "seriouser" note though, why is "female" offensive to some hyper-sensitive women? I don't mind if I get called "male". I am a male specimen of the species of homo sapien. Is it because it has "male" in it? What if it was like "zale" or "dale"?

[Subarugirl]

‘Female’ is a scientific term that refers to sex. It reduces women to their reproductive abilities and downgrades her to a lower mammalian status. It has a very singular definition that fails to capture the complexity, value and intersectionality of women.

The word ‘female’ has been used in derogatory ways to devalue and criticize women. Over time the use of ‘female’, when talking about women, has taken on a range of negative associations. As a result, using ‘female’ strips women of their value. It communicates the idea that the woman’s sole purpose is reproduction. That she is the same as an animal. That she is inferior to men. ‘Female’ can apply to any species, while ‘woman’ refers specifically to humans.

You would use ‘female’ as an adjective when describing animals, such as a ‘female cat’. It would be odd to say ‘female human’. Why use ‘female’ for humans when we have two perfectly good nouns already, ‘woman’ and ‘women’?

[Asker]

I don't get it. Doesn't "woman" do the same unless it includes transwomen?

[Subarugirl]

Generally no

[Asker]

Is there a word that doesn't imply age that is used for someone with reproductive organs opposite to mine besides "female"? I use "male" the same way. "Boy" and "man" imply age too much although, for us, we have "guy". I feel like we need an equivalent of "guy" for "females". Because many times when I want to refer to people with vaginas of all ages in the same way I want to refer to us of all ages with penises, I don't seem to have a colloquial term like I do with "guy".

[Subarugirl]

Girl

[Asker]

Can't "girl" be said to be infantilizing, especially for older women? Like what if I call 45-year old woman a "girl"?

[Asker]

Compare to "guy". I can call any male at any age "guy" and it is neither infantilizing nor the maturing in a negative way. I can call 4-year old boy "guy". I can call 21-year old "young man" a "guy". I can call 72-year old man a "guy".

"Girl" still has an infantilizing context. Especially if I call 72-year old woman a "girl", I am either offending her (most likely) or complimenting her.

[Subarugirl]

gal then

[purplepoppy]

True you don't need yeast. Just make a sourdough, plenty of online instructions and only takes a week.
But if you've got wild boar I'd be more tempted to go for a pulled pork sandwich

[Asker]

I don't have any yeast around but I have a wife. I just have to figure out how to give her a yeast infection, maybe?

[Asker]

Or how do I give her a sourdough infection?

[User3191989]

A female?

Are you saying you have a cannibalistic appetite?

[Asker]

I mean I'm a male and my supplies include a male (me), female (it), flour, and water. Also there's a boar out there.

[User3191989]

Oh, ok

[DarkWinterNights]

I feel like this site is more insane than usual today.

[Asker]

I have this tingly feeling in my lungs, pancreas, and even anus to suggest the same. But I'm not so superstitious. But it is a thing for me, especially the anus tingling.

[DarkWinterNights]

Who am I to argue with your anus?

[Asker]

Me too!

[wittymilf]

She could get you the dairy and the yeast n you could put bun in her oven too 🤔

[Asker]

I love women's buns!

[AviatorTom]

Trolling... trolling... trolling...

[Asker]

I disagree but respectfully!

[MountAverage]

Cheese from boar milk sounds interesting...